Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #527: “Cat's Revenge”
#527: “Cat's Revenge”

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*** Topic is '-= Don't hate her because she's beautiful =-'
[00:41] * =^catablanca^= chuckles darkly

[00:41] <=^catablanca^=> Post a "scandalous no photo" of ME on the internet, will you?
[00:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, is this what I think it is?
[00:42] <Cést_la_V> Don't do it, Artemis!!
[00:42] <Dr_Xadium> Yeah, c'mon...
[00:43] <=^catablanca^=> heheheheheeh
[00:43] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, what are YOU afraid of, Mr. "want to be" Painter?
[00:43] <FireFly_9> "Wannabe".
[00:43] <Mdm_Maestro> I know the lexicon just fine, Little Miss Webster, I just refuse to employ slang or even grace it with acknowledgement.
[00:44] <Dr_Xadium> It's just that it was a *practice* painting, and knowing you people, there's gonna be questions and answers.. for *centuries*...
[00:45] <=^catablanca^=> I'm sure Setsuna can help you there...
[00:45] * Dr_Xadium has a TARDIS; he needs no stinking Time Door

[00:46] <=^catablanca^=> Mina should never have posted that picture... now witness my revenge!
[00:46] <Cést_la_V> Kick him! Kick him!!
Sometimes it's REALLY good to be Sysop

[00:48] <=^catablanca^=> Too late!
[00:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whistles

[00:48] * Cést_la_V blushes

[00:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Pathetically primitive.
[00:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heheheh... it's a keeper...
[00:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits save

[00:49] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!
[00:49] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san!
[00:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hehe.. So how exactly did you get her... in that *position*, eh, Doc?
[00:50] * Cést_la_V smacks Xadium for getting her into this

[00:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or "out of it", as the case may be
[00:50] <Dr_Xadium> Whoa! Guys! All the great masters started with
[00:51] <FireFly_9> With *nudes*.
[00:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd love to have seen *that* sales pitch...
[00:51] <Dr_Xadium> ARRGH I'm not THAT great...
[00:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm sure only Neko-chan knows for sure...
[00:51] <Cést_la_V>
[00:51] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, enough.
[00:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Obviously Xadium is "not that great". A blind Chimpanzee with tourettes on a drug high madly lashing out with a wet noodle could apply a better brushstroke than him.
[00:53] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, to be a fly on that wall
[00:53] <Cést_la_V> Moh!
[00:53] <Dr_Xadium> Oh yeah, focus on how it looks, but you see that?
[00:53] * Dr_Xadium points to the food

[00:53] <Dr_Xadium> That's the 47th basket of food, you know
[00:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[00:54] <Dr_Xadium> She wouldn't keep still so I could sketch! Every ten minutes, she'd reach out and eat all the food! Over 100 bucks in food, all told!
[00:55] <Cést_la_V> Food is meant to be eaten!!
[00:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So she was *hungry*, eh?
[00:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises an eyebrow

[00:56] <Cést_la_V> Chikushou!!
[00:58] <Dr_Xadium> Arrgh! You guys are IMPOSSIBLE!
[00:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yo materfacker why dint u invat mi 2 a purty id mak a fantastak modal i wuldn't even faking kneed weer a shet, lok i'll sed u a nekkid packtur rite noe
[00:59] * Dr_Xadium goes blind

[01:00] <FireFly_9> Suffice it to say I would never pose for a picture like that, even if all it was was a clever illusion caused by strategically placed sheets and folded down clothes.... It was, right?
[00:59] * Cést_la_V gives up

[01:01] <// J_Daito //> I can think of someone on who would shudder to hear that...
[01:01] <FireFly_9> I. WILL. NEVER. WEAR. A. THONG.
[01:01] <FireFly_9> I am not "cute"! I am the Soldier of Destruction, of Ruin! The harbinger of Beginnings and Endings, the Alpha and the Omega! I stride the gulf between epochs! I am the silent sweeping hand of eternity, the solemn tear of divine destruction! I am NOT a beachwear model!
[01:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww, you only say that because you sunburn easily.
[01:03] <Cést_la_V> Artemis, you've humiliated me!!
[01:04] <Dr_Xadium> Well, *I* think you look pretty... that's why I picked that pose...
[01:04] <Cést_la_V> THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
[01:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know Doc, certain people will NEVER let either of you two live this [BLEEP] down...
[01:05] <Dr_Xadium> Tell me about it...
[01:05] <Dr_Xadium> Artemis... I fear that verily I needs but unseal a canister of the whoop-ass on your esteemed person....
[01:06] <=^catablanca^=> You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy... but I'm also a super-ancient Lunar cat... are you sure you really wanna "throw down" with the A-man?
[01:07] <// J_Daito //> You know it occurs to me, we *are* contemporaries
[01:07] <=^catablanca^=> Heh
[01:08] <Cést_la_V> You wouldn't team with him!?
[01:08] <// J_Daito //> Hah! I'd never team with him, he was an effete snob who always hung out with the Moon people
[01:08] <=^catablanca^=> Wha?? How was I supposed to get to Earth? Run real fast and jump off the Moon?
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> Details Details
[01:09] <Cést_la_V> Artemis... you might be super-ancient, but ♫ I know all your secrets... ♫
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> Oh so that's how it is?!
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> How low do you want to go, Mina? How low...?
[01:10] * =^catablanca^= 's eyes narrow

[01:10] * Cést_la_V 's eyes narrow

[01:11] <spiritflame> somewhere weed tumbles
[01:11] <spiritflame> now a whistled melody
[01:11] <spiritflame> the showdown begins
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