*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= FOX take this as a lesson in WHAT NOT to do =-'
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<// J_Daito //> By Metallia I'm bored
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<Cést_la_V> We could always do another round of Karaoke!!
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<// J_Daito //> NO! If I have to hear you sing "Route Venus" one more time I'll stab out my own eardrums with this toothpick
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<Cést_la_V> 
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<GERMATOID> WHAT IF WE WATCHED A MOVIE
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o i kno i wnt 2 ci mikakno's daved hasselhuff raw
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<// J_Daito //> I thought you said ti made you sterile
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I can change my mind!!
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<Cést_la_V> eheheh I kid of threw it out so Artemis couldn't blacklist me again...
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<FireFly_9> "Blackmail"?
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<FireFly_9> I know... a certain Channel Op of our acquaintance gave me this idea...
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<Cést_la_V> rei.bot?
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<FireFly_9> No, the one you FORGOT in ROPPONGI
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<Cést_la_V> I don't think he'll be mad ahahahahahaa
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<FireFly_9> ugh
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<FireFly_9> At any rate, I have a movie, which I bought at an old Chinese store many years ago whilst I was questing for Mogwi...
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<GERMATOID> I COULD HAVE HATCHED YOU ONE IN A LAB YOU KNOW
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<FireFly_9> ...
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<FireFly_9> At any rate, this is an officially licensed French dub of an officially licensed Japanese live-action Dragon Ball movie.
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<// J_Daito //> Too bad Ten'ou's not here, she would have loved this
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<FireFly_9> Somehow I doubt it. This is the most... ill-conceived, poorly-executed attempt at a movie adaptation I've ever seen.
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<// J_Daito //> Obviously you have not seen the early-80's adaptation of the Punisher. That was pure fetid Elephant waste.
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<FireFly_9> At any rate, let me put this in the DVD player...
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<// J_Daito //> Is that supposed to be Shenlong?
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<GERMATOID> LOOKS KINDA LOW BUDGET
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bai da lok on hiz face i dnt tink hez evar seen a bal DAT big b4
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<// J_Daito //> I get that look a lot myself.
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<spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
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<Cést_la_V> Who said you could watch!?
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<=^catablanca^=> Aww c'mon, are you still mad at me for that joke?
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<Cést_la_V> ...no...
[01:58] * Cést_la_V pets Artemis
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<=^catablanca^=> OH GOD THE BURNS THE PAIN AUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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<// J_Daito //> You are a cold woman, Aino Minako
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<Cést_la_V> Gomen gomen!!
[02:01] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
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<// J_Daito //> What the hell does that say?
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<FireFly_9> "Dragon Ball - The Magic Begins"
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<// J_Daito //> Err... the "Magic" of crappy filmmaking?
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<=^catablanca^=> The "Magic" of making you regret ever having spent money on a piece of junk like this?
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<// J_Daito //> I wonder what kind of "Magic" crack rock they were smoking to get Toei to licence something like this
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<Cést_la_V> Yeah they won't license Sailor Moon stuff yet they'll crank this up!!
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<FireFly_9> "Out".
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<GERMATOID> OH LOOK IT'S A DRAGON BALL
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<FireFly_9> In the original they called them "Dragon Pearls".
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<// J_Daito //> Umm aren't the stars supposed to be IN the balls? Shouldn't they be red? Shouldn't the balls be Yellow-Orange?
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<FireFly_9> They obviously did not have the money for colored plastic.
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<GERMATOID> HEY HOTARU-CHAN, REMEMBER WHEN I USED THE DRAGON BALLS TO RESURRECT KAOLINITE?
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<FireFly_9> Yes well I have the feeling that if you tried to use these "Dragon Pearls" to ressurect her you'd probably end up with a loose-morals version of Chibi-Chibi
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<GERMATOID> OOH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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<FireFly_9> ...
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<// J_Daito //> Oh look Darth Vadar has decided to invade rural bangkok or whereever the hell this is with his Micro Deathstars so he can get the Dragon Pearl
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<GERMATOID> NO I THINK THOSE ARE UFOS
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<=^catablanca^=> With machine guns.
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<GERMATOID> MACHINE GUNS THAT MAKE MACHINE GUN SOUNDS WHILE SHOOTING OUT LASERS!!!
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<=^catablanca^=> Yeah...
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<FireFly_9> I wonder if this scene was meant to evoke the classic "UFO over the White House" scene from early 50's cinema...
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<// J_Daito //> What, you mean in the "it makes me laugh so hard my guts come out my nose" kind of way?
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<GERMATOID> WHOA LOOK AT THOSE THATCHED HUTS EXPLODE
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<// J_Daito //> The HELL are those peasants keeping in their huts, Nitroglycerin?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink ive seen da sam hous explot lak 20 tims alrady
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<Cést_la_V> Ooh I LOVE explosions!!
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<spiritflame>
10 bomb the village
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<spiritflame>
20 see villagers run
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<spiritflame>
30 chase villagers
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<spiritflame>
40 for X=1 to boring, goto 10
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<// J_Daito //> WTf... so our villains here are The Terminator, A Frieza-lookin' stormtrooper and Sailor Galaxia (with machine gun)
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<GERMATOID> NO I THINK THAT'S A CALLISTO RIP OFF FROM XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
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<// J_Daito //> I guess so
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<FireFly_9> They all work for the main villain, as you will see.
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<// J_Daito //> So if this is dragonball, it will be that blue guy
Pilaf, right?
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<FireFly_9> Well... he's blue, at any rate...
