Suburban Senshi: Yes. We went there.
#439: “Ask and ye shall Recieve! Ask the Suburban Senshi #10!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Hasshin! =-'

[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's Hammer time
Sayajedi asks:
What do you think of the new Hironobu Kageyama song, "Go For It!," that debuted with the international version of DBZ: Budokai 2 [if you need a link, you can find a movie of the file over at]? I think it's pretty cool myself, but it's not his best song, IMHO (still better than the instrumental we Americans got, though). What's your opinion?"

[11:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First of all, I want to say that the opening to Budokai 2 brought a tear to my eye-- I would *KILL* to see DBZ re-animated like that. You'd think Toei would be a little unscrupulous and try to go back to the well again (I mean they are re-releasing the manga, after all)
[11:27] <// J_Daito //> Bah they'd just make another GT debacle
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All they have to do is animate a 10 second clip of Son Goku "waking up" from that nightmare that was GT
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway! That song was cool, way better than just instrumental-- but it doesn't have _half_ the energy of "Cha-La-Head-Cha-La"
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> Still nice to see Hironobu doing something DBZ related again
Erika Lynn asks:
Okay, this time I have a question for Hotaru-chan.
How come you've never had a boyfriend and/or a girlfriend? You're certainly attractive enough. Of course, you're also rather smart, wise, funny in your own cynical way, and powerful. I'm guessing that if a guy even got near you, you'd probably chop off his d[BLEEP]k. Heh.
Oh,, and Haruka-san? You rule!
Oh!! Please, tell Mako-chan I say Hi! =D

[11:31] <FireFly_9> 0_o;; Thanks for the kind words... I think?
[11:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha I do rule don't I! And I think she'd chop it off too haah
[11:32] <H3LI05> Shut up yo / my badass blood didn't flow
[11:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Suburban Senshi Episode 11 says otherwise
[11:33] <H3LI05> Shut up and blo / I got me a new body yo
[11:34] <FireFly_9> Why don't I have a boyfriend?
[11:35] <FireFly_9> First of all Haruka-poppa tries to *kill* anyone who gets too close...
[11:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I do NOT!
[11:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- just scares the [BLEEP] out of them is all

[11:36] <FireFly_9> Then if they get past THAT they panic at the sight of papa and his activities...
[11:36] <FireFly_9> And if they can tolerate _that_ theyre usually not well-adjusted and thus unsuitable... it's a Catch 22, really.
[11:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ballsit itz becuz siz as flut as a braod n 2 skanny
[11:37] <FireFly_9> This remark coming from an oversexed pre-adolescent with all the proportions of a cardboard cutout?
[11:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK U I M 903 FACKING YARS OLE
[11:38] <FireFly_9> Yes, you are obviously suffering from brain rot. Shall I put you down to end your misery?
[11:39] <// J_Daito //> LOL mad Spore disease! AHAAHHAA!
[11:39] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. fuoams at de moth

[11:41] <H3LI05> Yo yo put her down / the sight of you two doin' the doujin tussle is enough to raise my p[BLEEP] muscle
[11:42] *** -spiritflame - has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: muscle it is not)

Solarchos asks:
Here's a really good one for the group. Exactly what is Jedite planning to do if "Kerry" wins? Exactly how is he going to operate the administration and what's his inaguaration speech going to be like?
Maybe Jed should just go public and make his campaign motto "Why settle for the lesser evil" or something. After the California governor elections it might not be so strange.

[11:44] <// J_Daito //> What am I planning to do? HAHAHAHAH! First of all, universal health care
[11:44] <FireFly_9> i.e. "cull the weak".
[11:44] <// J_Daito //> Second of all better Social Security
[11:45] <FireFly_9> i.e. "steal from everyone so no one is poor".
[11:45] <// J_Daito //> Thirdly improve America's defense
[11:45] <FireFly_9> i.e. "obliterate all other nations so there can be no external threats".
[11:46] <// J_Daito //> And lastly I will slash taxes for everyone across the board
[11:46] <FireFly_9> Because slave labour is tax-free work.
[11:47] <// J_Daito //> Ignore the Gothen Child. For my inaugration I will rip off my Kerry Suit, laugh darkly and proclaim the dawn of the Neo-Dark Kingdom!
[11:48] <=^catablanca^=> How can a "Dark" Kingdom "dawn"?
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> All cats will then e summarily executed by slow dipping in corrosive acid!
[11:48] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[11:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo Jed why don't you go public now man?
[11:49] <// J_Daito //> Well everyone who visits this IRC channel knows, don't they? They are the ELITE few who will be spared... until I grow bored and require new executions to slake my thirst for pain and misery
[11:50] <FireFly_9> Don't you all feel special?
Cyborgmoon asks: Question: I'm not very familiar with the manga, so I was hoping you guys could shed some light. A few months back, someone mentioned a rumor about Minako, while still as Sailor V, had tortured youma before killing them. Apparently, it had something to do with Kaitou Ace's betrayal. Can you guys tell me the real story? And also, what is the origin of this rumor?

