* // J_Daito // is now known as // TV's J_Daito //
<// J_Daito //> Welcome welcome welcome one and all to yet another fun-filled edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi!"
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Where NONE of the questions are made up by me :P
<// TV's J_Daito //> As Always, I'd liek to introduce my supremely HOT Girlfriend, Hino Rei, who can't stop singing my praises!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Say hi to everyone, Rei-chan!
<- spiritflame -> hi there! what's new!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Thanks babe! Now let's get cracking on the first batch of questions, which are from Cyborgmoon:

My first question is for Hotaru: Of all things to collect, why lamps?

Does anyone else here have something that they collect, as well?


<FireFly_9> Lamps have such an ethereal, mystical quality about them-- the varying miasmas of shaped, coloured and directed light all at play cutting through the oppressive veil of the dark-- truly they represent the innate struggle of man to exert some small measure of control in the midst of the vast, unknown desert of Night.
<GERMATOID> PLUS YOU NEEDED THEM AS A CHILD BECAUSE YOUR NURSERY HAD NO WINDOWS
<FireFly_9> I seem to recall the Van DeGraaf generators providing more than enough light... -_-;
<GERMATOID> I COLLECT TEST SUBJECTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// TV's J_Daito //> I collect the life-energy of weak peons...
<Mdm_Maestro> I collect violins, cellos and antique pigments.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I collect autographs of Pro Wrestlers!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i klect dose nekid piktres of mn U get in da eml dt dey snd U fer fee!!
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa... that's pornogrpahic spam... those images aren't meant to be collected...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ?? bt momko n i trad dem lik da pokeman!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Isn't she in this century?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nah i kidnapd hr 2 B my fend in da futr
<// TV's J_Daito //> Ehehe... moving on:

Here's a question for the Professor: Did you by chance go to the same mad scientist school as MST3K's Dr. Clayton Forrester? You remind me a lot of him.


<GERMATOID> AHH, CLAYTON, CLAYTON, CLAYTON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE AND I HAD LOADS OF FUN REPEATEDLY KILLING TV'S FRANK IN NEW AND HIDEOUS WAYS! WHY ONE TIME HE AND DR. WHEELO AND DR. GERO AND I SHOT THIS DOG INTO SPACE... BUT THEN THE *RUSSIANS* TOOK CREDIT FOR IT AND SCARED THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THE USA! SIGH... THE HEADY DAYS OF YOUTH!

Speaking of MST3K, who do each of you prefer, Joel or Mike?


<// TV's J_Daito //> To kill? Both! To watch? Joel! He was stoned!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Joel!
<FireFly_9> Mike.
<Mdm_Maestro> I loathe television.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mik! i especlly liked da epsod were h wuz da lrod of da dunce!!

My next question is for Haruka: I haven't been able to keep up with wrestling for the past year, so I'm kinda out of the loop. In the WWE, what match between 2 wrestlers who haven't fought yet do you most want to see? Personally I would like to see Goldberg vs. Stone Cold, if that hasn't already occured.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... it's hard for me to keep track of who hasn't fought who, since I remember half the matchups from WCW / ECW and they blur togehter... I want to see Goldberg crush Taker at a PPV... Taker has a bad habit of not doing clean losses at PPV, and it ticks me off... although WWE hasn't used Goldberg right (part of what I see as their ongoing disrespect for ex WCW characters and storylines)
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But yeah Stone Cold / Goldberg would be cool, especially as how Goldberg was patterned off SCSA in terms of "look" and the two have wanted to go at it... but Austin's neck is in REALLY bad shape, so I dunno if it will ever happen, esp. since Goldberg is known for not treating his opponents with care in the ring.

Here's one for Jedite: Is this whole Rei Hino fiasco just a cover up for you and the REAL love of your life, Kunzite? I believe when Eminem was cleaning out his closet, he found you in there!


<// TV's J_Daito //> Bah! Long white-haired Kunzy with his siamese twin Zoi... I would've loved to shove his fruity [BLEEP] in a trash compactor and slaked my thirst on the resultant bloody pulp, but I didn't get the chance... Geh... did you know that in the old days before we turned on Tux-boy, he was the A-#1 suckup to the Prince of the Earth? Oh yeah...
<// TV's J_Daito //> You know why I was at the bottom of the ladder in the Dark Kingdom? Because I didn't give a [BLEEP] about kissing [BLEEP]... hahah come to think of it, no WONDER Kunzy was so good at it... ROFL... taking "brown nosing" to a whole new level! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey but didn't Beryl make you her b[BLEEP]ch?
<// TV's J_Daito //> WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Oh, and Cyborg... there IS no Rei Fiasco... she simply can't get enough of her studlicious Dark Master! Tell e'm Rei!
<- spiritflame -> rei-chan is your incredibly hot girlfriend who cannot get enough of me! is not that right, rei-chan?! :)
<// TV's J_Daito //> See!?

