*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= Desperate Times call for Desperate measures=-'
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok so politics aside, how did that thing with Google work?
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<GERMATOID> IT'S VERY SIMPLE! IF EVERYONE SAYS "
GEORGE BUSH IS A MISERABLE FAILURE" AND HYPERLINKS THAT PHRASE TO HIS BIOGRAPHY PAGE, GOOGLE WILL ASSOCIATE THE TWO CONCEPTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> So it's a google bump!!
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<GERMATOID> GOOGLE *BOMB*
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> So... this would work with any phrase?
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<GERMATOID> IF YOU GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE IN ON IT!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> So like... if I said "
Kitagawa Keiko" and I linked to it, it would lead Google to the
Kitagawa Keiko info page?
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<GERMATOID> BUT YOU'D NEED TO DO IT FROM A HIGHLY RATED SITE! JUST LINKING "
KITAGAWA KEIKO" TO THE
KITAGAWA KEIKO INFO PAGE FROM ANY OLD SITE WOULDN'T DO!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Why couldn't I just link "
Kitagawa Keiko" anywhere I wanted to?
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<GERMATOID> YOU NEED TO START FROM A PAGE WITH A HIGH PAGE RANK! OTHERWISE GOOGLE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU LINKED
KITAGAWA KEIKO FROM YOUR PAGE
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<// J_Daito //> This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the #1 search for "
Kitagawa Keiko" actually goes to the article you wrote for the
Kitagawa Keiko site, yet it ignores the copy on that site in favour of the one on
[THE HAPPY PLACE].com now does it, w3b mast4r?
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Absolutely not! it has NOTHING to do with the fact that the #1 search for "
Kitagawa Keiko" actually goes to the article I wrote for the
Kitagawa Keiko site, yet it ignores the copy on that site in favour of the one on
[THE HAPPY PLACE].com!!
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<FireFly_9> This is so incredibly sad... it's as if you'll do anything to work the hyperlinked words "
Kitagawa Keiko" into a sentence...
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror itz a facking brulliant ieada, al u gat 2 du iz stack da wrodz
katagewa kako in2 a setencen n lik bost yer gogle rateingz
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, that'll give Google a headache there, chibi-chan-- you can't even SPELL
Kitagawa Keiko correctly
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<GERMATOID> BUT I TOLD YOU IT'S POINTLESS, THIS HAS TO BE DONE FROM A HIGHLY PAGERANKED SITE! FOR EXAMPLE,
KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM IS PAGERANKED 0/10!
[THE HAPPY PLACE].COM, ON THE OTHER HAND IS RANKED 4/10!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hmm? And what of Suburban Senshi? How do we fare against the likes of
[THE HAPPY PLACE].com and
Kitagawa Keiko.com?
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<GERMATOID> 4/10... NOT A BAD PLACE TO START IF YOU WANTED TO BEGIN SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT
KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM
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<GERMATOID> BUT IF YOU LINKED TO
KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM FROM HERE AND
[THE HAPPY PLACE] ON A PERMANENT BASIS IT MIGHT GO EVEN HIGHER! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hmm... I wonder if I could bribe the webmaster of the two sites to introduce permalinks to
Kitagawa Keiko.com? ... oh wait. Heheheheh...
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<Mdm_Maestro> What is WRONG with all of you!?
Kitagawa Keiko this, and
Kitagawa Keiko that! All you speak of is
Kitagawa Keiko, as if she could some how match MY world renowned genius and artistic flair! Why, comparing me to
Kitagawa Keiko is like comparing a swedish yodeler to a Soprano singer!
Kitagawa Keiko indeed!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But what does
Kitagawa Keiko have to do with the Ricola guy or Tony Soprano's crew?
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<FireFly_9> Everyone, I do believe this inspid
Kitagawa Keiko joke has been played out now, don't you?
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<// J_Daito //> Yes, there is such a thing as too many
Kitagawa Keiko jokes, unlike say, Hama Chisaki, who is perpetually a perfect target for gastronomically based guffaws
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So no more talking about
Kitagawa Keiko then
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<// J_Daito //> Nope, no more
Kitagawa Keiko... there's a whole site for that
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Speaking of which, you lot are on call for MST duty over at
Kitagawa Keiko.com
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<FireFly_9> I don't think having the Suburban Senshi invade
Kitagawa Keiko.com would work out very well.
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<GERMATOID> YOU NOTICE WE'VE HAD THIS LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT
KITAGAWA KEIKO AND REI.BOT HASN'T SAID ANYTHING?
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<- spiritflame -> doppelganger mine
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<- spiritflame -> kitagawa keiko she is
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<- spiritflame -> threatens uniqueness
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that doesn't sound good for
kitagawa Keiko
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<GERMATOID> ERR, I HAD A NASTY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WHOLE
KITAGAWA KEIKO THING ACTUALLY
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> What about this
Kitagawa Keiko thing
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<GERMATOID> WHAT IF NOW, THANKS TO OUR POWER, THE FIRST GOOGLE SEARCH HIT FOR
KITAGAWA KEIKO NOW LEADS HERE?
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Won't
Kitagawa-sanbe surprised?!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> keatagawa kako'll B facking tramatized!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> So then it would be in my best interests to get OTHER people to link to
Kitagawa Keiko.com then?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? You sayin' we're not GOOD ENOUGH to link to
Kitagawa Keiko.com or something?!
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Yo Yo Yo YO YO YO
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> You stupid punks B goin on about
Kitagawa Keiko.com
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> But what the hell's yo malfunction,
Kitagawa's not da bomb
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Anybody wants to link to a hi-class site
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> They just need to come HERE, cuz Pegasus' in a house, auite?!
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Just because
Keiko-san thinks she's
Hino Rei--
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Dat don't meen
Kitagawa got
s[BLEEP]t else ta say!
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> She mite tink she's da senshi of fire--
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> but all in all,
Kitagawa's just a big fat liar!
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> She's just an actor, playin' a part
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Ain't nobody gonna remember
Kitagawa when she's a dried up ol' fart!
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> But da Pegasus, he's here ta stay
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> His legend's infernally eternal, not like the tale'a dat
wannabe Hino Rei
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Word LIFE mother
[BLEEP]ers! I B out!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you killed him, 'Taru
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<FireFly_9> Like the starfish, he regenerates.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol n 1 dey he'l B mi mn agun!
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