Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #590: “Blast from the Past”
#590: “Blast from the Past”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Because we got nothin =-'
[01:30] <// J_Daito //> Hey Time Lord
[01:30] <Dr_Xadium> ?
[01:30] <// J_Daito //> "You should have embalmed Minako, so you could be practicing your necrophilia."
[01:30] <Dr_Xadium> I see that you wish for the slow death.
[01:31] <Cést_la_V> X-chan?! What are you plotting?!
[01:31] <// J_Daito //> hahaha it's a quote from that accursed fanfic we MiSTed ages ago, Aino never got to see it
[01:31] <Cést_la_V> ...
[01:32] <Dr_Xadium> Jedite, why are you referring to ancient chat logs?
[01:32] <// J_Daito //> Because it's late, everyone's gone out, and thought the n00bs might get a kick out of it
[01:33] <Cést_la_V> ...
[01:33] <Cést_la_V> This fanfiction is disturbed...
[01:34] <// J_Daito //> You know, the IRC chat thing has been around long enough that you could do a "One Year ago..." type deal
[01:34] <Dr_Xadium> That would be too depressing this month... maybe later...
[01:35] <// J_Daito //> Oh yeah ahahahah
[01:35] * Cést_la_V smacks Jedite

[01:35] <// J_Daito //> Hey I'm evil, what can i say
[01:35] <Cést_la_V> You really ARE bored aren't you
[01:35] <// J_Daito //> Well with the server blocked up like it is, no one will ever see this chat anyway so
[01:36] <// J_Daito //> man even is on break
[01:36] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan and I thought it might be fun for her to have a "girls night out"
[01:36] <// J_Daito //> So why aren't you there?
[01:36] <Cést_la_V> I have other things to do
[01:36] <// J_Daito //> heh
[01:38] <// J_Daito //> Like what
[01:38] <Cést_la_V> :P
[01:38] <Cést_la_V> So what are YOU doing then
[01:38] <Cést_la_V> Artemis is out getting drunk with Haruka
[01:38] <// J_Daito //> What's up with that, anyhow?
[01:38] <Cést_la_V> He used to get drunk with Mamoru-san, as they compensated over women trouble, but since Mamoru-sama is gone now, he drinks with Haruka
[01:39] <Dr_Xadium> "Commiserated"
[01:39] <Cést_la_V> That too
[01:44] * // J_Daito // nods

[01:45] <Cést_la_V> hahaha I'm remembering how I came here and I asked if I was one of th Suburban Senshi and Haruka-san said no it was for Outer Senshi only then I asked what that made you and you said the answer was "dead sexy" hahahahah
[01:46] <// J_Daito //> What's so funny about that, Aino
[01:46] <Cést_la_V> Well if you're "Dead Sexy" then aren't you the necrophiliac's target??
[01:46] <// J_Daito //> That's not what that means dammit
[01:47] <Dr_Xadium> lol
[01:48] <// J_Daito //> hah, you cheated, deciding to let Tomoe move in with you so you'd become a "real" Suburban Senshi
[01:49] <Cést_la_V> That's not why I did it!!
[01:49] <Dr_Xadium> That's right, Mina wanted someone to pay off her mortgage, run errands for her, take care of Artemis when she was too busy watching her "Soap" Operas and play board games with her and listen to her karaoke :)
[01:50] * Cést_la_V pounds X-chan on the head

[01:50] <Cést_la_V> So why did YOU move in?!
[01:51] <Dr_Xadium> I haven't moved in, my TARDIS is simply parked at your place...
[01:51] <// J_Daito //> It's got to be so humiliating having a Space Time machine shaped like a soda vending machine
[01:51] <Cést_la_V> Hey it's cool because we get tons of free Soda!! And it's a great conversation piece!!
[01:52] <Dr_Xadium> Oh yes, the technical masterpiece of a 10 million year old civilisation, powered by the exploded remnants of a dead star, used to furnish Aino Minako with infinite carbonated beverages...
[01:53] * Cést_la_V points to herself

