Suburban Senshi: It's Deja Vu all over again.
#356: “Laying the Odds”

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*** Topic is '-= The Die is Cast =-'
[13:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay, I went to survivor and got the RAW brand matches
[13:12] <// J_Daito //> Hehehe... time for you to make your predictions, Hotaru
[13:13] <FireFly_9> Very well.
[13:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Also, since there are only four Raw brand matches listed today, I'm gonna throw in one Smackdown! match in case of a tie
[13:14] <FireFly_9> Unfair! I haven't been following Smackdown! lately.
[13:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But with your "Law of Pushes" you shouldn't need to
[13:15] <FireFly_9> Fine.
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Here we go:
[13:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Team Austin vs. Team Bischoff
[13:16] <FireFly_9> Team Austin, because according to the match stipulations if he loses Stone Cold would leave.
[13:16] <FireFly_9> Austin is one of RAW's biggest draws, there is no way they would make him leave. Further, since if he wins, he will be able to beat up any superstar he wants,
[13:17] <FireFly_9> And as we all know that is what the fans want anyway, his team will win.
[13:18] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But I want Bischoff to win so it can be like WCW again!!
[13:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
[13:18] <FireFly_9> Yet another reason why Bischoff won't win... McMahon hired him just to rub the demise of WCW in his face.
[13:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah you notice that BOTH Bischoff and Heyman, his two worst competitors, now work for him?
[13:20] <FireFly_9> An egomaniac's wildest dream.
[13:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Next match: the Ambulance match between Shane McMahon and Kane
[13:21] <FireFly_9> I pick Shane, because of the McMahon family ego. Also because I believe Kane won the last Pay Per View match between the two of them, and this would even things up should they wish to escalate the feud even further.
[13:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thnk the feud's def. gonna end tho
[13:24] <// J_Daito //> Why, because the ads said so? heh
[13:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up
[13:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The next match is the Women's Championship, between Lita and Molly.
[13:25] <FireFly_9> Lita. Coming off her injury, her push will be unstoppable.
[13:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You mena like monday when it stopped
[13:26] <FireFly_9> In retrospect that was to build tension for the Pay-Per-View... Molly Holly is not going to come out the victor.
[13:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, and the last Raw brand match they have listed there, Goldberg vs. Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship
[13:30] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> The *WCW* Championship
[13:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WCW is DEAD and BURIED, get OVER it!... moreover that's not even the same belt... while it has the same shape, it's too shiny, and it has an extra bump at the top with a WWE logo in it
[13:31] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> uso
[13:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Take a CLOSE look at it sometime, it's not the same belt, but an incredible simulation
[13:32] <// J_Daito //> devious
[13:32] <FireFly_9> I predict HHH will win, for one thing due to his close ties with the McMahon family
[13:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh he IS family now
[13:32] <FireFly_9> God help us... yes, he is... also, Goldberg, being a creature of WCW, has not been pushed to the extent he should have been to make him what he once was, so
[13:33] <FireFly_9> It's likely they'll drop the belt to HHH to keep him relevant and have Goldberg "hunt" for it for a while.
[13:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, it's a bad thing to actually "hope" for someone to get hurt, but I can't say I shed too many tears when HHH tears a hamstring or something
[13:34] <// J_Daito //> But Ten'ou, you've seen that that STILL doesn't stop him
[13:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh... Alien Abduction might be the only answer.
[13:35] <FireFly_9> McMahon would them introduce a midget lookalike or someone "channeling" HHH to keep his presence alive.
[13:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, don't give him ideas!!
[13:36] <FireFly_9> And what's the Smackdown! Tiebreaker match?
[13:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tajiri vs. Knoble for the Cruiserwieght Gold.
[13:37] <FireFly_9> Tajiri's been getting a push, what with that new stable forming around him, so I give it to him.
[13:37] <// J_Daito //> And lets not forget the stakes! If Haruka loses she has to publicly badmouth pro wrestling, buy a Wrestling ticket to go see RAW, meet Stone Cold Steve Austin and call him a trickster and a fraud to his face, and
[13:42] <// J_Daito //> if Hotaru loses she has to go meet that creep Lawler and tell him how much she LOVES wrestling and wants to DATE him, and I'll take pictures!!
[13:43] <FireFly_9> _;
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's the part you like, isn't it JEd?
[13:43] <FireFly_9> You don't care about the doctrinal issues at all, do you?
[13:44] <// J_Daito //> Of course not, I just want to see one of you get utterly humiliated....
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