Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #593: “Ask The Suburban Senshi #12”
#593: “Ask The Suburban Senshi #12”

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[00:29] *** Cést_la_V [] has left #suburbansenshi (Midnight Snack)

[00:30] <// J_Daito //> damn, she's gone...
[00:30] <FireFly_9> What, there was something you wanted to say to Minako-sempai?
[00:30] <// J_Daito //> I wanted some more dirt on Endymion
[00:31] <=^catablanca^=> I was there too, you know
[00:31] <// J_Daito //> Hmm
[00:31] <// J_Daito //> I suppose you'll do
[00:32] <=^catablanca^=> What's that supposed to mean
[00:32] <// J_Daito //> I hate you Mausers
[00:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror "Mausers"
[00:33] <FireFly_9> Hah what a pun!
[00:33] <=^catablanca^=> I'll have you know that term is racist!! We are "Maurians"!
[00:33] <// J_Daito //> hah you're just Mousers to me, Cat
[00:33] <// J_Daito //> You people were the ones who got the Senshi all hot and bothered trying to kill me
[00:34] <=^catablanca^=> Well you were trying to kill them first...
[00:34] <// J_Daito //> details
[00:34] <// J_Daito //> So tell me of the pantywaisted Endymion
[00:34] <=^catablanca^=> He's not totally useless... he escaped from Crystal Tokyo once...
[00:35] <// J_Daito //> How, on the funny farm van?
[00:35] <=^catablanca^=> Hah not quite... Mamoru let his hair grow long, dyed it green, and with the help of some tanning tablets, lipstick and strategic padding, he made himself a perfect replica of Setsuna.
[00:36] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHA Endymion in DRAG LOL
[00:36] <=^catablanca^=> Of course when Serenity saw "her", she immediately banished her from the Palace, as she was wont to do
[00:37] <// J_Daito //> So how did she get him back?
[00:37] <=^catablanca^=> Eventually he got lost near the ports, and well... he had some unfortunate run-ins with sailors of another kind
[00:39] <// J_Daito //> Too.... precious...
[00:39] <=^catablanca^=> To this day he has problems watching "Oz"...
[00:39] <=^catablanca^=> Hmm... there's a backlog of Ask the Suburban Senshi Questions...
[00:45] <// J_Daito //> Bah there wouldn't be if this was MY job...
[00:45] <=^catablanca^=> Hmm, Mina's a bit lazy about it...
[00:46] <// J_Daito //> Well I can do it if she won't...
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[00:47] <spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[00:47] <Cést_la_V> Hi!!
[00:47] <// J_Daito //> Dammit
[00:47] <Cést_la_V> What??
[00:47] <// J_Daito //> Why'd you come back now?!
[00:48] <Cést_la_V> ...
[00:48] <Cést_la_V> Is there a problem??
[00:48] <// J_Daito //> NO
[00:48] <FireFly_9> Jedite wanted to do "Ask the Suburban Senshi" in your place...
[00:49] <Cést_la_V> Moh!! Step out for a quick bite and someone jumps in to fill your spot!!
[00:49] <// J_Daito //> YOU STOLE MY JOB
[00:49] <Cést_la_V> Get over it!!
[00:50] <Cést_la_V> Let's get this snow on the road!!

[00:51] * Cést_la_V looks at the question list

[00:51] <Cést_la_V> Crap, we need Michiru-san and Haruka-san here... some of these are for them...
[00:52] <FireFly_9> I would NOT advise attempting to get them at the present moment...
[00:52] * Cést_la_V looks at her watch

[00:52] <Cést_la_V> Still?
[00:52] * FireFly_9 nods

[00:53] * Cést_la_V frowns

[00:53] <Cést_la_V> I didn't think that was possible...
[00:53] <FireFly_9> Oh, believe me, it is...
[00:53] <Cést_la_V> heh
[00:53] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry, *usurper*... I, Jedite, of the Dark Kingdom, will save your pathetic job
[00:54] <Cést_la_V> How?
[00:54] <// J_Daito //> Just start the segment
[00:54] <Cést_la_V> Hello, everybody and welcome to "Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi," where we answer ALL your questions... just not in a timely fashion!! hahahahaahaha!
[00:55] <=^catablanca^=> that's not something to be proud of, Mina...
[00:55] * Cést_la_V smacks Artemis

[00:55] <Cést_la_V> SO! Our first question is from Cyborgmoon, who asks:

This goes to Haruka. Have you ever considered racing in one of the greatest motor sports of our time....SIDEHACKING?! I think you could take this overlooked sport and turn it into an international sensation!! Now, all you need is a partner...

