#548: “Just when you thought it was safe to get back at the water... Ask the Suburban Senshi #11!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= hehehehe you thought we forgot =-'
[19:51] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, it's that time again... after long absence, Suburban Senshi is happy to present (using what little was salvaged from the ol' pre-format inbox):



[19:52] * // J_Daito // looks up at the banner

[19:52] <// J_Daito //> What the HELL is this, Time Lord
[19:52] <Dr_Xadium> It's called delegating responsibility.
[19:52] <Cést_la_V>
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> Bah! This is nepotism!
[19:54] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Deal )

[19:54] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:54] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> I AM THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL
[19:54] <Cést_la_V> Yes well now *I'm* the hostess and you can be put on the hot pants like everyone else!!
[19:56] <FireFly_9> "Put on the hot seat".
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> This isn't fair, she seduced her way to power!
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Didn't you try that sh[BLEEP] with Kunzite?
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DEFECT TEN'OU
[19:57] * // J_Daito // makes an elaborate chart demonstrating the proper names and relations between the Dark Kingdom Shitennou

[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Meh. Words.
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> RAHHH
[19:58] <Cést_la_V> Anyway, it's time to get this snow on the roads, so on we go with the first question, drug from the depths of X-chan's inbox:

Sioko writes:
I just wanted to ask the Senshi if they'd seen this before? He hehehe... I know they had expressed "love" for these characters



[20:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMFG I'm blind
[20:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an def, im sew facking def
[20:01] <Cést_la_V> ehehehehehe
[20:01] <FireFly_9> You *deliberately* picked that one to be first, didn't you, Minako-san...
[20:01] <Cést_la_V> An elephant never tells!!
[20:01] <Mdm_Maestro> It's like two cats in heat were being fried alive in boiling oil and being castrated simultaneously.
[20:02] <GERMATOID> YES

Crest asks:
Dear Senshi, Jed, Pink Spore, and others.
I was searching the net the other day and I came across this,



Well curious I went on the net and started searching and found out that its a poster for a new Live Action Dragonball Z Movie. Well I was just wondering what your thoughts where on the idea of a live action Dragonball movie.......did I mention Fox was making it?



[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, from what I heard, that poster was a photoshopped fake, but FOX *was* making a movie
[20:06] <GERMATOID> YEAH WELL I HEARD AKIRA TORIYAMA HAD A BIG FIGHT WITH FOX AND WASHED HIS HANDS OF THE WHOLE THING
[20:07] <FireFly_9> I just fear it will be like that *other* live action Dragonball film...
[20:07] <Dr_Xadium> That was an abomination...
[20:07] <FireFly_9> Yes, I may burn my copy.
[20:08] <Dr_Xadium> Wait you have a copy?
[20:08] <FireFly_9> Indeed. It's dubbed in French.
[20:08] <Dr_Xadium> We need to talk.
[20:08] <FireFly_9> ?
[20:08] * Dr_Xadium goes to privmsg

[20:08] <// J_Daito //> I refuse to watch a DBZ movie unless there is a lot of blood and carnage
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shyah right the Americans will have lots of "invisible helicopters" to let the victims of City-level Vaporizations to flee to safety
[20:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an ill bat u anyting pikolo isnt gona be graen
[20:10] <GERMATOID> I WONDER WHO'LL PLAY VEGITA
[20:11] <=^catablanca^=> Watch it be Jet Li dubbed by Denis Leary
[20:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> Maybe "Mini-Me" will play Kryllin
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kuririn
[20:12] <GERMATOID> KRILLEN
[20:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kilen
[20:12] <Cést_la_V> Hmm well this is going nowhere fast, so lets do the next question... hmm we didn't get a handle so hopefully she'll know who she is...

[20:14] <// J_Daito //> That makes *no* sense
[20:15] <Cést_la_V>

J______ T______ writes:
First of all, I would like to give my compliments to the art gallery. I just love all the images of Saturn/Hotaru, they are all beautiful but I have a hard time reading some of the scriptures. Yes, I am a huge Saturn fan. Love you Hotaru! You are the best!
For Jedite and Professor Tomoe, You two always seem to be in a power struggle and boast about your powers. Why not get it all out into the open, and have an all out Super Villain Smackdown here on Suburban Senshi to determine the Ultimate Dictator of Darkness? (Yeah, I'm a wrestling fan too.) Loser caters to the winner, and the Winner get's bragging rights for a week and commands are not to be questioned. So how about it?



