Suburban Senshi: We Be Unorthodoxed
#422: “Souichi Tomoe: Under the Lab Coat”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Madness continues =-'
[18:20] <GERMATOID> OWWWWWW!
[18:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Prof, for such a smart man that was pretty dumb asking Hotaru to type up your answers for you, especially considering what they are and what you were doing at the time
[18:20] <GERMATOID> I WASN'T THINKING!
[18:21] <FireFly_9> You *couldn't* think, there was no blood left in your brain!
[18:21] <Cést_la_V> ... Is this what goes on in your house all the time, Hotaru-chan?
[18:21] <FireFly_9> You have... NO idea.
[[ INFO ]]
Name: Tomoe Souichi
Status: Single, hungry!
Crush: I love my Kaoli-kun!
How long have you liked him/her: Ever since the first day she materialized in my lab and gave me a backrub with her bre...err, hands...
Current hair color: SHOCKINGLY white
Eye color: Beautifully Soft Brown
Birthplace: Japan
Shoe size: Only my women know for sure! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Do you have a bf: There was this one lab assistant who kept looking at me funny....

[[when was the last time you..]]
Kissed someone: I snogged the clone of my dead lab assistant in the back of an aeroplane just before my daughter decapitated her
Talked to an ex: Impossible-- I vapourized all my ex-flames
Had a nightmare: A while back I dreamt that my late wife came back to life and dragged me into the grave, and she wasn't interested in playing "twister"

[[ Other ]]
Psychological problems: What? I'm the only sane one here! Everyone else is MAD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Last song you heard: Verdi's "Requiem Mass Dies Irae"
Do you look like any celebrities: I bear a striking resemblance to Orville Redenbacher
Do your friends 'know' you: They think they do, but they're decieved
Most listened to bands: is Wagner a band?
Are you an anarchist: Not really, I just wanted to bring the world under my heel
Do you dislike "preps": No, they paid for my exorbitant evil lifestyle
Do your night time activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting: Not anymore, the days of Daimon chugfests were brought to an end
Have you ever slept in an alley or park: Once with Kaolinite we frolicked in the rain and found ourselves in a small wet cardboard box-- after we took the pure heart of its indigent owner we "slept" in the box

[[DESCRIBE YOUR..]]
[x] Wallet – Don't have one, I hax0r bank accounts for my green
[x] Hairbrush- Van De Graff generator
[x] Toothbrush – solid ivory soft blue bristles
[x] Jewelry worn daily - A lab key on a string around my neck, a wedding band, my decorative ultra-reflective glasses
[x] Pillow cover – striped cotton cover
[x] Blanket – fuzzy and green with the scent of a clone
[x] Coffee cup – CUP? I have a CISTERN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[x] Sunglasses – my regular glasses are stylish enough!
[x] Underwear- silk boxers
[x] Favorite shirt – Blue on Blue stripes
[x] Cologne/Perfume – Brut
[x] CD in stereo right now – Pi OST
[x] Tattoos - 0
[x] Piercings – 0
[x] What you are wearing now – lab coat, socks, Kaolinite 4
[x] In my mouth – Kaolinite 4, several fillings and a bridge
[x] In my head – "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
[x] Wishing – That Hotaru doesn't come in and spoil the fun
[x] After this – hide the clone ASAP
[x] Fetishes – If I showed you, I'd have to kill you... that's the only way it could work for me these days
[x] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? – Everyone, so I could rule the barren wasteland of Earth
[x] Person you wish you could see right now – I could use Kaolinites I - III right now
[x] Is next to you – Kaoli IV
[x] Some of your favorite movies – The Mad Professor, Flubber, Alien
[x] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month – Kaolinite IV, me, a sauna and a copy of the Kama Sutra
[x] The last thing you ate -- That's not appropriate for a public post! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
[x] Something that you are deathly afraid of – Hotaru and her Glaive
[x] Do you like candles – yes
[x] Do you like incense – yes
[x] Do you like the taste of blood – Not really, too sweet
[x] Do you believe in love – yes
[x] Do you believe in soul mates – yes
[x] Do you believe in love at first sight – yes
[x] What do you want done with your body when you die – Die? MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
[x] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be – I have a pet, a small Cthulthu-class daemon Pharaoh 95
[x] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - Ask Kaoli, I stay up for hours at a time! All that Spam is TRUE!
[x] Can you eat with chopsticks – yes
[x] What's your favorite coin – I despise cash
[x] What are some of your favorite candies -- Goobers and Mounds
[x] What's something that you wish people would understand – I loved my wife, and still do but I have needs today
[x] What's something you wish you could understand better – Hotaru and her odd sense of personal morality
[x] Who is someone that you really wish was still around – Keiko-sama (but not RIGHT now because she'd be PISSED, unless she wanted to join in! MUAHAHAHAHA!)

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