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<Mdm_Maestro> Well, as I've been conscripted, let's begin and get this over with
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<Mdm_Maestro> Oh, we will answer as many questions as are in our inbox today, as a way of making up for the lack of updates this week
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<Mdm_Maestro> This is your way of torturing me, isn't it, Xadium?
[17:14] * [ Dr_Xadium ] whistles innocently
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<Mdm_Maestro> First we have Cyborgmoon, who asks:
I have to ask Jedite something: Do you have any updates on the "Suburban Sergeants" Live Action Show that you
sold the rights to from a while back?
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<// J_Daito //> Well, not yet, I'm waiting on Xadium to actually get to that point with the Suburban Senshi fanfics...
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Man...
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<// J_Daito //> He hasn't even covered us getting back to Japan after the Tenka-ichi Budokai yet
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<Mdm_Maestro> Or my plan for world domination
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<FireFly_9> Or my time travel...
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<GERMATOID> OR MY NEW PET!!
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<// J_Daito //> So I mean, he's WAAY behind.
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> How would you like to be replaced by a small dog in the continuity?
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> An accident prone dog
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<// J_Daito //> Stop self-inserting
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> It's ecchi!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> DO NOT FORGET WHO IS TEH CHANN3L OP HEAH!
[17:18] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Impudence )
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<Mdm_Maestro> Cyborgmoon also writes:
I have a proposal for the true life story
of Professor Tomoe. However, I had to use some poetic licensing in order for the production companies to consider it.
Tell me what you think...
*Frantic piano playing*
Announcer: "Doctor Tomoe Souichi: Madman, Scientist. Searching for gateways to all alternate worlds and dimensions.
Then an accidental overdose of Gamma radiation alters his body chemistry."
FX: Lightning flashes and thunder crashes
Announcer: "And now when Tomoe Souichi grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs."
FX: Monster roars, more lightning.
Announcer: "The creature is driven by rage, and is pursued by an annoying high school student."
Tomoe Souichi: "Ms. Usagi, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry."
*Music up*
FX: lightning; Monster roars.
Announcer: "The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. Tomoe Souichi is believed to be dead. And he must
let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him."
FX: Monster roars.
'THE UNDENIABLE YOUMA'
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<// J_Daito //> Sounds like one of my dates in the ol' DK
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't need Gamma Radiation, the Tasty Coffee does just fine :)
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<GERMATOID> TRUE! BUT ONE THING
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<GERMATOID> WHY WOULD I TRY TO CONTROL THE RAGING SPIRIT THAT DWELLS WITHIN ME? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<FireFly_9> It's true, he never does...
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<Mdm_Maestro> Our next question is for Haruka, from UltraMatt:
You drink alot. what do you think is the best alcoholic drink in exsitance?
(I don't drink myself). Oh and could you ask Jedite to stuff that over
inflated ego of his down his throat.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... Beer. But not that watered down Amerikanski
[BLEEP]. Pure Ice Cold Canadian Super imported mega Beer. From Molson.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Jed...
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<// J_Daito //> Don't you even dare, Ten'ou.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
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<Mdm_Maestro> Our next question is from sera|shoujo, and it is again, for Haruka. (What, have I suddenly become INVISIBLE or something? Did Pluto go back in time and carelessly step on the precious Amoeba that would give rise to my noble family line? Where are MY questions?
hello, this question is for Haruka-sama (i love you), what do you think of the kissing scene between you and Usagi in the manga, you're really in love with her aren't you?
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<Mdm_Maestro> ...
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<Mdm_Maestro> Yes, Haruka, I want to know the answer to this myself, actually.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, Usagi Usagi Usagi usagi uuusaaaagi... *sighs*
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<Mdm_Maestro> Haruka!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tastes like melted sugar candy neko-chan usagiiiii....
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<FireFly_9> Good grief...
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<Mdm_Maestro> HA-RU-KA!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh? Wha? Umm, no, nothing between me and her at all, I don't even think about umm, whassername again?
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<Mdm_Maestro> You and I are going to have along talk about this... over a warm fire...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah..?
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<Mdm_Maestro> YES AS IT'S ROASTED THE LIFE OUT OF YOU, TRAITOROUS SHE-BIT
[BLEEP]!!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haha... spppunkay...
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<Mdm_Maestro> Gah!
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<Mdm_Maestro> Our NEXT letter is from Jupiter Knight, who writes:
Greetings Friends (and spore).
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gretings U punkas, i an nit da spoar, U R teh SpoaRR!!!
First off I want to say, I can feel your pain
there Jedite.
You'll get the real deal(Someday... wish I could help you out
man. If there is anything I can do, just let me know.)
