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*** Topic is '-= Souichi uses Prozac =-'
[18:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik i wana fackin be halen of troi
[18:11] <FireFly_9> A Betazed rock star?
[18:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich u kno wat i meen
[18:11] <FireFly_9> Why would you want to be Helen of Troy?
[18:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz den peopel wul kall demseeves ovar mi
[18:12] <FireFly_9> You... want people to kill themselves over you?
[18:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit ya it wud mak mi feele improtant
[18:12] <FireFly_9> That is a very perverse thing to say.
[18:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs ur jast piased bcuz no men wil kal demsleves ovar u
[18:13] <FireFly_9> I wouldn't *want* anyone to kill themselves over me.
[18:13] <GERMATOID> I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF OVER YOU
[18:13] <FireFly_9> First of all, you were my parent-- and second of all, you also killed me... technically
[18:14] <GERMATOID> OOPS
[18:14] <FireFly_9> heh
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF "heh"
[18:14] <FireFly_9> ?
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You let HIM get away with a mere "heh" and *I* get loads of [BLEEP] from you
[18:16] <FireFly_9> Papa did what he did out of Love...
[18:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BULLS[BLEEP]T I specifically heard him say "Love? What is that? Muahahahahahah!"
[18:17] <FireFly_9> When was this?
[18:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> rite after u facking riped out mai hart an ate it
[18:17] <FireFly_9> heh... I wasn't myself at the time.
[18:17] <GERMATOID> YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING, TEN'OU-KUN?
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah prof, I'm sick of your preferential treatment BS
[18:18] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WANNA THROW DOWN?
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I coudl kick your ass old man
[18:18] <GERMATOID> I'M ONLY 40 YEARS OLD, JERK
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're a fricken Oji-san to me, Ojisan!
[18:19] <GERMATOID> WHY YOU
[18:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah yeah, WTF you gonnaefwfewrbhtgfsadsdadfgjgnhgg ARGTRRweds
[18:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken pipe)
[18:19] <FireFly_9> I wonder what...
[18:19] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[18:20] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A HOMEBREW 500,000W TASER FOR WHICH I AM APPLYING FOR A PATENT
[18:20] <FireFly_9> Papa... that's a little much...
[18:21] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:21] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[18:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my heart... dying... help me...
[18:21] <GERMATOID> NOW WHO'S THE OLD MAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[18:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has a special finger for you would you like to see it
[18:22] <GERMATOID> DON'T PUSH ME PUNK, OR I GET THE CATTLE PROD!
[18:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...usotski...
[18:23] <// J_Daito //> What? Souichi is one of THOSE?
[18:23] <GERMATOID> NO BUT I MADE ONE IN THE LAB ONCE
[18:24] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:24] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium
[18:24] <spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[18:24] <Dr_Xadium> my hearts... dying... help me...
[18:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Souichi hit you with the taser too?
[18:24] <Dr_Xadium> Not quite...
[18:25] <Dr_Xadium> Hotaru... I leave tonight's Pizza... to you...
[18:25] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (dies)
[18:25] <FireFly_9> ...
[18:27] <// J_Daito //> Hey I want Pizza too, Tomoe
[18:27] <FireFly_9> So Teleport over.
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kickass!
[18:27] <FireFly_9> Not you.
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why NOT me?!
[18:27] <FireFly_9> I'm exercising my right to be slightly petty and spiteful for the night. I will leave you a cold slice for use on the morrow.
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't need your charity, you who I RAISED AS MY VERY OWN...! MY VERY OWN!
[18:29] <FireFly_9> And who do you think I learned the petty grudgefulness from?!
[18:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michiru!
[18:29] * FireFly_9 frowns
[18:29] <FireFly_9> Be that as it may...
[18:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nay harackra, lik wuld u kill peopel ovar mi?
[18:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Only if I had to kill the people over you to get to you so I could deal the death blow, squirt
[18:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick u defand mai mudder and nit mi?! im ur futar picess
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY WE NEVER WENT TO THE FUTURE WITH YOU GUYS?!
[18:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u fackers was laft behand
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Sets coulda given us the hookup, we chose to STAY
[18:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur sach a pankass i shuld tal mai momy 2 kack ur as
[18:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, well if she put the Magic Space rock down for one sec I could kick her ass!