[20:16] <FireFly_9> Thank you for your kind words :) The inscriptions are excerpts from "The Second Coming" by Yeats.
[20:16] <GERMATOID> HMM I COULD TAKE DOWN THAT DARK KINGDOM PANSY
[20:16] <// J_Daito //> Hah! I'd suck the life out of your body before you could say "Muhahahhahaha"
[20:17] <GERMATOID> MY DAIMONS WERE TOO MUCH FOR ALL THE INNER SENSHI COMBINED
[20:17] <// J_Daito //> Yeah well I've powered up over the years, laughing man
[20:17] <GERMATOID> DO YOU WANT TO "THROW DOWN", JEDITE?! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:18] <// J_Daito //> Bah, it would be too easy for me.
[20:18] <// J_Daito //> Go crawl back into your hole.
[20:19] <GERMATOID> UMM YOU LIVE IN THE SUB-BASEMENT *UNDER* MY LAB
[20:19] <// J_Daito //> ...shut up Souichi
[20:19] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:24] <Cést_la_V> Our next question is from DJ Wolfwood (ne, Wolfwood-san, do you walk around with a giant cross on your back?) , who writes:

salutations to all,I had but three quick questions to ask
Haruka: I try to keep up on the street racing world as much as possible, and I've been seeing way too many Honda Civics lately...do you think people over use the Civic as a street racer?
Hotaru:aside from the fact that I just wanted to say i'm a fan,do you think there is any truth to the idea that Nostradomus (or however you spell his name) predicted such events as the challenger disaster and the Kennedy assassination?
(hands Chibi-Usa a bottle of arsenic) here you little pink turd, chug this and do the galaxy a favor



[20:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know what that is, it's the sheeple mentality, one guy tricks out a Civic, and everybody else decides they can do it only better so they buy one too, and then it gets retarded when they add spoilers and crap that actually ADD drag... gone are the days when one guy would be like "My Superboss Mustang can kick the [BLEEP] out of your Shelby Cobra GT, let's race..."
[20:29] <FireFly_9> I think that Nostradamus did have some insight into the future, even if his writings are somewhat vague (due to our inability to fully understand his anagrams and archaic French and Latin terms...
[20:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yah well fack dat sit y does hegat respexkt 4 ben uncomprehansibel n eye gat sit 3 it, and woffwodd u can stack dat assenic up ur assenic n die bich
[20:36] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, it's RUDE to insult the question-askers!!
[20:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shat up bich, i dny half 2 tak ordars frum u, u askissar!!!
[20:37] <Cést_la_V> I'm going to come over there and give you a spanking!!
[20:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u im 903 yars ole i kan kik ur as anytim nywere!1
[20:38] <spiritflame> continue segment
[20:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u sat da fick up u haku-spoting materfacker!!!1
[20:38] *** spiritflame has kicked .'~SugaBB_2999~'. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: you impudent child)

[20:40] <Cést_la_V> Heh
[20:40] <Cést_la_V> Solarchos has the next question:

"Hello again, Suburban Senshi. I've got another question.
"Professor Tomoe, we all know how you feel about Kaorinite, but what about the rest of the Witches 5? What's your take on all of them? More importantly, what the heck was up with you and Mimet? You were a hell of a lot nicer and patient with her than you ever were with Kaorinite. What EXACTLY went on between the two of you?"



[20:41] <GERMATOID> I THINK THE QUESTION SHOULD BE "WHAT *DIDN'T* GO ON?" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:42] <FireFly_9> Papa!!!
[20:42] <GERMATOID> WHAT? BEING BOSS HAS ITS PRIVILEGES! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM "JOCKEY FOR POSITION!" ESPECIALLY CYPRINE AND PTILIOL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:44] <FireFly_9> Oh. My. god.
[20:44] * FireFly_9 is traumatized

[20:44] <GERMATOID> WHAT, IT'S A PART OF LIFE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:44] <Cést_la_V> Ano...
[20:44] <Cést_la_V> We'll just be moving on now...
[20:45] <// J_Daito //> What, too close to home, usurper?!
[20:45] * Cést_la_V points at Jedite

[20:45] <Cést_la_V> If you can't take the heat, dont' burn down the kitchen!!
[20:46] <// J_Daito //> By Metallia, you're getting WORSE over time you know that!
[20:49] <Cést_la_V> bleh... anyway, that's it for this brand new edition of "Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi!" Remember! If you have a question, just send it to Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi! PLEASE Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer, Onegaishimasu? Since we get so many questions, please limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Arigatou!

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