#564: “Fun with OLD fanfic (Not Sailor Moon)”

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[00:17] <Cést_la_V> I found some of those fanfics on X-chan's had drive a while ago, and I pieced them back together mostly (they're over 10 years old!!)
[00:18] <FireFly_9> How... to put this delicately... is the machine still intact?
[00:19] <=^catablanca^=> I did all the hacking, she did all the wailing
[00:19] <Cést_la_V> Urusai
[00:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wai what now?
[00:19] * Cést_la_V clamps a hand down on Artemis' mouth

[00:20] <Cést_la_V> Nothing I don't know what he means and NEITHER DOES HE, WAKARIMASKA?!
[00:20] * =^catablanca^= is asphyxiating

[00:21] <Cést_la_V> Anyway I found three: This one takes place after the end of Star Trek the Next Generation and in it he kills the characters off one at a time in stupider and stupider ways... actually I think it's the first fanfic he ever did
[00:22] <FireFly_9> Why?
[00:22] <Cést_la_V> I think he told me once it was because he was bored-- the ending is missing but it's not important you can still laugh at it
[00:23] <Cést_la_V> This next one takes place around season 2 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine and in it he kills the characters off one at a time in stupider and stupider ways
[00:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm sensing a pattern here...
[00:24] <FireFly_9> No, really?
[00:24] <Cést_la_V> No wait, I'm wrong... I think he took out two people at once in this one... it's very funny
[00:26] <FireFly_9> I'm sure...
[00:26] <Cést_la_V> And the last one I have now is Generations Aftermath which is kind of serious but also stupid because it points out how scatterbrained everyone was in Star Trek Generations...
[00:27] * FireFly_9 loads

[00:27] <FireFly_9> Hmph, you didn't even bother to format these for HTML did you...
[00:28] <Cést_la_V> I'm a very busy girl!!
[00:28] <FireFly_9> You're busy peeking into other people's computers and playing Rez! You BROKE the other controller, you've been playing it so much...
[00:29] <Cést_la_V> ...
[00:29] <Cést_la_V> I play it whenever I'm sad...
[00:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, nothing like an FPS to get the blood flowing! HAHAHAHA
[00:30] <Cést_la_V> Heh!
[00:30] <=^catablanca^=> But you've been playing it nonstop since rei.bot broke the news to you
[00:31] <Cést_la_V> It reminds me of when...
[00:31] * Cést_la_V frowns

[00:31] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san!
[00:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[00:31] <Cést_la_V> Whenever you are ready I will challenge you to any online multiplayer game!! I will reclaim my position as the GOD of computer gaming!!
[00:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh?
[00:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wasn't aware *you* used to hold MY title, neko-chan
[00:33] * Cést_la_V will spit you up and chew you out!!

[00:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bring it on, kid!
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