[01:53] <Cést_la_V> Well I *am* that special :)
[01:58] <Cést_la_V> You know Jedite, your little confessions thread kind of failed hahaha
[01:58] <// J_Daito //> Oh quiet, Sailor Pen[BLEEP]s
[01:58] <Cést_la_V> What did you call me?!
[01:58] <// J_Daito //> Hey it's what Kitagawa Keiko called you in that one PGSM episode
[01:59] <Cést_la_V> She just couldn't pronounce her "V"'s right, that's all...
[02:00] <// J_Daito //> Hmm I guess I should close the topic
[02:01] <// J_Daito //> But first... the two of you
[02:01] <Cést_la_V> ?
[02:01] <// J_Daito //> Give me YOUR most embarrassing confessions
[02:01] <Dr_Xadium> Hey, that's supposed to be anonymous
[02:02] <// J_Daito //> I'll tell you if you tell me
[02:02] <Cést_la_V> I don't trust you, you first
[02:02] <// J_Daito //> I'll go second
[02:02] <Cést_la_V> Ok X-chan, you first
[02:03] <Dr_Xadium> Why not you, Mina
[02:03] <Cést_la_V> ... kekekeke don't you trust me?
[02:03] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[02:03] <Cést_la_V> Think carefully about your answer
[02:04] <Dr_Xadium> Oh, very well....
[02:04] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm...
[02:07] <Dr_Xadium> hmm
[02:07] <Cést_la_V> What
[02:07] <Cést_la_V> Are you having trouble or something??
[02:07] <Dr_Xadium> Well we Time Lords are an infinitely boring lot... we really don't get into sticky situations...
[02:07] <Cést_la_V> hehehehehehehehe
[02:07] <Dr_Xadium> what
[02:08] <Cést_la_V> nothing-- think there must be something :)
[02:08] <Dr_Xadium> Well sometimes I fantasize about going back in time and sabotaging the development of the internal combustion engine so as to put an end to cars, and by extension, urban sprawl... heheheheheeh
[02:09] <Cést_la_V> Oh good grief, that's so sad
[02:10] <Dr_Xadium> Well what's yours then?
[02:10] <Cést_la_V> Sometimes when no one's looking, I take my finger and put it...
[02:12] <// J_Daito //> ...yes...?
[02:12] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[02:12] <Cést_la_V> ... in the ice cream bowl and I scoop some out of it and eat it off my finger, and then without washing my finger I put it back in the ice cream and take some more!! ::giggles::
[02:13] <Dr_Xadium> Oh, do you know how incredibly unsanitary that is?!!
[02:13] <Cést_la_V> Moh, you say that about EVERYTHING!
[02:14] <Dr_Xadium> well the amount of germs in human fluids are LEGION! I'm surprised your species hasn't died out due to bacteriological infection!
[02:15] <Cést_la_V> bleh
[02:15] <Cést_la_V> Wait Jedite was supposed to go second
[02:15] <// J_Daito //> hahah that's your fault for talking out of turn, too bad
[02:15] <Cést_la_V> Talk, or I'll fry you again
[02:16] <// J_Daito //> Fine
[02:16] <// J_Daito //> One time I was walking down the street and I saw a small kitten walking in the middle of the road...
[02:16] <Dr_Xadium> And?
[02:16] <// J_Daito //> I didn't kill it
[02:16] <Cést_la_V> wow
[02:17] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[02:18] <Dr_Xadium> Heh
[02:18] <Dr_Xadium> so when are the others getting back
[02:18] <// J_Daito //> blah I'm disgusted that I told you people this
[02:18] *** // J_Daito // [] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[02:19] <Dr_Xadium> hmm, he's gone...
[02:29] <Cést_la_V> I'm hungry
[02:36] <Cést_la_V> mmm
[02:36] <Cést_la_V> yes...
[02:38] <Cést_la_V> there's nothing like having a big hot sausage...
[02:38] <Dr_Xadium> Ugh...
[02:38] <Cést_la_V> oh. just give me another one...
[02:40] <Dr_Xadium> What, ready for thirds already!? Unbelievable.
[02:44] <Cést_la_V> oh, you're so hardheaded!!
[2:59] * Dr_Xadium shudders

[02:59] <Dr_Xadium> Your appetite is truly a thing to be feared, you know...
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[02:59] <Dr_Xadium> Ahh, I see you've all returned...

[02:59] *** Dr_Xadium sets mode +o spiritflame

[03:00] <spiritflame> thank you xadium
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[03:00] <spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[03:00] <FireFly_9> That was an enjoyable evening, ne,
[03:01] <spiritflame> hai
[03:01] <FireFly_9> And what were you two doing?
[03:01] <Cést_la_V> I had my fill!!
[03:01] * Dr_Xadium sighs

[03:01] <Dr_Xadium> Well with back, I'm going to retire for the night
[03:02] <Cést_la_V> LOL, is X-chan tired of being on the job??
[03:02] <Dr_Xadium> :P
[03:02] *** Dr_Xadium [] has left #suburbansenshi (Time and Tide Melts the Snowman)

[03:02] <FireFly_9> Good night...
[03:02] <FireFly_9> Hmm, I suppose I typed too slowly...
[03:03] <Cést_la_V> That's because you punctuate too much, Hotaru-chan
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[03:03] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
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[03:03] <spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[03:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man john bradshaw leyfield is the most damned boring wrestler EVER i mean damn paint is more excting than him
[03:04] <=^catablanca^=> i know right you'd think they'd let someone ELSE fued with eddir gurwareo
[03:04] <Cést_la_V> Artemis, are you drunk??
[03:04] <=^catablanca^=> hj
[03:04] <=^catablanca^=> m,
[03:04] <=^catablanca^=> no
[03:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man the only reason the y let him in bis because he loojs like ua young vince mcha,hon
[03:05] <=^catablanca^=> yeah i gues he does
[03:05] * Cést_la_V stretches

[03:05] <Cést_la_V> Well I'm ultra-relaxed!!
[03:05] <FireFly_9> Hmm, unforunately we're all tired, it's been a long, cold night.
[03:06] <=^catablanca^=> useasonablty so
[03:06] <FireFly_9> What?
[03:06] <=^catablanca^=> i sasi unseasonably so
[03:07] <FireFly_9> ah
[03:08] <Cést_la_V> heh well I'm still awake so I think I'm going for some dessert, ja!
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[03:08] <FireFly_9> I'm so tired I'm just going to pass out...
[03:09] <=^catablanca^=> haruka alreasy dud on the couch
[03:09] <spiritflame> sleep it off minna
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