*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Bryan ph33rs Ritz Crackerz =-'
[07:43] * FireFly_9 rubs her eyes tiredly
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<=^catablanca^=> it *was* really loud
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<=^catablanca^=> I can't blame you
[07:44]
<FireFly_9> Yes, but.. ugh...
[07:52] * FireFly_9 shudders
[07:45]
<=^catablanca^=> that must have been embarassing
[07:45]
<FireFly_9> Indeed. It was inevitable, I suppose. Ugh. Still, I...
[07:46] * FireFly_9 will just have to use sento for the next week or so
[07:46]
<=^catablanca^=> I wonder if cats can use sento
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<FireFly_9> Forgive me, but don't you use your tounge for that?
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<=^catablanca^=> Earth cats, maybe! Really! How rude!
[07:47]
<FireFly_9> Sumimasen...
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<=^catablanca^=> S'okay, don't worry about it
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So how you doin' Arty?
[07:48]
<=^catablanca^=> I've decided to get over Luna's... luna's cruel relationship with another
maaaaaaaaan............ *sobs*
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh boy
[07:49]
<=^catablanca^=> Yeah, I'm just going to use it as leverage when she bosses me around...
[07:49] * =^catablanca^= coughs "astronaut" and puts on a weepy face
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[07:49]
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, I heard of the joke Jedite pulled on you the other day...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah he's gonna pay
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<FireFly_9> Don't you think you should just *try* to get in Michiru-momma's good graces?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, don't you think I have? She already said she won't *look* at me
until I get her back in channel
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<FireFly_9> But she rarely spoke in channel unless it was to try and take us over...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well, you know how it is, you don't miss the privilege until
you don't have it anymore
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<FireFly_9> I suppose...
[07:54] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
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<Cést_la_V>
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<FireFly_9> ...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassup, Neko-chan #2?
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<Cést_la_V> Today's Sailor V is tearing along at TURBO FULL THROTTLE!!
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<Cést_la_V>
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<FireFly_9> Good grief, you really *do* have boundless energy, don't you.
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<=^catablanca^=> scary
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<Cést_la_V> huh? The super-cheerful girl Aino Minako is active for love and for justice!!
[07:58]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, love. Love is just what you can get the other person to do for you
[07:59] * Cést_la_V frowns
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<Cést_la_V> Don't grout your heretical news to the Goddess of LOVE, Haruka-san!
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<FireFly_9> "Spout... heretical views"
[08:00]
<Cést_la_V> You know what they say!! "Love is a very splendid fling!!"
[08:01]
<FireFly_9> I'll bet... err, "Love is a many-splendored thing".
[08:02]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, what are you so bitter for, Hotaru, you live like a monk
[08:02]
<FireFly_9> I am *not* a monk, I am simply cautious and deliberate...
[08:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to the poster of Hayase Shun in the attic
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<FireFly_9> Yes and you know why it's in the attic, don't you?
[08:04]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man so it turns out his rapid recovery was due to 'roids and creatine
and blood doping, I mean COME ON Hotaru, no one's perfect
[08:05]
<FireFly_9> I based my WHOLE life around trying to surpass my weakness as he did!
[08:05]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then why didn't you eat the nanobots your dad was giving you? You had to DIE to get better!
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<FireFly_9> Honestly...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I gotta get Michi back in channel...
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<FireFly_9> I suppose we can try to work something out...
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<Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Kondokoso watashino ban... Doki doki tokimekuno... ♫
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're just too damn genki for the morning, you know that
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<=^catablanca^=> she never used to be like that back when she had to get up for school...
[08:17] * Cést_la_V playfully smacks Artemis' head
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<FireFly_9> You have no idea... it's worse when you haven't gotten ANY REST
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAH! You're the one who wanted to move in with her!
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<FireFly_9> I regret NOTHING!
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<Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Uki uki tokimeku no ♫...
[08:19] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (the early bird kills two worms with one stone!!)
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa...
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<FireFly_9> Life with Minako-san can be summed up with the ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times".
[08:22]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *sigh* I remember when you used to say that s
[BLEEP]t about me...
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<FireFly_9> Hmm...
[08:23] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh!
[08:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- readies to kick some ass
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<// J_Daito //> Wait, Ten'ou, waiiiiiit...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the F should I wait, deadman talking?
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<// J_Daito //> You touch me and Tsukino Usagi gets *the photo*
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah! If I kill you fast enough, she gets jack
[BLEEP]
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<// J_Daito //> Should I die under any suspicious circumstances, my attorney has been instructed to publish the picture worldwide
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I'll off him too!
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<// J_Daito //> Well, Tony Soprano, if you do that, his attorney will..
[08:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--'s head hurts
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll kill you all anyway!
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<// J_Daito //> Ooh look,
comics!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wha?! Ooh! Japanese kids putting their own words into Penny Arcade!!
[08:32] * // J_Daito // rubs his hands together
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<// J_Daito //> All too easy.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't laugh, mother
[BLEEP]er, I'm still gonna kill you...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just... not right now...
