#485: “Smackdown”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Like Dominos they fall =-'
[19:33] <FireFly_9> I can't say I was too sad about it, but this is bad.
[19:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no sit
[19:33] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:33] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[19:33] <=^catablanca^=> Any luck bailing out Minako?
[19:33] <Dr_Xadium> Geh... forget it... first of all foreigners can't practice law in Japan, secondly the police there just tend to hold people until they feel they have a case they can win. They can keep her for at least 12 days and get extensions from a judge pretty easily.
[19:35] <=^catablanca^=> But it was a wax dummy, what are they charging her with?
[19:36] <Dr_Xadium> They don't have to charge you at that stage.... they can hold her without charging.
[19:36] <=^catablanca^=> Well can we get a Japanese lawyer in there?
[19:37] <Dr_Xadium> People being held may or may not get access to a lawyer at the police's discretion IIRC.
[19:37] <=^catablanca^=> All her friends at the police department have retired
[19:38] <Dr_Xadium> Look, let's be realistic about this. That guy's had a grudge against her for years, he's not going to let her get out easily. I say we get Jedite to transform into a cop and have him walk her out of there.
[19:39] <FireFly_9> You don't know... do you...
[19:47] <Dr_Xadium> know what?
[19:49] <FireFly_9> Jedite and Haruka-poppa are both out of action as well.
[19:49] <Dr_Xadium> What.
[19:49] <FireFly_9> Someone called in and reported Haruka-poppa's hallway extension as being out of code, and she "played rough" with the police, so now she's sharing a cell with Minako-san.
[19:50] <Dr_Xadium> And Jedite?
[19:51] <FireFly_9> I find this one shameful.
[19:51] <Dr_Xadium> ?
[19:52] <FireFly_9> Well you know that Jedite isn't Japanese...
[19:52] <Dr_Xadium> Yes...?
[19:52] <FireFly_9> Apparently the police set up a website where people can report "suspicious foreigners" who might be illegal aliens. *Someone* reported Jedite...
[19:53] <=^catablanca^=> I don't like the guy, but I'm sure he can break out of jail easily... Haruka and Mina as well...
[19:54] <FireFly_9> You don't understand... they're using the special facilities they constructed for dealing with super powerful androids and aliens.
[19:54] <=^catablanca^=> Japan has such a thing?!
[19:54] <FireFly_9> We get invaded by giant 40 foot monsters on a quarterly basis, Artemis...!
[19:55] <=^catablanca^=> I hear Gojira's taking a 10 year break, however...
[19:55] <FireFly_9> At any rate, they are well and truly trapped for the time being.
[19:55] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack sis taking ppl ou lik flays
[19:56] <=^catablanca^=> This is NOT good
[19:57] <FireFly_9> Don't worry, I'm confident Chibimoon, Glaive and I will get them out in short order
[19:57] <Dr_Xadium> You call it "Glaive?"
[19:57] <FireFly_9> Well it *is* a Glaive. Its blade is also adamantium, and can cut through anything...
[19:58] <Dr_Xadium> Attack proof prison walls, for instance?
[19:58] <FireFly_9> Exactly.
[19:58] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:58] <Mdm_Maestro> You all doubted me.
[19:58] <Mdm_Maestro> You all mocked me.
[19:58] <Mdm_Maestro> You even REPLACED ME on the Senshi'ichi Budokai team
[19:59] * Mdm_Maestro points to Hotaru

[19:59] <Mdm_Maestro> You're next, my "rival".
[19:59] <FireFly_9> Rival? Michiru-momma, you've been extremely irritable the last few years, you know...
[20:00] <Mdm_Maestro> My reasons are my own! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
[20:00] *** spiritflame has kicked Mdm_Maestro from #suburbansenshi (REASON: esmerodo you are not )

[20:01] <GERMATOID> LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A TARGET ON YOUR BACK, HOTARU-CHAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[20:01] <FireFly_9> Oh yes, hilarious, Papa.
[20:02] <GERMATOID> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN BACK INTO MISTRESS NINE AND YOU CAN DEAL WITH HER! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
[20:02] <FireFly_9> ...
[20:02] <FireFly_9> I'm not the same Hotaru who was able to do that, you know...
[20:02] <GERMATOID> I'M SURE I COULD ARRANGE IT!!
[20:02] <FireFly_9>
[20:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dint warry, il steel mi momys sliver cistal and kack all dere pank ases~~~`!
[20:03] <spiritflame> confidence fails me
[20:03] <spiritflame> the dread grows again
[20:03] <spiritflame> raging sea rises
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