[11:51] <Cést_la_V> It's completely untrue!!
[11:51] <// J_Daito //> No it's not!
[11:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed here started the rumour, actually, in Episode 4.
[11:53] <// J_Daito //> It ain't no damn rumour!
[11:53] * Cést_la_V squints

[11:54] <Cést_la_V> What did you say about me?!

"Where are we?" Neptune asked, detransforming into Michiru.

"A dark alleyway," Jedite replied, looking up at the section title. "Former branch headquarters of the Dark Agency-- our aboveground cover operation." Jedite's features clouded. With venom, he continued, "That was until Danburite was cruelly tortured to death by that b**ch Sailor V."

"What?" Michiru asked, confused.

"We all know the tale," Jedite said with genuine hatred in his voice. "Stories have been told all throughout the Dark Kingdom about how Sailor V came across Danburite and slew him without mercy, subjecting him to mental and physical torture for hours before he died. We heard she finally grew weary of toying with his emotions and shot him full of Venus Love Megaton Shower attacks before throwing him off a roof, all the while cackling like a possessed youma."

[11:55] * Cést_la_V frowns

[11:55] <=^catablanca^=> Look, I can tell you that's certainly NOT what happened
[11:55] <// J_Daito //> Shut up you! Why if Sailor V was here I'd kill her myself!
[11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> uhhh
[11:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror
[11:56] <FireFly_9> ...
[11:56] <// J_Daito //> WHAT?!
[11:56] <=^catablanca^=> That's right, you got frozen before...
[11:57] <// J_Daito //> BEFORE WHAt, ratbag?!
[11:57] * Cést_la_V *IS* Sailor V

[11:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Didn't you notice that in the live action?!
[11:57] <// J_Daito //> I thought that was some kind of retcon...?
[11:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat a dumass
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> So you... aino is Sailor V?!
[11:58] <Cést_la_V> Bongo!!
[11:58] <FireFly_9> "Bingo".
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> ....
[11:58] <Cést_la_V> Well??
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> I don't want any trouble here
[11:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL WUSS
[11:59] <Cést_la_V> He still remembers how I lit his butt on fire!!! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
[11:59] <// J_Daito //> Look V... I'm just gonna back slowly away from this channel
[11:59] <=^catablanca^=> Will you relax, do you really think Mina would torture youma for days?
[12:00] <Cést_la_V> But was that a SLOW torture?
[12:00] * // J_Daito // ponders

[12:00] <// J_Daito //> I can't believe that "Sailor Goofball" was the dread menace of Shitennou Danburite
[12:01] <Cést_la_V> Sailor What.
[12:01] *** // J_Daito // [] has left #suburbansenshi (Going to doctor for extraction of foot from mouth)

[12:02] <=^catablanca^=> CyborgMoon, there was no torture or anything like that, as you can see Jedite was just misinformed
[12:02] <FireFly_9> That happens a lot in the fog of war.
[12:03] <Cést_la_V> What really happened was so sad!
[12:03] <=^catablanca^=> Sailor V was confronted by Kaitou Ace on a rooftop one day
[12:07] <Cést_la_V> He tried to attack me, but I countered with a 'crescent beam' which sent him over the edge of the rooftop
[12:07] <=^catablanca^=> Mina caught his arm before he could fall, but...
[12:08] <Cést_la_V> But after he said some things to me, he disintegrated
[12:09] <=^catablanca^=> And we knew it was time to move on and join the other Senshi... Jedite was about to appear
[12:09] * Cést_la_V weeps

[12:09] <Cést_la_V> It's so sad!!
[12:09] <FireFly_9> And on that somber note we conclude this week's "Ask the Suburban Senshi"
[12:10] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan, you're moving in today right?
[12:10] <FireFly_9> Almost done packing
[12:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wha whaa?
[12:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're leaving the house?!
[12:11] <FireFly_9> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Indeed.
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