Suburban Senshi: The Darkest Corner of Subculture
#400: “Sailor Moon - Another Story Adventure Log 1”

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[02:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok so like to get a taste of Jed's Pain I loaded up this SNES emulator and stuck in the Sailor Moon: Another Story Game
[02:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've never played this
[02:32] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I'm in that game!!
[02:32] <FireFly_9> Everyone's in that game.
[02:32] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> I'm not, yo!
[02:32] <FireFly_9> Thank heaven for small mercies.
[02:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So anyway I start it up and I'm playing USAGI of all people, instead of my superbad self
[02:33] <Mdm_Maestro> In this case it's trading *up* Haruka.
[02:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[02:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So like first I get LOST in my OWN damn HOUSE
[02:34] <FireFly_9> You mean Usagi's house.
[02:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAN I AM TEH USAGI!!
[02:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol dats lik aming reel low
[02:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... So I wander into the kid brother's room and he gives me some sass. So I decide to punch his ass out but I can't seem to find the right button
[02:35] <FireFly_9> ...
[02:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ZSNES with keyboard mappings is a PITA
[02:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I et outside, and I meet this dude who looks like a reject from a Ricola commerical who offers me some "medicine" to heal me
[02:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean WTF this is JAPAN, not Canada! First of all no damn Gaijin is gonna come running up disrupting MY WA and offering me [BLEEP] out of the blue
[02:36] <FireFly_9> Correct. In Japan only natives are allowed to harass one another with tissue packets.
[02:37] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> YO dat stuff's like the s[BLEEP]t when you're [BLEEP]ing off to some online pr0n s[BLEEP]t
[02:38] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked BLK_5T4LL10N from #suburbansenshi (REASON: That last one didn't even RHYME man )

[02:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And then some fatass woman tries to hook me up with her handsome kid. HAH! She looks like that fatss from DBZ whose kids got beat up by Trunks and Goten, y'know, Ichose and that other dude... if THOSE are her kids I feel DAMN sorry for Virtual Usagi!
[02:39] <FireFly_9> So have you accomplished anything of worth in the game yet, Haruka-poppa?
[02:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I stood in the middle of the road and tried to get Usagi run over, but apparently magic space rock prevents her extermination.
[02:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol dat sits sabed mi azz lamme tall ye!1
[02:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh I wonder what's gonna happen next
[02:40] <FireFly_9> You realize that game is almost 10 years old now? Depressing...
[02:41] <FireFly_9> Keh. Stupid resurrection syndrome...
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