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<// J_Daito //> Do you know how to reprogram virtuous Shinto Fembots by any chance there, bud?
... Hotaru, you are
the Senshi I respect the most(My favorite is definitely Mako-chan and wish
she would do a guest appearance). I don't know why everyone keeps calling
you goth Hotaru. You don't resemble anything like it.
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<FireFly_9> Why, thank you so much!
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<// J_Daito //> Yeah we'll just ignore the pallid complexion
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The black wardrobe
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<Mdm_Maestro> The antisocial behaviour
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da werd az hobiez
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<FireFly_9> Why, *thank you so much* everyone.
And Minako-chan, very
nice picture but don't tell Mako-chan I said that. She may put me in the
dawg-house.
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Thank you thank you!! It's only fitting that the Goddess of Love and Beauty should look the most beautiful!!
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<Mdm_Maestro> If you're the Goddess of Love then I'm King Neptune himself
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> According to SOS you probably are
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<// J_Daito //> Hah and Ten'ou is the Goddess of "Wind" hahaah
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh very damn funny
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<// J_Daito //> The Ancient Sumerian Goddess Ur-Anus hahahaha
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You nrver get tired of that one, do you?
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<Mdm_Maestro> Jupiter Knight also asks:
How do you all like Chibi-loser the spore, I mean don't you just want to
strang... er hug her to death? She's kinda like that athelete's foot fungus
that just won't go away. She fakes like the 30th century writes like that
but if history serves me well she had schooling in the 20th century Japan.
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Oh like she ever went to school!!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shat op, mikakno!!"
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I know her the best her out of everyone except maybe Hotaru (who was a baby during Chibiusa-chan's School daze), and when "Rabbit-chan" wasn't busy hitting up her Father, or flirting with that Pony, or hanging out on the streets of Tokyo with "Silicon" Momoko she was
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> SHAT DA FAK OP U BATCH IM GONA KIL u!!! OMG U GONA DI!!!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Anytime, sister!!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ok lik hoe boat 3 o cock tomoroe?
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> It's a date!!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now don't go making any other duel dates, Minako
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<// J_Daito //> LOL she'll have to tell Chibiusa she has to go to the bathroom, then run across town to her next combatant
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ....
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<FireFly_9> Chibiusa is my best friend, I could not condone anyone strangulating her...
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no itz ok Elioz tld mi itz god
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<FireFly_9> what?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> it maks him fel bater wen wi
[BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
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<// J_Daito //> (vomit)
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<FireFly_9> Oh good god
[17:51] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ transforms!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Despite what the Ancient Greek Legends might allow, I as the Goddess of Love cannot permit this sick bestiality!!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Chibiusa-chan, it's wrong to help horses engage in ero
[BLEEP] asphyxiation, no matter how good it might make them feel!! Stop this madness at once, or in the name of Venus, I wil punish you!!
[17:54] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ de-transforms
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol venas rimes wit penas
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> My whole impressive speech and *that* was all you could say?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibi-chan sure does bring out the most
[BLEEP]ed up in everyone
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<- spiritflame -> chibi usagi
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<- spiritflame -> her demented s
[BLEEP]ual games
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<- spiritflame -> the growing horror
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<// J_Daito //> No, Rei-babe, it's when he whips it out... the "glowing horror"
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok that's enough you guys
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<Mdm_Maestro> Finally a question for ME! (and Haruka I suppose) from Knifey:
This one's for Haruka and Michiru. Do you two feel your spot is secure as the best yuri couple ever or do you need to still "work out the bugs"?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh god not again
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<Mdm_Maestro> IS OUR POSITION STILL IN QUESTION!?
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sadly I know what my *position* will be in 10 seconds time
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<Mdm_Maestro> JEdite, give me the manacles and the pepper spray! Tomoe, get me a cellphone, and Hotaru prepare the melting candles!!
[17:59] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (They will spread legends about us)
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait mich
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<FireFly_9> I think they are going to secure their position, no matter what
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<// J_Daito //> It's like two drunken elephants have decided to use the upstairs bed as a trampoline...
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<GERMATOID> I'D CALL IT 5.6 ON THE RICHTER!!
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<FireFly_9> A Tsunami warning has been issued for the Suburbs of Tokyo...
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<- spiritflame -> mad passion burns them
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<- spiritflame -> my sacred duty arises
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<- spiritflame -> starcat's query next
Prof. Tomoe(or is it Dr. Tomoe?), have you ever been to a website called Hack This Site or would you go? This question actually goes out to all the Sub.Sen. except Chibi-runt..she couldn't make it if she tried.
