Suburban Senshi: Some Sex on TV can't hurt you… unless you fall off!
#347: “Suupa 1000 powaa!!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Wish I could do that =-'
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> I saw all the nifty Sailormoon commercials in the Live Action and I am ENRAGED at the lack of Dark Kingdom Merchandise!
[15:03] <Mdm_Maestro> What, you mean like the "How to fail utterly and completely at your unbelievably simple mission" handbook or "Sychophanty 101 for the Socially maladjusted Dark General set?"
[15:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I miss the ads for the HYPAA POWAA DESKU!
[15:05] <// J_Daito //> That's DBZ, fool
[15:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well why doesn't Sailormoon have a HYPAA POWAA DESKU?
[15:05] <// J_Daito //> Well there was that pink toddler infant spit tray walker type thing
[15:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A "pink toddler infant spit tray walker type thing" does NOT a HYPAA POWAA DESKU Make!!
[15:06] <// J_Daito //> No we should just get a crappy generic piece of kids bedroom furniture and slap a cheaply printed sticker of the "Pretty Guardians" on it
[15:07] <Mdm_Maestro> I was under the impression that that was how Sailor Moon merchandising worked anyway
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> No, traditionally the stickers were quality prints.
[15:08] <GERMATOID> ALL THIS TALK OF "HYPAA POWAA" REMINDS ME OF THIS INSANE FLASH ANIMATION I SAW!
[15:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- loads

[15:08] <// J_Daito //> Man my damn Nutscrape Navicrapper 1.01m won't LOAD IT
[15:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> faking upgrad alredy!!!
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> I'm on a tight budget ever since the Dark Kingdom folded, ok?!
[15:09] <Mdm_Maestro> So tell me something, based on the live action it seems you generals really wanted Beryl to "love you"... so is it true you had unnaturally suggestive longings for the demonic night monarch?
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> Not IRL, but some libertis had to be taken... and I must say, if Beryl had looked like LA Beryl, I might have been "eager" for her "Attentions" myself...
[15:11] <GERMATOID> YOU CAN FIND HER "ATTENTIONS" ON THE WEB QUITE EASILY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:11] <FireFly_9> Papa!!
[15:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY [BLEEP]!!! This flash is un[BLEEP]ing believable!!
[15:12] <FireFly_9> Are you ready to be bested by me at predicting RAW again tonight, Haruka-poppa?
[15:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna cream you, child... Jed, you gonna be the referee?
[15:13] <// J_Daito //> Sure.
[15:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Excellent, then we'll be back at around 9 EST
[15:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, to watch sweaty musclemen in tight underwear heave about the ring like rabid rhinocerii in heat....
[15:15] * Mdm_Maestro will join you all

[15:15] <- spiritflame -> As will I.
[15:16] <FireFly_9> Rei-san... I mean, Rei-bot-san?
[15:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lol she's a "Rei-bot"... Domo Arigatou Ms. Reiboto!
[15:17] <- spiritflame -> the shinto miko
[15:17] <- spiritflame -> her holy spirit powers
[15:17] <- spiritflame -> used for keeping score
[15:19] <// J_Daito //> So are you still my INCREDIBLY HOT girlfriend?
[15:19] <- spiritflame -> Rei-san sees her Jedite
[15:20] <- spiritflame -> and deep within her heart cries
[15:20] <- spiritflame -> let's just be friends
[15:20] <// J_Daito //> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:20] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

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