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<// J_Daito //> ....he took some roids...
and swooshes back his cape to reveal... lacy-heart covered coulotte lingerie?!
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<=^catablanca^=> My god, I think it is, and it's in a heart pattern
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<// J_Daito //> WHY THE F
[BLEEP]K IS HE DOING PELVIC THRUSTS AT US??!
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<FireFly_9> He seems to be "ecstatic" about the idea of getting the Dragon Pearls
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<// J_Daito //> No man no I've been a general of the Dark Kingdom, faced down Michael-Jackson looking alien FREAKS and even... well, we won't go there, but BLAST IT I AM DAMAGED
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<// J_Daito //> DAMAGED
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<GERMATOID> SPEAKING OF MICHAEL JACKSON....
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<=^catablanca^=> No way, that's Prince.
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<GERMATOID> MICHAEL JACKSON
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<=^catablanca^=> Prince!
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<GERMATOID> MICHAEL JACKSON!!
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<=^catablanca^=> PRINCE!!
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<GERMATOID> IT'S MJ YOU CAN SEE HIM ABOUT TO DO THE 'WHOO HOO" THING
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<=^catablanca^=> It's the Teenybopper Formerly known as Prince!
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<GERMATOID> NO IT'S A YOOUNG CONSTIPATED MICHAEL JACKSON
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<FireFly_9> Actually, that's
Son Gokou.
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<// J_Daito //> The HELL you say
[02:21] * FireFly_9 nods
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<// J_Daito //> So they couldn't afford the spiky hair wig, so they gave him a bad jericurl
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<Cést_la_V> That's a guy??
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<GERMATOID> OH LOOK IT'S A TRAUMATIZED MOVIE WATCHER
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<FireFly_9> No, that sad sorry sight is Son Goku's grandfather, Son Gohan.
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<Cést_la_V> No Wonder they had Goku-chan kill him in the anime...
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<// J_Daito //> He'd look better dead
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<FireFly_9> That's a cruel thing to say, Jedite.
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<// J_Daito //> I'm a cruel man.
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<GERMATOID> THE RAP SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS!
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<=^catablanca^=> Not exactly the dynamic duo, are they?
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<FireFly_9> More like the "Abbot and Costello" of the Martial Arts world...
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<// J_Daito //> Whoa, it's a post-apocalyptic techno girl!
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<FireFly_9> No, that's just
Bulma...
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<// J_Daito //> Hah she has the same fashion NONsense as Live Action Minako
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<Cést_la_V> I don't know what thwy were thinking... I should sue them for false misrepresentation!!
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<FireFly_9> How, you lost your lawyer in Roppongi...
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<Cést_la_V> There's a song in there somewhere!!
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<// J_Daito //> For the love of Metallia, don't sing it.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat plaztik alligater mast be pizzed of
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<GERMATOID> (GOKU) "HEY GUYS, THE PROP BROKE!"
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<=^catablanca^=> No, it's our budget that's broken... with that prop...
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<Cést_la_V> Gohan-san, you really shouldn't try to light your farts on fire!!
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<=^catablanca^=> That brings up very unpleasant memories
[02:41] * Cést_la_V slaps Artemis on the back
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<=^catablanca^=> AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIIIIIN!
THE HURTING!!!!!!!!!!
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<// J_Daito //> Hmm... Destro and the Baroness... I mean Callisto and the Terminator just blew up Bulma's jeep
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<GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY, SON-KUN HAS YOU COVERED!
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<// J_Daito //> Man if he's so badass why doesn't he just pull a superman and FLY Bulma to wherever it is they're going
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<GERMATOID> SHE'D BURN UP FROM THE FRICTION
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<Cést_la_V> Ne... do you ever wonder if the elephant is thinking, "what the hell is happening to me? Why are there people on my back and other people watching me?"
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<GERMATOID> NO
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> n
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<// J_Daito //> Animal's can't *think*, moron, they're not like you and me
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<=^catablanca^=> Ahem
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<// J_Daito //> As I said they CAN'T THINK
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<=^catablanca^=> grr
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<GERMATOID> WOW,
OOLONG GOT A HELLACIOUS TAN!
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<Cést_la_V> Wow they made him into a baboon??
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<// J_Daito //> Baboon?
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<Cést_la_V> Yes he has the red butt
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<// J_Daito //> That's a THONG idiot
[02:49] * FireFly_9 shudders at the idea of Oolong in a thong
[02:50] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is tramatized
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<FireFly_9> Ugh, it's too late for this, I'm too tired, I can't watch any more tonight.
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<// J_Daito //> COWARD
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<FireFly_9> Oh well would YOU like to continue in my stead?
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<// J_Daito //> no not really
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<Cést_la_V> Hehe well I will have great dreams!! I'll see you guys tomorrow!!! Good night!!
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<// J_Daito //> I hate happy people.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i got da facking couch sew u biches can slep on da flor
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<// J_Daito //> I hate children.
[02:53] * FireFly_9 switches off the TV
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<FireFly_9> Good night, all.
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<GERMATOID> L8R
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<=^catablanca^=> Well I shuld turn in as well
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<// J_Daito //> hah if you keep walking around like that someone's gonna turn you into a charcoal briquet
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<=^catablanca^=> :P
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<spiritflame> very scary film
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<// J_Daito //> yup
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<// J_Daito //> I think Ten'ou wll have fun with it tommorow, tho
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<GERMATOID> YOU GONNA ARRANGE FOR A SUBSTITUTION?
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<// J_Daito //> heheheh
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<// J_Daito //> Why should I have all the "fun"?
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<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
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