[08:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- reads
searching for nancy
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<FireFly_9> heh,
this is a typical late-night drunken conversation between Haruka-poppa and Jedite...
[08:36]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and what if it is
[08:36] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
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<FireFly_9> Ohayo Gozaimasu, Chibiusa-chan
[08:36] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. robs har eyez
[08:37]
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh wat da fick dere's lite outsyde...
[08:37] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. desides 2 go back 2 slap
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<FireFly_9> Stay awake, Chibiusa-chan!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gawd dimmit, itz 2 earliee 4 mi
[08:38]
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew wat da fack iz gong on dis mroning?
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<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa is reading comics, after which time she will kill Jedite, Minako-san is even more bright and bubbly than usual, and I'm bearing witness to the whole sorry spectacle.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh gawd dimmit i wiss i hod sum of UR dadies tatsy cofeee 2 simulate my bran
[08:40]
<// J_Daito //> Bah, a simple pocket calculator could "simulate your brain"... a pocket caculator from 1975
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u kno, u alwayz facking macking mi
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y u alwayz macking m1??
[08:41] * // J_Daito // shudders
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<// J_Daito //> It's "mock", not "mack", you deformed turnip-- Metallia help me if I ever sink so low as to "mack" the likes of you
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u, elioz an profassor tomao mack mi all da tim
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<FireFly_9> Chibiusa, why are you so meretricious?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wtf horatru speek japanses
[08:42]
<FireFly_9> Ugh! My brain is too tired for this. Why are you so... (can't put it into simpler words)
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<FireFly_9> meretricious
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick gurl, itz 8:44 in da moaning, u epxect mi 2 reed?
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<FireFly_9> Moaning, ugh...
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<FireFly_9> You REALLY must learn how to spell, this is getting ridiculous.
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<=^catablanca^=> blame it on the 31st century educational system... Neo Queen Serenity isn't big on promoting the three R's....
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dan u, atremis!!!1
[08:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. reeds da defanitshun of maratikous n pats it en her traslator
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> horatru...
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<FireFly_9> ?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno dis sit will tramatize u
[08:47]
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but eyem 903 yarz old
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im an olde women
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i had da intranet sance i wuz lik 13 dayz ole
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i seen it allz
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno wat i went an hoe 2 gat it
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<FireFly_9> Oh my god...
[08:48] * FireFly_9 blocks her ears
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dint denai it!!1 i'm all groan up!!1
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i haf needz, wents n deziares!!!1
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<FireFly_9> This is insane, this is insane..
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<=^catablanca^=> Now you know how we all used to feel at the palace... no courtier was safe...
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<// J_Daito //> Heh
[08:50] * // J_Daito // cracks neck
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<// J_Daito //> Face it, Hotaru, the spore is a man trap
[08:51]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to be trapped by *that*
[08:51]
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U bich, if i use da slivar kistak i cen becum black layde and seduse UR aszz!!1
[08:51]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry, Chibi-runt, Lois Lane already beat you to it with the help of a Kryptonian machine
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<FireFly_9> Could you possibly introduce a more irrelevant non sequitor, Haruka-poppa?
[08:52]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
[08:52]
<FireFly_9> Could you possibly get more off topic?
[08:53]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I KNOW WTF you SAID, I don't have the vocabulary of a TWO YEAR OLD,
I am merely reacting to WHY you think it's a non sequitor!
[08:53]
<FireFly_9> What does Lois Lane and a machine from Krypton have to do with Black Lady?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this
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<FireFly_9>
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<FireFly_9> I'm too tired for all this nonsense. I find this joke to be in very poor taste.
[08:57]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Joke?
[08:58]
<FireFly_9> This is obviously a photoshop hack job, albeit well done.
[08:58]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, no, this is REAL DC, you can find it in the
"Superman in the 70's" compilation.
[08:59]
<FireFly_9> Obviously... a site that is also in on the joke......
[08:59]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This girl is in serious denial today, isn't she?
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*** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium
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<FireFly_9> Oh, you're still alive after all that?
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<Dr_Xadium> All... better... now.
[09:00] * Dr_Xadium drops dead
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor guy, Amazing Nurse Minako finally did him in...
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<FireFly_9> Hmph.
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<=^catablanca^=> I'll drag him outside before Mina gets back.
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<FireFly_9> *Please* do.
[09:01]
<Dr_Xadium> ...wait...!
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<=^catablanca^=> ?
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<Dr_Xadium> rei.bot, I'm going to be out of it for a while longer, in the words of genma saotome... I leave it all... to you... sorry for the... imposition...
[09:02] * Dr_Xadium passes out
[09:13] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (spero nos familiares mansuros)
[09:13] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (This hep cat wears no hats)
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<spiritflame> typical
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<FireFly_9> I'd better go see about booking with the sento for this evening.