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<GERMATOID> I AM A PROFESSOR WHO IS A DOCTOR BUT GETS CALLED PROFESSOR BECAUSE HE TEACHES THE OTHER DOCTORS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<GERMATOID> I DON'T NEED TO GO TO A SITE HACKING EXERCISE! I HACK MY OWN SERVERS EVERYDAY!!
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<// J_Daito //> Yes, which is why this domain is about as stable as a rowboat on fire in a typhoon
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<GERMATOID> BAH!
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<FireFly_9> I'm not really into computers as anything more than information gathering tools, so I doubt I would take the challenge.
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I lik onle us da cumputar 2 have sibersax wit ppl!!
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<// J_Daito //> Nobody asked you, runt! I would go, but I only know COBOL and FORTRAN 66, so I might be at some slight disadvantage
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I only use computers for Email!! But they keep exploding on me!!
[18:08] *** ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (Broken Pipe)
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<FireFly_9> When will that girl realize her power to control the element of metal makes her dangerous around machinery?
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<// J_Daito //> You mean there's a REASON?
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<- spiritflame -> hacking a site
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<- spiritflame -> simplicity for an android
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<- spiritflame -> KnightNephrite is next
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<// J_Daito //> Oh, and yes, Starcat, you can defintely insult the spore on air, we do it all the time
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> UR a fackin inslut!!
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<// J_Daito //> Silence you pus-filled piece of splattered acne!
First I'd like to say to Dr. X, very nice pic of Minako-san up in the corner there. She's a cutie. ^_^
Now my question is for Haruka-san. Is it just me or does Elios sound an awful lot like John Cena from WWE Smackdown??
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Thank you!!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Thank you!!
[18:13] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ looks at Xadium
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> What. It was addressed to me.
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> My beauty makes the picture!! You had no role in it!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Without the picture there would be no display of that beauty!!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Ludicrous!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Oh yeah?!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Yeah!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Well then instead of this:
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Kakkoi...
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Instead of that, I could always put this abomination up:
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Kimochi Warui...
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<// J_Daito //> Damn, girl, you got shafted royally in the Live Action Department...
[18:20]
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Shut up!! Let's have a look at your Live Action rotted teeth shall we?!
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Sorry Xadium-chan!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Normally I would say sucking up would be futile, but damn I can't stand that picture either... AUGHH
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<// J_Daito //> Japanese popular culture... Marlboro Man meets Aino Minako
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz favla cotunri!!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Well, judging by the imminent failure of the house's structural integrity, I say it might be a few minutes yet before Haruka can answer the question, so I will... Does Elios sound like John Cena? Well let me put it this way, you aren't "Cena" things!
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<- spiritflame -> Xadium's punning
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<- spiritflame -> its failure brings the shame
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<- spiritflame -> incensed OP strikes
[18:26] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked - spiritflame - from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Haiku Spoutin' motha[BLEEP]ah)
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<// J_Daito //> Wasn't that some fan's description of Trieze Kushrenada from Gundam W?
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> heh
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I'll continue the hosting!! Because EVERYONE likes my picture!!
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nit mi U ulgy az batch!
[18:27] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked .'~SugaBB_2999~'. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: HEATHENOUS BLASPHEMY!!!)
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> @}-,-'--
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<// J_Daito //> Suckup
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<FireFly_9> She stole those from Tuxedo Mask...
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<// J_Daito //> lol
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Our last question is from Crest, who writes:
I don't know if you can answer this or not considering its more of a question for Motoki-san, but...well in PGSM what is his deal with the turtle?! Every time I see him in the show he's with that turtle...its starting to creep me out! So does anyone know what his deal is?
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<// J_Daito //> Well, I think it's his Menchi-brand emergency food supply, but after hearing about the tales of Chibi-oozer's mad animal love with Peggy Suss, I think there might be something a little more... disgusting going on...
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<GERMATOID> I THINK THE TURTLE IS ACTUALLY THE MASTER AND MOTOKI IS THE SLAVE!!
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<// J_Daito //> By Metallia, but that could be taken the wrong way...
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<FireFly_9> Indeed... I think he just is a lonely lonely fellow who has naught but his turtle to pet...
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<// J_Daito //> Yes, he "pets his turtle" when he's all alone
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<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Ecchi! I just think he's weird!! Much weirder than the one I know!!
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<GERMATOID> HEY THE HOUSE HAS STOPPED RUMBLING
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Help...me,,,,
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<Mdm_Maestro> Excellent... this photos will inspire a whole new wave of Doujinshi and fanfiction!
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> ...
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<[ Dr_Xadium ]> And on that disgusting note, we bid you adieu until next Friday (look for some MiSTings before then)... so remember, if
you have a question for us, just send it to
Ask the Suburban Senshi! We can make you famous ... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer!
Since we get so many questions, we have to ask that you limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Thanks! Later!!