[18:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u da cistal is a purt of har bodi si gats to usr it lik ur tansfurmashum
[18:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man then it's a BS match
[18:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat bich u ant beet a teny latel rok?? hshshshshhshsshsh!!!1
[18:34] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:34] <spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> Hello!!
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> ♫ Is everyone ready for Pizza? ♫
[18:34] <FireFly_9> How can you think of food...
[18:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll wipe the [BLEEP]ing FLOOR with her!
[18:35] <Cést_la_V> Whoa?! What did I do?!
[18:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not you Neko-chan, I'm telling shroomhead here that if her mom wasn't leaning on the damn Space rock I could kick her ass in a fight
[18:36] <Cést_la_V> Oh hehehehehehe
[18:36] <Cést_la_V> Hmm I have something that could even the odds... actually it's better
[18:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fack crak u smokng venis u dnt gat sit y dnt u go cral back int2 wateavar hol u craled ot from
[18:38] <Cést_la_V> Be quiet before I come over there and teach you a lesson!!
[18:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ignore the fungus' verbal vomit, you got an equalizer?
[18:38] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)
[18:39] <Cést_la_V> I doo!
[18:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Details!
[18:39] * Cést_la_V will be right back
[18:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> si ant gat sit
[18:40] <FireFly_9> Hmm... it might be amusing to see Usagi-san smear Haruka-poppa into paste...
[18:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh you think that's so funny
[18:40] <FireFly_9> What the hell is...
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You rarely swear...
[18:41] * Cést_la_V is back
[18:41] * Cést_la_V holds up a crystal sword
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What...
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> This sword is made of the same material as the Ginzushou! I ran Queen Beryl through with it one time!! She didn't like that at all!!
[18:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY [BLEEP] give it here
[18:42] <Cést_la_V> Just promise you're not going to kill Usagi-chan or maim her or something
[18:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err, what's your definition of maim...
[18:43] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!
[18:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? What if by accident I swing and nick her ear, that's like a maiming if you get all technical
[18:43] <Cést_la_V> You can't leave any marks!!
[18:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man
[18:44] <Cést_la_V>
[18:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> okok I'll play by your COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE RESTRICTIONS
[18:44] <Cést_la_V> OK I'll lend it to you tomorrow
[18:45] <GERMATOID> MINAKO-KUN...
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> ?
[18:45] <GERMATOID> YOU SAY YOU IMPALED BERYL WITH THAT SWORD?
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> Hai!!
[18:45] <GERMATOID> DID YOU WIPE OFF ALL THE BLOOD?
[18:46] <Cést_la_V> What a weird question...
[18:46] <GERMATOID> JUST HUMOUR ME
[18:46] <Cést_la_V> I wiped it off, but there might be a spot here or there...
[18:46] <FireFly_9> No Papa!
[18:46] <GERMATOID> CAN I BORROW IT FOR A FEW MINUTED BEFORE TEN'OU-KUN GETS IT?
[18:47] <FireFly_9> No PAPA!
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey he's gonna cut a piece off to make a new Ginzushou, he said he was making a one
[18:47] <Cést_la_V> You can't break it!!
[18:48] <GERMATOID> NONONO THAT'S NOT IT, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DNA SAMPLE
[18:48] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[18:48] <Cést_la_V> Ok!!
[18:48] <FireFly_9> Minako-san! What's wrong with you! you know that letting PAPA have access to DNA is a sure-fire recipe for disaster!
[18:49] <Cést_la_V> I'm just feeling very happy and generous right now!!
[18:49] <FireFly_9> Arrgh!
[18:49] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[18:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♫ I'm gonna kick her ass... I'm gonna kick her ass... ♫
[18:50] <GERMATOID> AND SOON I'LL GET TO SEE IF BERYL'S GOT BACK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Minako what ARE you doing keeping ancient artifacts of supremely mystical power?!
[18:51] <Cést_la_V> It was propping up one end of a bookshelf!
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Wait a minute... the old bookshelf in the study? What did you replace it with?
[18:52] <Cést_la_V> Replace?
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Oh God.
[18:52] * FireFly_9 runs off to fix it before someone DIES from all the books falling on them
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[18:53] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[18:53] <// J_Daito //> So what did I miss?
[18:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna kick Usagi's ass and Prof is gonna clone Queen Beryl
[18:54] <// J_Daito //> OH HELL NO
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