Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #536: “Minako's Dirty Little Secret [NSFW, 14+]”
#536: “Minako's Dirty Little Secret [NSFW, 14+] ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= you guys are SO not ready for this =-'
[15:25] *** =^catablanca^= [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:25] <spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[15:25] <=^catablanca^=> Now... it is time....
[15:25] <Cést_la_V> Just get on with it!!
[15:26] <=^catablanca^=> I have to warn you all, that what I'm about to present is so scandalous, so shocking, so horrible and SO PAINFUL that I daren't even link this to a thumbnail...
[15:26] * Cést_la_V blinks

[15:26] <Dr_Xadium> Is it THAT bad?
[15:27] <=^catablanca^=> All I can say is, if you're at work, the link isn't safe for you.
[15:27] <=^catablanca^=> If you've got small children in the room, the link isn't safe for you...
[15:27] * Cést_la_V frowns

[15:28] <Cést_la_V> Just what is this...?
[15:28] <Dr_Xadium> Yes... really...
[15:28] <=^catablanca^=> This link will forever change the way you look at Aino Minako...
[15:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whistles

[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I smell "scandalous no painting II-- the son of Scandal!"
[15:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Bart Simpson - Deep Deep Trouble [128 kbps]

[15:30] <Dr_Xadium> Uhh, Arty... maybe you don't want to--
[15:30] <=^catablanca^=> It'll even change the way *you* look at her, Doc.
[15:30] <Dr_Xadium> Wai.... What? What is this, precisely?
[15:31] * Dr_Xadium is suddenly very curious

[15:31] * Cést_la_V smacks X-chan

[15:31] <Cést_la_V> What are you THINKING?! He's got nothing!! I keep TELLING YOU!!
[15:32] * =^catablanca^= sighs

[15:32] <=^catablanca^=> One last chance, Minako. Apologize for the bunny-suit pic, the picture of me giving Sparkles the Alleycat a backrub, the Drunken Bar pics and the aftermath, as well as the posting of my online flirtation with the lovely Biffy, and I'll stop this now...
[15:33] <Cést_la_V> HAH! YOU Apologize for posting that private painting of me and getting people talking, almost KILLING me by knocking me down the stairs as well as posting a picture of my ROOM for everyone to see!!
[15:35] <=^catablanca^=> ME apologize?! YOU STARTED IT!
[15:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Techno ] DJ Liquid - I Can't Stop Raving [128 kbps]

[15:36] <=^catablanca^=> Know then that your arrogance brought us to this, Minako!! I'm sorry if our freidnship is over!
[15:36] <Cést_la_V> Oh get ON WITH IT!
[15:38] <=^catablanca^=> Fine
[15:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets ready to hit save

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[15:38] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> I'm not too late, am I?
[15:38] <=^catablanca^=> No... her shameful secret is about to be revealed
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[15:38] <spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[15:40] <FireFly_9> All right, Minako-san, I'm online as well...
[15:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Max Headroom ] (Art of Noise) Paranoia [128 kbps]

[15:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs s dis shuld be god
[15:40] <Dr_Xadium> Mina, are you sure there isn't anything we shoudl know?
[15:41] * Cést_la_V looks at X-chan sadly with the watery puppy eyes

[15:41] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... how can you doubt your beloved Minako-sama...
[15:41] * Dr_Xadium sighs

[15:41] <=^catablanca^=> Doubts? He'll be full of them
[15:42] * Cést_la_V points at Artremis Imperially

[15:42] <FireFly_9> "Imperiously".
[15:42] <Cést_la_V> Do you HAVE anything, or is this all a big case of MUD?
[15:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Snap - I've got the Power [128 kbps]

[15:44] <=^catablanca^=> Haha since you guys doubt me, it's time.
[15:44] <// J_Daito //> It's been time for the last 10 minutes, cat... get on with it
[15:44] <=^catablanca^=> As you all saw from the picture of Mina's messy room, there's tons of junk crammed into a relatively small space...
[15:45] <=^catablanca^=> Living on her own without her parents to goad her into keeping things neat, she's fallen into a rather slobby way of living...
[15:46] <Cést_la_V> Is there a point to this Speech
[15:46] <=^catablanca^=> Always
[15:46] <=^catablanca^=> It also allowed her to more freely pursue a more... non-mainstream habit...
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> ...
[15:47] <Dr_Xadium> What
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> I don't know what he means
[15:47] <=^catablanca^=> Deny... Deny all you want, Minako... but this picture I have here is the most damning indictment of your perverse secret lifestyle that NO ONE has EVER suspected even EXISTED until now
[15:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hohohohoho
[15:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drools and prepares to save

[15:48] <=^catablanca^=> One day, while I was rifling through Mina's room looking for Catnip....err,, I mean hunting for mice...
[15:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Ted Nugent ] Cat Scratch Fever [128 kbps]

[15:50] <=^catablanca^=> I happened to come across something so disturbing and damaging that I didn't know what to make of it at first...
[15:50] <Cést_la_V> ...
[15:51] <=^catablanca^=> I mean even thinking about it now, gives me the heebie-jeebies...
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't mean she has a
[15:52] <=^catablanca^=> Hey! I don't have fleas!!
[15:52] <=^catablanca^=> Fine. It's time for the link. Just remember, this is an R-Rated, NSFW, not suitable for human consumption picture...
[15:53] <FireFly_9> Minako-san...?
[15:53] <Cést_la_V> I pre-emptively deny everything and plead the fifteenth!!
[15:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Michael Jackson - Thriller [128 kbps]

