*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= All Across the Nation =-'
[20:53] <- spiritflame -> Phasing Cloaking Shield
[20:53] <- spiritflame -> The Treacherous Admiral
[20:53] <- spiritflame -> TOS rehashed again
[20:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEhehe it's almost time for RAW!
[20:54] <// J_Daito //> Okay, I'm going to try to be quicker on the draw with weird matches, like that Paul Heyman trying to screw The Undertaker
[20:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh WWE is rubbing off on you
[20:55] <// J_Daito //> I think NOT
[20:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, we always thought you were a bit thick
[20:59] <FireFly_9> The trick, of course, is going to be calling the outcomes of the matches before they end...
[21:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, matches are positively short in modern wrestling
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> You'd know all about finishing early, wouldn't you, Haruka?
[21:00] <// J_Daito //> I didn't think your "modern" relationships had that kind of problem
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm a Tag Match... Booker T and... RVD versus...
[21:01] <FireFly_9> Even without knowing the opposition I predict a loss or a DQ win for them
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's bold...
[21:02] <FireFly_9> They need to take a hit to boost the heat for the PPV
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You talk like a pro, T'aru...
[21:02] <// J_Daito //> Opponents are Jericho and Christian...
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> On skill, RVD and BT should win, let's see who does...
[21:05] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol xtan and jerico loked totaly ghey in dat hug
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It was a GROUP HUDDLE
[21:05] <// J_Daito //> More like a group "cuddle"
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[21:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jericho! Van Dam! ECW! ECW!
[21:08] <FireFly_9> That low blow...
[21:08] <GERMATOID> OUCH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> van dam iz lik da imposibel!!
[21:10] <- spiritflame -> Jericho grabs foot
[21:10] <- spiritflame -> evil ones victorious
[21:10] <- spiritflame -> Hotaru advances
[21:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[21:12] <Mdm_Maestro> "Coach" looks like a total git
[21:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y doez astin hav a fixashun on azes?
[21:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ACHEEV DA ISOMOSHUN!!1
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I love the commercials with that stupid guy haha
[21:17] <// J_Daito //> Did JR just call Terri a "terrier"?
[21:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Hard to tell with all that cotton he stuffs in his mouth
[21:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, uhh, Hotaru, Terri vs. Molly? Prediction?
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Funny. WHAT?!
[21:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- laughs
[21:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL for a minute you thought she would actually fight
[21:20] <// J_Daito //> HBK needs to cut his damn hair
[21:21] <Mdm_Maestro> let us once again recapitulate the rules for the survivor series match for the benefit of the one reclusive hermit living on a deserted island who hasn't heard them
[21:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha Austin is socially awkward
[21:22] <// J_Daito //> No he's "Austistic"
[21:22] <FireFly_9> That camera angle makes Austin's head look really tiny. Really really tiny.
[21:23] <// J_Daito //> Roid's'll do that
[21:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ewe astin neds shan....
[21:24] <// J_Daito //> hah hah they tried to trick us...
[21:25] <GERMATOID> HOTARU'S RIGHT, IN ORDER TO HAVE A BRA AND PANTIES MATCH WITH TORRIE, BROCK WOULD HAVE TO WEAR THEM TOO! MUAHAHAHAAHAH!
[21:27] <// J_Daito //> Somewhere a Farker is going mad with Photoshop
[21:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What is WITH this Christain / Lita thing?!
[21:29] <// J_Daito //> Stalking.
[21:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOOOOOOOOO!
[21:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Batista certainly is impressive
[21:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah...
[21:29] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks at Michiru
[21:30] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Batista
[21:30] <FireFly_9> I don't even have to see the opponent to say Batista will win or lose by DQ after a bout of unbelievable cruelty
[21:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well it's Maven, and we've seem "good" guys cheat, lately so I bet he'll cheat to win or at least maime for a DQ win for Batista.
[21:31] <// J_Daito //> Hahaah both of you are ignoring the real life physics which would say Batista would win, you're all going by storylines
[21:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well we'll see who's right
[21:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i bat on horatru
[21:33] <- spiritflame -> Maven is Crushed
[21:33] <- spiritflame -> Hotaru smiles in pure joy
[21:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haruka's wet tears
[21:36] <- spiritflame -> score two to nothing
[21:39] <FireFly_9> I predict that Shawn Michaels will win over Mark Henry
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, ok
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> You know Hotaru's point is being made quite well tonight, she's guessing the outcomes without even knowing *opponents*
[21:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[21:41] <// J_Daito //> Jindrak looks like a cut, ripped Shane Douglas after liposuction
[21:42] <FireFly_9> The Dudleys will crush them despite their cheating.