[09:03] * FireFly_9 scowls
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<spiritflame> chotto matteyo
[09:04]
<FireFly_9> Yes?
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<spiritflame> michiru's status
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<spiritflame> let us resolve it today
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<spiritflame> her return is nigh
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<FireFly_9> You heard Dr. Xadium, as the sole channel Op while he recuperates from his "recuperation", the decision is soley yours...
[09:08]
<spiritflame> grudgeful i am not
[09:08]
<spiritflame> but punishment warranted
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<spiritflame> kaioh reprobate
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<// J_Daito //> I say we kill her.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way dude, I need her alive!
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<// J_Daito //> Bah, living is optional
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno how you did
[BLEEP] in that cave of yours but
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<// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, she screwed us all over
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She can screw me over ANYTIME! That's what TRUE LOVE is about!
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<FireFly_9> No, that's what
oxytocin is about...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You are a bitter, bitter young woman, you know that?
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<FireFly_9> keh.
[09:17]
<FireFly_9> Personally, I want my pound of flesh.
[09:17]
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well so do I... just... in a different context... I mean, I don't want "my" so much as "to"... eheheheheheheehe
[09:18]
<FireFly_9> Good grief... how I ever managed to come out well-adjusted after being raised by you I'll never know.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And who says you're well adjusted?
[09:19]
<// J_Daito //> Stop picking on Tomoe, Ten'ou, and let's figure out how to punish Kaioh...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know EXACTLY how to punish her... ehehehehehehe
[09:20]
<FireFly_9> Honestly! rei.bot, if you please?
[09:21] *** -spiritflame- has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough ecchi talk)
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<// J_Daito //> Excellent. Now let us plan the electrocution... err, execution of Kaioh Michiru.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da poall sez she shuld kass sum1
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<// J_Daito //> can't we ban this runt from channel until she learns how to spell?
[09:25]
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ate ez U whoo dnt kno haw 2 SPALL, nit EYE bich!!1
[09:25]
<FireFly_9> But who should Michiru-momma kiss?
[09:26]
<// J_Daito //> Let us turn to the power of the intarweb and erotopr0n fanfic
[09:26]
<FireFly_9> What?
[09:26]
<// J_Daito //> Let's google for "Michiru kissed" "passionately" -Haruka
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<FireFly_9> Unbelievably, that yielded ZERO hits...
[09:29]
<// J_Daito //> Damn, I guess Ten'ou is right... she *is* just some kind of attachment, like one of those "keepers" from Babylon 5, or a sick blue-haired remora type thing.
[09:30]
<FireFly_9> Hmm... fun with Google, eh?
[09:32]
<// J_Daito //> Hmm, but the kissing thing is kinda old... I mean, you had Lawler, Spore had Kerry
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<FireFly_9> Wasn't that you?
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<// J_Daito //> Gah! A clone, kid, a clone
[09:33]
<FireFly_9> Hmm... I suppose the objective here is massive visual humiliation.
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<// J_Daito //> Hah, too bad I cornered the market on that when I did what I did to Ten'ou
[09:34]
<FireFly_9> heh.. I wonder... what would be anathema to Michiru-momma...
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<// J_Daito //> I know.
[09:38]
<FireFly_9> ?
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<// J_Daito //> it's bad, 'Taru.
[09:38]
<FireFly_9> You rarely ever use my first name, least of all a contraction...
[09:38]
<// J_Daito //> Because it's such a deliciously bad thought I can't help but be familiar about it
[09:39]
<FireFly_9> That bad?
[09:39] * // J_Daito // privmsgs Hotaru
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<FireFly_9> Good god.
[09:40]
<FireFly_9> She would never forgive us.
[09:40]
<FireFly_9> THE USERS would never forgive us.
[09:40]
<FireFly_9> There would be... a revolt.
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<// J_Daito //> Which just means it's SO horrible that it's perfect, yes?
[09:41]
<FireFly_9> This could be the end of our channel.
[09:42]
<// J_Daito //> But it would PUNISH her
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<FireFly_9> It would punish EVERYONE...
[09:42]
<// J_Daito //> She'd NEVER mess with us again
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<FireFly_9> Our hits would drop to zero
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<// J_Daito //> Life is risk
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<// J_Daito //> And she has been a bad girl
[09:43]
<FireFly_9> But not this bad, surely...
[09:43]
<// J_Daito //> Hah the mighty Sailor Saturn has no stomach for what must be done, I see this now.
[09:43]
<FireFly_9> But the cost... the horrible, horrible cost...
[09:44] * // J_Daito // privmsgs his former incredibly hot girlfriend
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<spiritflame> unbelievable
[09:44]
<spiritflame> trauma reaches infinite
[09:45]
<spiritflame> scandal without end
[09:45]
<// J_Daito //> So, miss OP, is it a go?
[09:45]
<spiritflame> ...
[09:45]
<spiritflame> yes
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<FireFly_9> I'm... going to try and get some rest... I think I'm going to need it after this gets out.
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<// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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