[15:55] <=^catablanca^=> I found this hidden in a pile of her clothes...
[15:55] <=^catablanca^=> It was old and showed considerable signs of use...
[15:56] <Cést_la_V> Masaka... Artemis... Chotto Matte...!
[15:56] <Dr_Xadium> Minako...?
[15:56] <Cést_la_V> Don't do it Artemis!! I'll never forgive you!!
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> And at last, you begin to understand...
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> But it... is too late for you, young Aino...
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> Aino Minako's ultimate shame... the thing she doesn't want anyone to know about ever...
[15:57] <=^catablanca^=> is HERE!!!
[15:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh mother of f[BLEEP]k I'm blind
[15:59] * // J_Daito // falls out his chair in agony

[15:59] <Dr_Xadium> OH BY RASSILON THE PAIN
[15:59] * Dr_Xadium throws up violently

[16:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Aerosmith? - Don't Fear The Reaper [128 kbps]

[16:01] <FireFly_9> Oh good god... my mind reels
[16:01] * Cést_la_V twitches

[16:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit evan i wulnt wat 2 hav sax wit ham '
[16:02] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. piks ot har eyez

[16:02] <Cést_la_V> That was-- that was *low*, Artemis...
[16:03] <spiritflame> why minako why
[16:03] <Cést_la_V> ...
[16:03] <Cést_la_V> He's an incredible idol in Germany!!
[16:03] * Cést_la_V blushes

[16:03] * FireFly_9 looks at Minako as if she were mad

[16:03] <Cést_la_V> What, all girls have to have their idols!!
[16:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't [BLEEP]ing tell me HE WAS your INSPIRATION?!
[16:04] <Cést_la_V> Well mor eof in the sense of "if he could make it then so could I"!!
[16:04] <// J_Daito //> Strangely, I'd say "I can see that", but I'm DAMNABLY BLIND!
[16:04] * // J_Daito // goes to flush out his eyes with SULFURIC ACID

[16:06] <Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan... that... OMG...
[16:06] * Dr_Xadium resumes the regurgitus

[16:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We can't do the Kill Bill thing today, I'm too [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP]ed up now
[16:05] * Cést_la_V sighs

[16:06] * Cést_la_V narrows her eyes

[16:06] <Cést_la_V> well played, Mr. Artemis... but now I am am forced to
[16:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO! NO WAY! THIS IS OVER NOW
[16:06] <// J_Daito //> Yeah Catman wins, this little war's starting to take casualties, and the casulaties are US
[16:07] <Cést_la_V> Demo... I have to retaliate!!
[16:07] <// J_Daito //> NO! As Jed, Jury and Electrocutioner, I deem this contest CLOSED and Artemis D. Cat the WINNAH by TKO
[16:08] * Dr_Xadium nods

[16:08] <Dr_Xadium> So let it be written, so let it be done
[16:08] * Cést_la_V looks at Xadium-chan in shock

[16:09] <Cést_la_V> X-chan!!
[16:09] <Dr_Xadium> Mina... can you really one-up the nude hasselhoff
[16:09] <FireFly_9> With *puppies*?
[16:09] <Cést_la_V> I... I---
[16:10] * Cést_la_V bows her head in shame

[16:10] <Cést_la_V> no
[16:10] * Dr_Xadium gives Minako-chan a consoling hug

[16:10] <Dr_Xadium> It's ok... I'm sure it;ll all be forgotten by tomorrow
[16:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You lie like a cheap rug, Dr. X
[16:11] <// J_Daito //> I'm traumatized for life
[16:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya fick i tink ive gon starile
[16:12] <// J_Daito //> One can only hope, runt
[16:12] <// J_Daito //> One can only hope
[16:12] * Cést_la_V glares at Artemis

[16:14] * =^catablanca^= lowers his head

[16:14] <Dr_Xadium> Now wait a sec guys...
[16:14] <Dr_Xadium> (pulls out wallet)
[16:15] * Dr_Xadium steals a tactic from Tsukino Usagi

[16:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You gonna bribe them with Korean Barbecue?
[16:16] <Dr_Xadium> That's Chiba, not me.
[16:16] * Dr_Xadium pulls out a picture

[16:16] <Dr_Xadium> You guys remember this?

[16:31] * Cést_la_V looks at the picture

[16:31] <=^catablanca^=> I remember...
[16:31] <=^catablanca^=> -sniffs-
[16:32] <FireFly_9> You two are the best of friends, no matter what...
[16:32] * =^catablanca^= sobs

[16:32] * Cést_la_V gets teary-eyed

[16:32] <Cést_la_V> how can I stay mad at my very best friend in the whole world over some stupid pictures!!??
[16:34] <=^catablanca^=> Mina!!
[13:34] <Cést_la_V> Artemis!!
[16:34] * =^catablanca^= breaks down and leaps into Mina's arms crying

[16:34] <Cést_la_V> there there Artemis... it's alright, I'm sorry, OK?
[16:35] <=^catablanca^=> Lets... never fight again!!
[16:35] <Cést_la_V> No, not ever
[16:36] <// J_Daito //> Blasted sentimental crap, I hoped they would fight until the death
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I wanted a hot scandalous picture
[16:36] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san don't make me tell Michiru-san you've been hitting me up!!
[16:37] <FireFly_9> "Hitting on me"... "Chatting me up"...
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tomorrow Is Kill Bill day don't forget
[17:38] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has left #suburbansenshi (Chisaki = GoGo)

[16:38] <Dr_Xadium> Mina...
[16:38] <Cést_la_V> Hai?
[16:39] <Dr_Xadium> *Hasselhoff*, though?
[16:39] <Cést_la_V> kekekekekekeeke... what can I say, I was young and impressionable, and he had a hot car ;)
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