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> Isn't that a risky call considering they are being pushed? Wouldn't it be safer to say they'll lose by DQ?
[21:43] <FireFly_9> Their push vs. The Dudley Boyz is like an ocean ripple running into Tsunami.
[21:46] <// J_Daito //> HAH it's non title!
[21:46] * FireFly_9 sweatdrops
[21:46] <FireFly_9> I may regret it but I will stand by my prediction...
[21:46] <// J_Daito //> But now the dudleyz have nothing to lose...
[21:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But 'Taru aren't you basing that on the skill of the players rather than the stoeyline?
[21:48] <FireFly_9> Keeping the Dudleyz reputation
[21:48] <// J_Daito //> Is UTTERLY UNNECESSARY
[21:49] <// J_Daito //> Last chance to change your bet
[21:49] <FireFly_9> No.
[21:50] <// J_Daito //> These kids have skill
[21:51] <FireFly_9> No, don't interfere...
[21:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHA TOO BAD
[21:51] <- spiritflame -> winning streak snapped
[21:52] <- spiritflame -> Big Poppa Pump lifts Stacy
[21:52] <- spiritflame -> WWE scores one
[21:53] <// J_Daito //> Heh I should be playing this damn game
[21:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They're Gaining, Hotaru
[21:56] <FireFly_9> I gathered that, thank you.
[22:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Recapitulation of premise #5446467543903
[22:02] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. yanz
[22:02] <FireFly_9> Wonder what Bischoff added to the contract
[22:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WCW man
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> You wish
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> McMahon still has an inferiority complex about it
[22:07] <GERMATOID> SHOULDN'T HE HAVE TAKEN THE POLL BEFORE HE SIGNED?
[22:07] <Mdm_Maestro> The concept of causality is too much for SCSA.
[22:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Batista shaved bald and dyed green would make a BADASS Piccolo for the DBZ movie
[22:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Val Venis with a Ho Train?
[22:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shshshs venas rimes wit penas!!
[22:14] <FireFly_9> That's kind of the point...
[22:14] <FireFly_9> Val Venis will win. Period. Rico will not.
[22:14] <// J_Daito //> Reasoning?
[22:15] <FireFly_9> Venis has been off RAW lately and he has a bevy of attractive escorts, this indicates a push is underway.
[22:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait, it's a tag match
[22:15] <FireFly_9> No it's not... I guess it's Storm and Rico... Storm is... with Venis? Whoever's with Venis will win.
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> So the way Venis swings will determine the match?
[22:17] <FireFly_9> Yes, the fate of the match will lie with the swinging Venis.
[22:17] * FireFly_9 chuckles
[22:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat waz week yo
[22:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Word
[22:18] <- spiritflame -> rico taps out
[22:18] <- spiritflame -> venis swings in lusty glee
[22:19] <- spiritflame -> hotaru has three
[22:19] <// J_Daito //> WTF is little Johnny?!?!!
[22:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink itz hiz venis
[22:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Dr. X new tagline for the Blog: "Suburban Senshi has achieved the Iso Motion"
[22:23] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> lol
[22:24] <// J_Daito //> Also, "We be Unorthodoxed"
[22:24] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> heh
[22:24] <FireFly_9> Trish and John will win
[22:25] <// J_Daito //> Again you don't wait for the opponent
[22:25] <FireFly_9> The law of pushes will be inviolate. It even bested me tonight. Without Lita around, Trish is the alpha female, and John is brand new. But being with Trish makes him more likely to win.
[22:27] <// J_Daito //> I still think Victoria is the most credible active competitor in the Women's division on RAW right now. A fight between her and Shaniqua on Smackdown! would be good.
[22:30] <// J_Daito //> What else would he be pulling...
[22:30] <FireFly_9> J.R. tries to one up the King
[22:30] <Mdm_Maestro> In that kind of competition, no one wins
[22:31] <- spiritflame -> Richards is Smashed
[22:32] <- spiritflame -> Three now does Hotaru have
[22:32] <- spiritflame -> wwe but one
[22:34] <// J_Daito //> So Hotaru, are you going to call this "Hotaru's Law of Inviolate Pushes?"
