#559: “Lord of the Things”

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[00:05] <// J_Daito //> And then its brain melted into a smelly pile of fetid pus
[00:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So THEN it was dead
[00:05] <// J_Daito //> no
[00:05] <// J_Daito //> I had to break out the pickaxe and the firecracker
[00:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn
[00:06] <// J_Daito //> It was a tough little bast[BLEEP]d
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[00:06] <spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[00:06] <Cést_la_V> ♫ TA-Dai-Maaaa! ♫
[00:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU
[00:07] <Cést_la_V> Konbanwa, Haruka-san, or is it Konnichiwa?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[00:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to "Sailor Deadwoman"

[00:08] <Cést_la_V> Hahahaha Haruka-san is sooo funny late at night, always threatening people...
[00:08] <Cést_la_V> ♫ sabishii nante tsubuya itari mo suru ♫
[00:09] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief... not again...
[00:09] <// J_Daito //> It's the hyper-genki attack from hell
[00:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It won't last long, I'm gonna KILL HER FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THE POISONED SWORD!
[00:10] <Cést_la_V> Huh?
[00:10] <Cést_la_V> But Haruka-san is such a smart, perfect wonderful individual that I thought she knew all about everything?
[00:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> eheheh... true that... hheh...well, no harm no foul I guess
[00:11] <// J_Daito //> BY METALLIA you're so easy, you can't even GO TO THE CRAPPER right now because of the full body rash!
[00:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll get Michiru to run lotion all over it... heheheeheh it's all good
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[00:12] <FireFly_9> Where have you been all day and last night? You left at 4 PM the DAY BEFORE yesterday saying you were going out to see Lord of the Rings... that was what, 30 hours ago?
[00:13] <Cést_la_V> eheheheh it's sooo funny!!
[00:13] * Cést_la_V slaps Hotaru-chan on the back

[00:13] <Cést_la_V> I said we were going to see "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Things"
[00:14] <FireFly_9> "Ring"
[00:14] <Cést_la_V> Yeah yeah but what X-chan had actually wanted to see was actually "Return of the King!" Hehehehehehee
[00:14] <FireFly_9> So you went and saw that instead...
[00:15] <Cést_la_V> Well no see because I'm not a geek, I hadn't seen the other two movies
[00:15] <FireFly_9> ...
[00:15] <FireFly_9> You watch lots of Science Fiction, mainly for the explosions, and besides, wasn't it said you wanted to go see a 15 foot high Orlando Bloom?
[00:16] <Cést_la_V> Orlando Bloom-sama!!
[00:16] <Cést_la_V> Anyway so I said I wasn't going to watch the last movie, I wanted all the backstory, so I decided we should see all three back to back!!
[00:17] <FireFly_9> All... THREE... movies?
[00:17] <FireFly_9> That must run.... 9 hours...
[00:17] <Cést_la_V> Well I saw they were running the uncut ones, so I picked those instead
[00:18] <FireFly_9> Eleven-plus... hours....
[00:19] <Cést_la_V> Hai hai! And Orlando Bloom was SOO Kawaii!!! Well... for a little while, then he got boring
[00:19] <Cést_la_V> X-chan kept doing these stupid "Agent Elrond" jokes... like
[00:20] * Cést_la_V does an Agent Smith voice

[00:20] <Cést_la_V> "Your life... is a lie... Mr. Frodo..."
[00:20] <Cést_la_V> "How can you dispose of the ring... mr. Frodo... when you do not have... a ring finger..."
[00:21] <FireFly_9> Where is our erstwhile Channel Op, anyhow?
[00:21] <Cést_la_V> Oh I lost him in Roppongi somewhere
[00:21] <FireFly_9> YOU LOST HIM IN ROPPONGI?!
[00:22] <Cést_la_V> It wasn't on purpose, after Lord of the Rings I went and got some tickets for "Hanzo the Razor"... I thought it would have something to do with the Sonny Chiba Hattori Hanzo series like in Kill Bill
[00:22] <FireFly_9> Did it?
[00:23] <Cést_la_V> No...
[00:23] * Cést_la_V frowns

[00:23] <Cést_la_V> We left that thing after a while... it was disturbing
[00:23] <FireFly_9> Ahh... but even with that that leaves over
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[00:26] <spiritflame> Irasshai Luna
[00:26] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[00:26] <Cést_la_V> ...Luna?
[00:26] <Luna> MINAKO-CHAN!
[00:30] <Cést_la_V> It's so good to see you Luna!!
[00:31] <Luna> Don't try all your genki-genki-love-love stuff on me, Aino Minako! You left poor Artemis all alone at home the last two days while you went out and worshipped at the temple of Orlando Bloom!!
[00:32] <Cést_la_V> Eh?? Hotaru-chan was around??
[00:33] <Luna> It's not nice to burden poor Hotaru-chan!! Don't you think Artemis misses his best friend in the whole world? Why he ran home crying to me!
[00:33] <Cést_la_V> Oh...
[00:34] <Luna> That's right, he said "Why does Mina treat me this way, it's so horrible, I just want her friendship and caring!"
[00:34] * FireFly_9 rolls her eyes

