*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= You're JUST A MONKEY!! =-'
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew den i sed, "giv mi ur seed" and he wuz like 'hshshshshshshhshs nou U R defowered bich!!'
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<FireFly_9> You shouldn't be doing those kinds of things on MSN messenger.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> it wuzn't MSN it was AOL
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<FireFly_9> Even worse...
[19:29] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi [19:29]
<spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you didn't tell me you had the live action Dragonball flick
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<FireFly_9> It has been pointed out that this film is a bootleg, not a real licensed project...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well DUH, kid, what did ya think?
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<FireFly_9> ...
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<FireFly_9> But the boxart looked so official...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bah stick that DVD in and let's see the rest of it already, I'm curious...
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<FireFly_9> You may regret this..
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't regret, I make other people regret
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<FireFly_9> Indeed.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Oolong your new disguise SUCKS
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<GERMATOID> HOLY CRAP GOKU HIT HIM SO HARD HE TURNED INTO
DAVE LISTER!
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<FireFly_9> I think that's his real form...
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<Cést_la_V> So he's gone from being a big fat pig to being...
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<=^catablanca^=> ...a big fat pig.
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<Cést_la_V> Yeah
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<GERMATOID> BUT I LIKE THE SUNGLASSES! MUAHAHAHAHA
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy
[BLEEP] it's Tuxedo Mask with a MACHINE GUN!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> omfg papa is sew facking hit1!!
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<FireFly_9> Chibiusa, that Electra complex of yours is really getting of hand
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<Cést_la_V> Wait, now it's ClinT Eastwood-sama as "The man with no shame"
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<FireFly_9> "The man with no name."
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<Cést_la_V> But if you think about it he was pretty shameless in how he went around killing people!!
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<FireFly_9> That's NOT the point.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Clint never had a Parrot... maybe this is "Lone Gunmen of the Caribbean".
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<FireFly_9> Actually this is Yamucha...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, and I'm
[BLEEP]ing Vegitto.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya i sawr a dojinshe were U waz dong dat
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, I see Goku's breakin; out some new super techniques JUST for this flick
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<=^catablanca^=> I am... so scared. For all the wrong reasons.
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<GERMATOID> PH33R MY NOSE-JITSU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<Cést_la_V> Yamucha needed a nosejob anyay...
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<Cést_la_V> What the... now they're recapping the whole beginning of the movie
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> While Roid-Pilaf stands there and plays with his balls
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<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!!
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<Cést_la_V> Yeah Haruka-san, it's just a "Pilaf-Equivalent"
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<GERMATOID> AND THEY'RE PEARLS, NOT BALLS
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine while Pilaf-quivalent stands there and plays with his Pearls.
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<FireFly_9> That's hardly any better.
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<GERMATOID> I THINK I SAW THIS IN THE 1966 BATMAN MOVIE
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<FireFly_9> Yes, because in this age of martial arts and swords, people routinely move about on jetskis...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, Bulma had a jeep
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<GERMATOID> YEAH BUT SHE WAS AN INVENTOR, SHE COULD HAVE INVENTED IT
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da bad gius had UEOs
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<FireFly_9> Well they were aliens... so they are exempt. Heh.
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<=^catablanca^=> Who's that breakdancing dude with the giant Roach Carapace on his back?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude that's so obviously Kamesennin
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<=^catablanca^=> I see that now
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<GERMATOID> (KAMESENNIN) "ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME, MS. BRIEFS?"
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Bulma) "Are you trying to nauseate me, Mr. God of Martial arts?"
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<Cést_la_V> (Kamesennin) "I'm also the god of *marital arts*" hehehehehe
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<FireFly_9> Sadly he WOULD say something like that.
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<FireFly_9> "Yea, for I hath mastered the mighty rotoscoped film scratch..."
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<=^catablanca^=> It's been over an hour already and the plot hasn't moved at all...
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I guess dis sit rally is a paur of da DRAG ON bal fanchise
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Silence heretic! Do not forget Haruka 25:36-- "Thou shalt not Dis the Dragon Ball."
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<=^catablanca^=> Oh my GOD
OMFG a self-flagellating sumo transvestite
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<Cést_la_V> So it's Ranma live-action?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY SH
[BLEEP]T they BLEW UP KAme Island
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<=^catablanca^=> I bet his insurance rates will go through the roof.... get it, through the roof... hehehehe
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<Cést_la_V> Give it up Artemis
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<=^catablanca^=> ...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> PH33R the Dragon Team!
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<FireFly_9> "I'll get right to action once I've finished wiping this mucus I just extracted from my left nostril onto my moustache"
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror olong az rombo
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You realize that in this flick Yamucha has been BOTH Tuxedo Mask and the Moonlight Knight?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hez such a dam playa
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "
Lou Ferrigno in a shocking Dual Role as the Dynamic Butt Kicking Kung Fu Duo!"
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<FireFly_9> Kempo.
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<GERMATOID> GESUNDHEIT!
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<Cést_la_V> Lou who?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Before your time, kid
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THIS IS MY LOVE-BITCH
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> (sun gohin) "me ruv u rong tim"
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<=^catablanca^=> My god... he's wearign that lingerie AND he's tied up Son Gohan...
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<Cést_la_V> This movie is perverse!!
[20:18] * Cést_la_V imitates a ghost
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<Cést_la_V> "weee are alll the peeopleee whose energyyyy got suuuucked ooouuuuuuuttttt innnn the maaaaaaaaaaking of thiiiiiissssss mooooooooooviiee....."
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOA! They killed Pilaf by shoving the DBs in his THROAT so they would all come together and Shenlong would EXPLODE out of his body
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<GERMATOID> DOESN'T THAT VIOLATE THE RULES
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<FireFly_9> Why didn't they try this on Cell?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It would have just made him angry
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<FireFly_9> Behold
Shenlong
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<GERMATOID> HUH I THOUGHT IT WAS A FILM SCRATCH
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Didn't Lord Zedd
have one of those once on Power Rangers?
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<FireFly_9> And there you have it... "Dragonball: The Magic Begins"
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "...to fade like the lustre of a Drunken Vegas Wedding"
[20:25] * FireFly_9 slices the DVD in two with her glaive
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<Cést_la_V> Chotto matte!! You should have ejected the disc first!
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<FireFly_9> Your DVD player was tainted. I cleansed it. I brought it the fresh sweet cleansing of Death.
[20:27] * FireFly_9 grins
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh crap she's gone into "that" mode again
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<Cést_la_V> Kowaiyo....
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