#509: “Acrimony”

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*** Topic is '-= bleh =-'
[23:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- knocks back some cold Yebisu

[23:17] * =^catablanca^= sniffs some catnip

[23:17] <=^catablanca^=> Boy, Jedite got you good, didn't he?
[23:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but his Dark General ass is in hiding now, because he knows if I see him he'll get a space sword blaster right up it...
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> heh
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> it's crazy the things we do for love
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> tell me about it
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> You know, people always talk about how love is unconditional, but it's not really true
[23:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[23:19] <=^catablanca^=> I mean they SAY that, but if you come home one day covered in mud, smelling of tomcat spray and with two broken legs, vomiting hairballs, all of a sudden you're _felis non grata_... it's hypocritical
[23:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know... I mean they SAY it's all about "not wanting to catch plague", but treally they just care about how they look standing next to you
[23:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like how some people don't want to talk to fat people just because of their wieght, and how other people subconciously avoid thin people who happen to be around fat people, it's bull[BLEEP]t
[23:22] <=^catablanca^=> I know, it's like you have to be super attractive all the time
[23:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, if you truly love someone, they look good to you no matter what, even if they're just sitting on a bench feeding pigeons in a garbage bag, they should look hotter to you than two suns
[23:24] <=^catablanca^=> but nobody thinks like that
[23:24] <=^catablanca^=> mess up a little and BAM! it's claws to the face
[23:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn... why do you let her get away with that crap, considering what she did with the aastronomer
[23:25] <=^catablanca^=> what.
[23:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You remember, that dude who bought her affections with the sugar candies and the bow
[23:25] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[23:25] <=^catablanca^=> That was platonic...
[23:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She *kissed* him, dude
[23:26] <=^catablanca^=> wha
[23:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup, she only broke it off because he dumped her for someone his own species
[23:26] <=^catablanca^=> Luna!
[23:27] * =^catablanca^= cries

[23:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh? You didn't know? DUDE, it's FAMOUS. The [BLEEP]'s even on VIDEOTAPE... they sell footage of their liason in the STORE! To KIDS.
[23:28] <=^catablanca^=> Oh my GOD
[23:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think I even saw it dubbed into ENGLISH on an American cable channel too, once... millions of people watching Luna sobbing about the man she loved to Usagi, and then her scandalous no kissu....
[23:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think illegal copies of it are even distributed on the internet...
[23:29] <=^catablanca^=> noooooooooooooooo!
[23:31] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi

[23:31] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[23:31] <Dr_Xadium> Ok Arty, Mina's gone out to buy 50 gallons of liquid bandages, now's your chance to spring me
[23:31] <=^catablanca^=> luuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnaaaaa how COULD you
[23:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Liquid bandages? Did she cut you?
[23:32] <Dr_Xadium> "Amazing Nurse Minako" thinks that if she seals up ALL my pores, that then I won't dehydrate from sweat when she dumps me in the boiling water for the spongebath
[23:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ooh, a spongebath from Minako, you lucky dog...
[23:33] <Dr_Xadium> Heh, you'd think so, but it turns out she's hired some *creature* called "Spongebob" something or other to do it... I swear, I've been all over the universe and I've never seen anything like this freak... Arty, you gotta get me outta here right now before she comes back
[23:34] <=^catablanca^=> Luuuuuuuuuuuuunaaaaaaaaaa!!!
[23:35] <Dr_Xadium> Arty?
[23:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was just informing him about Luna's tryst with the astronaut wannabe
[23:36] <Dr_Xadium> Oh yeah, that was rough.
[23:36] <=^catablanca^=> YOU KNEW ABOUT IT TOO?!
[23:37] <Dr_Xadium> I got the fansub somewhere...
[23:37] <=^catablanca^=> AAAAUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! There is no such thing as true love!!!
[23:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now, that's not true, Artemis, man! Xadium here would still love Minako-chan even if she boiled him in vinegar after peeling his skin off with a potato peeler and sprinked his raw flesh with salt, right?
[23:38] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[23:38] <Dr_Xadium> I wouldn't go quite that far...
[23:38] <Dr_Xadium> Arty, get me out of here
[23:38] <=^catablanca^=> I can't live with this! M GOD, I see it on the itnernet!
[23:39] * =^catablanca^= watches the grainy realvideo scene

[23:39] * =^catablanca^= sees THE KISS

[23:39] * =^catablanca^= rewinds

[23:39] <Dr_Xadium> Arty...
[23:39] * =^catablanca^= watches it AGASIN

[23:40] <Dr_Xadium> Arty, I hear the door opening
[23:40] * =^catablanca^= ZOOMS IN

[23:40] <Dr_Xadium> Art
[23:40] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has quit IRC (Broken Pipe)

[23:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I guess that's it for him then. Crazy kid
[23:41] * =^catablanca^= replays it in SLOW MOTION

[23:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, I'm sure she's over spaceboy now... maybe
[23:41] <=^catablanca^=> She never... ONCE said... "Artemis, how would he feel"....
[23:42] <=^catablanca^=> She only came back after he hooked back up with Himeko,...!
[23:42] * =^catablanca^= sobs

[23:42] <=^catablanca^=> The mother of my child!
[23:42] <=^catablanca^=> considered me a SECOND CHOICE!
[23:42] <=^catablanca^=> waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[23:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, don't feel too bad... at the end of the day she still brings the dead rodents home to you, right
[23:43] <=^catablanca^=> I'm the one who has to hunt in our family
[23:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you're whipped
[23:43] <=^catablanca^=> OH YEAH well WHO DRESSED UP LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY just for her "mermaid!?"
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey don't get pissed at me because you got outdone by a sick spaceman!!
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't feel bad, man, no one can compete with a weakling bishounen with grand unrequited dreams... it's like a romance novel... you have to settle with being the second-choice geek who's stalwart and reliable in the background, who sits and lurks in the background, only noticed by the heroine when the weakling bishounen dies (after the torrid love scene, of course)
[23:46] <=^catablanca^=> So if I give him a disease...!
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, it's OVER. You WON.
[23:46] <=^catablanca^=> I don't feel so much like a winner as a consolation prize
[23:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's real life, buddy.
[23:47] <=^catablanca^=> i want revenge please
[23:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DUDE YOU WON
[23:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Say it with me
[23:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "I may have been nothing more than an afterthought, but the sickly spaceman dropped dead with his human woman, and the black cat is all MINE"
[23:49] <=^catablanca^=> Actually I see here he got a Nobel in Astrophysics and won the lottery and now rules Latvia.
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, you got the cat. That's all that matters.
[23:50] <=^catablanca^=> I'll tell myself that every time I see the DVD of my WIFE and the ASTRONAUT (new from Geneon)...
[23:51] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (And when I got up this morning I said "WOW it's a nice day to be alive")

[23:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> maybe I shoulda kept quiet about the whole infidelity thing
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