[00:35] <Cést_la_V> Poor Artemis...
[00:35] <Luna> I Think you should really be extra nice to him when he comes back, Mina... it's going to take a lot of work to soothe his broken heart...
[00:35] <Cést_la_V> Hai...
[00:36] <Cést_la_V> Chotto Matte... did you call me "Mina?"
[00:36] <Luna> ...
[00:36] * Cést_la_V grabs "Luna"

[00:36] * Cést_la_V looks "there"

[00:36] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief...
[00:37] <Cést_la_V> AR-TE-MIS!!!
[00:37] <Luna> eep
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[00:39] <Cést_la_V> Why is his skin all black and scaly, he looked like Luna after a mudbath
[00:39] <FireFly_9> He lit himself on fire playing with your sake...
[00:40] <Cést_la_V> That's our Artemis all right...
[00:40] <Cést_la_V> ♫ wakari sugiru kurai ♫
[00:43] <FireFly_9> Do you know I really hate it when you et this way...
[00:43] <Cést_la_V> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:44] <Cést_la_V> It's an occasional hazard!!
[00:44] <FireFly_9> I think you mean "Occupational" but "Occasional" seems more apt...
[00:45] <Cést_la_V> Don't hate me because I'm genki!!
[00:45] <FireFly_9> ...
[00:46] <Cést_la_V> BBL I could sleep like the fog!
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[00:47] <FireFly_9> "Like a log..."
[00:47] <// J_Daito //> You didn't tell her about how Ten'ou got taken out by Tsukino
[00:47] <FireFly_9> True.
[00:47] <FireFly_9> Because that would amuse her.
[00:47] <FireFly_9> And in her current state, further amusement would probably unleash the functional equivalent of "Super Genki Aino Minako".
[00:48] <// J_Daito //> Ugh
[00:48] <// J_Daito //> Good move, Tomoe.
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[00:53] <spiritflame> Irasshai GERMATOID
[00:53] <GERMATOID> WHO WANTS TASTY COFFEE?
[00:53] <// J_Daito //> Here
[00:53] <FireFly_9> I dislike caffeine.
[00:54] <GERMATOID> YOU DISLIKE PIXIE STIX
[00:54] <FireFly_9> I need no stimulants of any kind.
[00:55] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe I want to come over
[00:55] <GERMATOID> ARE YOU PUTTING THE MOVES ON MY DAUGHTER?
[00:55] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[00:55] <GERMATOID> BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL
[00:55] <FireFly_9> Papa!!
[00:55] <// J_Daito //> No, you moron, Ten'ou and Kaioh are being... "obnoxious" again.
[00:56] <GERMATOID> HOW THE HECK CAN YOU HEAR THAT BEING DOWN IN THE SUBBASEMENT BENEATH *ME*
[00:56] <// J_Daito //> Simple
[00:56] * // J_Daito // points to the Spore who is standing in his doorway

[00:57] <// J_Daito //> Like a rat fleeing a shaking ship, it runs down here for safety
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[00:58] <spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[00:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> facking bstard! datll tache ham 2 mak phun of mi
[01:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> newhey i kant stad dose biches
[01:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> horatru i wana com ovar 2
[01:00] <FireFly_9> Ugh
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[01:00] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[01:00] <FireFly_9> While I can completely sympathize with your situation, it would be problematic, Minako-san is asleep.
[01:01] <// J_Daito //> We're not asking to come over there and play KARAOKE or anything you know
[01:01] <FireFly_9> Nevermind, she's back up again, and singing more idiotic J-Dorama lyrics
[01:01] <FireFly_9> So come on over...
[01:02] * // J_Daito // teleports there

[01:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh im coming ovar 2
[01:02] <GERMATOID> HEY REI.BOT WHY DON'T YOU COME TOO?
[01:03] <spiritflame> only op on duty
[01:03] <spiritflame> cannot leave this sacred post
[01:03] <spiritflame> i must refuse you
[01:03] <GERMATOID> ...
[01:04] <GERMATOID> YOU ARE USING THE WIFI-CONNECT AREN'T YOU? YOU CAN BE OP FROM ANYWHERE ON THIS STREET
[01:04] <spiritflame> was using hardline
[01:04] <GERMATOID> WELL REEL IT BACK IN THERE AND C'MON
[01:04] <spiritflame> very well i shall
[01:05] <GERMATOID> IT'S SLEEPOVER TIME!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
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