[00:56] <Cést_la_V> Now what, Genius?
[00:56] * // J_Daito // is now known as --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--

[00:57] <Cést_la_V> omg...
[00:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh... ah, HELL YA, SIDEHACKING w00t!!!
[00:59] <FireFly_9> unbelievable
[00:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> first [BLEEP]ing thing I'd [BLEEP]ing do is [BLEEP]ing grab [BLEEP]ing chibi-oozer over there and stick her skanky butt in the sidecar and like when I make a turn i'd loosen the side bolt and she'd shoot off into the [BLEEP]ING BLEACHERS And EXPLODED like an overripe pimple on prom night!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:00] <Cést_la_V> ...
[01:00] <Cést_la_V> Thank you, "Haruka"-san...
[01:01] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u facker geydite i'll facking kal u 1 of dese deys
[01:01] <Cést_la_V> Our next question / statement thing comes from DJ Wolfwood (so do you watch Trigun) and he asks / says:

not relay a question...but check this Hotaru,useually I don't do this...but I'm kinda a part time hitman,and usually I charge $50 thousand plus expences,but here's my deal: I'm willing to kill Elios for you for nothing, that way, you don't have to worry your pretty little head about things like hiding the body, and I can do it without much bloodsplater...I have a feeling that glave makes things a wee bit messy.

err...kinda have a confession to make: I kinda broke in Michi's house about a week ago and placed gypsy wires (small wire-thin cameras) all around the house (told a rather drunk Hakura at the door I was the pest control guy) in order to see if I can pick up anything on Elios's whereabouts, now don't get freaked out...because I shut them off during a certain couples intimate moments and when houseguests where getting dressed...but I did happen to cetch a rather disturbing encounter in the lab last night..all I gotta say is, Professer ...eww...I understand the attraction to Kaolinite..but that was not how a test tube was ment to be used dude...

[01:02] <FireFly_9> Thank you for the kind offer, Mr. Wolfwood, but rest assured that when the moment of final reckoning for that blasted equine comes, he will feel the last wisps of his spirit caught in my unforgiving and merciless grip... and as for the "mess" caused by the glaive...
[01:04] * FireFly_9 breathes faster

[01:04] <FireFly_9> The dripping blood and steaming entrails will spread far and wide, their crimson mark a savage reminder of the black, righteous fury of a justice well-dispensed...
[01:05] * FireFly_9 quivers

[01:05] <FireFly_9> The sight of it will carve itself into the collective memory for time immemorial, and then it will be known unto ALL that such heretical blasphemy WILL NOT BE SUFFERED TO EXIST!
[01:06] * FireFly_9 trembles

[01:06] <FireFly_9> hehehehehehehehehhehehhehehe.....
[01:07] <FireFly_9> And as for my father and Kaolinite!
[01:07] <FireFly_9> See that such "tricks" never appear again, Papa... or my wrath shall be meted to thee as well...
[01:08] * FireFly_9 exhales

[01:08] <Cést_la_V> O...K...
[01:08] <Cést_la_V> Moving right along, Moonstar asks:

"What's the recipie for Dr./Prof. Tomoe's Tastie Coffie?" from Avide-Coffie-Drinker-Moonstar *it's the only way to stay awake*

[01:09] <FireFly_9> You need some Daimon seeds, coffee beans, and... ichor.
[01:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ICHOR?!
[01:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits

[01:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ALL THE TIME YOU told me you were doing BLOOD TESTS
[01:11] * Cést_la_V feels sick to her stomach

[01:11] <Cést_la_V> Okay, last question of the batch is from Sailor Q, who asks:

my question is for Michi-san:

What do you think of surrealism in art?

[01:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises her hand

[01:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I got this [BLEEP]
[01:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is now known as Mdm_Maestro

[01:12] <Mdm_Maestro> Heh
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> Well, not to put too fine a point on it, Mr. Q, but "surrealism" in art is a giant freaking con job
[01:13] <FireFly_9> Jedite... Michiru-momma would never say "freaking"...
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> But it is you see
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> I mean what the HELL is surrealism
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a euphemism for "I fell asleep in painting acadmey and can't smear pigment worth [BLEEP], so I'll just make a few random strokes with the fanbrush and call it "nude descenfing a staircase"
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> Back in MY day you HAD to pain the damn staircase, these days you can make like six disjointed lines and a squiggle and DECLARE it a staricase by FIAT
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> WTF I ask you
[01:13] <Mdm_Maestro> WTF . COM
[01:15] <Cést_la_V> err, Michiru-san would never talk like that
[01:16] <Mdm_Maestro> andthenandthenandthen if I had a bad meal, no FRICKEN problem!! I can just porjectile VOMIT my luncch back onto the damn canvas, sign my name and hock it for a quarter mil EASY! I mean sh[BLEEP]t man it's an offense to the notion of artistry to call that "crap" art
[01:17] <Mdm_Maestro> hahaha CRAP
[01:17] <Mdm_Maestro> if I dropped a canvas on the ground, covered it with birdseed and let the pigeons [BLEEP] on it, then I can honstly declare the resulting globs of AVIAN FECES a legitimate work.... if I was smart and covered it with oil paint those idiots would fall all over themselves going on about the WONDERFUL TEXTURE
[01:19] <Cést_la_V> Ok, thanks, "Michiru-san..."
[01:19] <Mdm_Maestro> NO IM NOT DONE
[01:19] <Mdm_Maestro> And what the [BLEEP]about that damn guy who puts a shop vac in a glass case and gets a milliopn bucks, where;s my da,n cut, I Spend YEARS on a work andget CRAP and he and he and he--
[01:20] <Cést_la_V>
[01:20] *** spiritflame has kicked Mdm_Maestro from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough now jedite )

[01:21] <Cést_la_V> Well, there you go!! I hope you enjoyed this edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi!"
[01:21] <Cést_la_V> If you have a question, just send it to Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi! PLEASE Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer, Onegaishimasu? Since we get so many questions, please limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Arigatou!

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