[22:34] <FireFly_9> ^_^
[22:34] <FireFly_9> The results could be being skewed by proximity to a Pay Per View
[22:35] <GERMATOID> NO BECAUSE IN REAL WRESTLING IT WOULDN'T MATTER WHEN THE MATCHES TOOK PLACE-- THAT ACTUALLY PROVES YOUR LAW
[22:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The night's not over dammit!
[22:35] <GERMATOID> HAD HOTARU ACTUALLY USED THE LAW ON THE DUDLEY'S MATCH SHE WOULD HAVE GOT THAT TOO
[22:36] <GERMATOID> BUT SHE'S SO STUBBORN
[22:36] <FireFly_9> :P
[22:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This whole Goldberg getting taken out by a steel chair to the leg is bull[BLEEP]
[22:38] <FireFly_9> Pure Wrestling physics
[22:38] <// J_Daito //> Umm, Goldberg's entire career is a result of wrestling physics
[22:39] <FireFly_9> Yes but under those laws he should be invulnerable to the chair
[22:39] <// J_Daito //> But WCW made those rules and McMahon trumps them
[22:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok, the Mark Henry HBK match is next, 'Taru says it will be HBK
[22:40] <FireFly_9> Yes indeed.
[22:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm what was the score last week?
[22:41] <- spiritflame -> the beating last week
[22:41] <- spiritflame -> a sweeping decimation
[22:42] <- spiritflame -> five - two, Hotaru
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm, and now it's three to one
[22:43] <// J_Daito //> less matches this week...
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No there was a bonus point in there
[22:44] <// J_Daito //> Still less.
[22:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're right Jed, HBK needs to cut his damn hair... or grow it out
[22:44] <// J_Daito //> Yes it's at that uncomfortably gay middle length
[22:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Henry's hair is that long and
[22:45] <// J_Daito //> And it goes in ringlets like Chibi Chibi
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> Whoa the way JR talks Henry has been on a streak,,, wouldn't the Law of Pushes favour him?
[22:46] <FireFly_9> No, because HBK needs a superior push to build excitement for Survivor Series... his push + the momentum of crushing Henry will accomplish this.
[22:48] <FireFly_9> NO REVISION
[22:48] <// J_Daito //> What?
[22:48] <FireFly_9> Austin factor...
[22:48] <FireFly_9> He will cause Henry to win by accident to generate doubt about HBK in Survivor Series
[22:49] <// J_Daito //> Devious!
[22:50] <Mdm_Maestro> That would be the ultimate test of the Law of Pushes
[22:50] <// J_Daito //> But if Henry wins it wold be a sweep for Bischoff
[22:50] <FireFly_9> EVEN MORE REASON to suspect it...
[22:50] <// J_Daito //> Okay, well it's a very specific prediction... Austin has to cause the loss in some way, OK?
[22:51] <FireFly_9> Agreed.
[22:52] <FireFly_9> ERK
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> heheheh you should have stuck to your guns the first time
[22:52] <- spiritflame -> A Kick to the Chin
[22:53] <- spiritflame -> hotaru's Secondguessing
[22:54] <- spiritflame -> loses her some face
[22:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So it's three to two
[22:55] <FireFly_9> Gah, I shouldn't have changed my prediction
[22:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha you went for the screwjob finish and failed hahahahaha
[22:56] <FireFly_9> Gah, I don't see there being any more matches... so I guess this is it for tonight
[22:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, we have to wait till the very end.
[22:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya mabye will C litel jony
[22:57] <// J_Daito //> hahaha Little Johnny is "2 bag 4 U bich"
[22:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U U basardo
[22:59] <FireFly_9> I want to see Goldberg appear and even things with Batista...
[22:59] <// J_Daito //> That balance is important to you, isn't it?
[22:59] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Goldberg is nothing compared to Sid-sama!!
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOLDBERG!
[23:00] <FireFly_9> heh
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I liked Goldberg's old music, dammit
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mark Henry just... FELL BEFORE HIM
[23:01] <GERMATOID> GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
[23:01] <GERMATOID> GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
[23:01] <GERMATOID> GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
[23:01] <GERMATOID> GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
[23:01] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked GERMATOID from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Flooding)
[23:01] <FireFly_9> Ahh yes this is the Goldberg of old
[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :)
[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know if you'd stuck purely to your law without the screwjob thing or irrationally pushing the Dudleys, you'd have swept it
[23:02] <FireFly_9> Don't remind me... please.
[23:02] <- spiritflame -> austin and goldberg
[23:03] <- spiritflame -> an interesting choice
[23:04] <- spiritflame -> batista will fall
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