And one last thing, I'd like to wish Minako a belated happy birthday! I forgot to say that the other day, which makes me feel stupid because my b-day is 2 days before yours. From one Libra to another, accept this gift *hands her a golden Libra scales pendant*


<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Domo Arigatou Gozimasu! It's much nicer than some of the other *junk* I got recently
* ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ eyes Xadium wearily
<FireFly_9> "warily"
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hey!! That T-Shirt is Pure Polyester / Rayon / Cotton and is of GOOD QUALITY! It's not my fault people sh[BLEEP]t over the other present! :P There, you have a new corner graphic on the blog, happy?
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Maybe...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Suckup...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hey I gave YOU one too!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Oh, so you did... hehe... thanks buddy!! So nice to NOT be a featureless blob!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Okay, moving on, our next questions are from Sioko, who asks:

Hey! How did you guys feel when you saw Kikyou die in ep. 124 of Inu Yasha? Did you think IY's reaction was a little um.... how can I say.... repressed? Did anyone else enjoy a guilty cheer of victory? Heh he he he!


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, look... oddly enough, even though I thought Kikyo was cool, I was glad she died (I hope it's permanent) because it shows that unlike Ranma 1/2, Takahashi-sensei is willing to actually advance the plot towards a solid conclusion... and that events have profound and permanebnt consequneces
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I did NOT want her to go out like THAT... it was too damn easy... Kikyo should have done some DAMAGE before she went down
<FireFly_9> Oh, you mean like your amusingly futile gesture of defiance against Galaxia?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... STFU, 'Taru-chan
<FireFly_9> ;>
<FireFly_9> Sadly, I think Kikyo will return... (sad for the same reason as Haruka-poppa), and I was saddened watching Kikyo "die"... it seemed a strange way to end her character arc.
<Mdm_Maestro> I loathe InuYasha.
<// TV's J_Daito //> Man you sound like Grumpy Smurf
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol
<// TV's J_Daito //> My feelings on Kikyo's demise? "Ding Dong, the bi[BLEEP] is dead."
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya rely dat facking shine mikey wuz lik two omnius n sit, se pised me of, how cum si culd C da sikon ni toma n her sista cnt? hnn? HNN?
<// TV's J_Daito //> That bit of glorious explication segues nicely into our next question, well, statement from Sioko, which is:

Also, Chibiusa... would it hurt to learn how to type? Sometimes I just can't understand you. And Hotaru, I don't think your goth.... goths wear alot more silver jewelry and crosses. Any Sailor of Destruction would appreciate the apocalyptic studies... yeah.... Don't let 'em call you goth, you can take 'em all out at any time!


<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gd dam ti! i tuld U ppl alredy i CSN FACKING TYP!!! dis is hoe wi du it en da FUTR!!! ragghh!!! vrybody in da futr typs like DIS! Y cnt U pplz erhweiuewr;oq
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ieuwrewqrliguThe fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselvesyguwekuweqkruKUwe
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak it dyana i tlod U nit 2 typ on mi kybroad, nw yu duped puup al ovr it gd danit!!!
<FireFly_9> Thank you for noticing my non-goth status... unfortunately I can't really kill the others at any time... I would be far too lonely.. :(

Jedaite, have you and Tomoe ever thought about teaming up?


<// TV's J_Daito //> No, NEVER!
<GERMATOID> YO, JED, THE SCRET ROCKET PLANS ARE READY! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks @ Jed
<// TV's J_Daito //> Souichi, ixnay on the evil-ay, K?
<GERMATOID> UAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAY!

Are you guys gonna let Minako stay? I like her! Maybe Ami could visit?? Maybe??
K... bye... Inu Yasha rules!!!


<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Well since I had to work up not one but TWO corner graphics for her, she's contractually obligated to me for the next six thousand years, so I guess she'll be sticking around...
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Uso da...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Oh I suppose you thought it was FREE work?
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But you're my biggest fan?!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Which is why it's only SIX and not the usual TWELVE MILLENNIA!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> :P
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> As for Ami, well... Minako-sama and Rei have shown up, so
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Oh, not "Aino" anymore, eh?! :P
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> You would do well to note I kept Elios OUT of this, do you want me to let him loose?!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I don't see the big wheel!!
<FireFly_9> "Big Deal"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man that's cuz you didn't have to put up with him like we did...
<// TV's J_Daito //> It turns a lot of the people don't know the backstory about our lives or why we're teamed up like this, Ten'ou...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They could just read the fics, you know...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Screw that, that's too much like homeowrk... no, I've got a plan...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ??
<// TV's J_Daito //> We'll bring them up to speed in a series of ultra-high speed funny recaps, like Kodocha on Adrenochrome!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Something to look forward to!
<// TV's J_Daito //> HELL YEAH!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanks everyone for their questions!
<// TV's J_Daito //>
If you have a question for us, just send it to Ask the Suburban Senshi! We'll make you famous ... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify the handle you'd like us to refer to you as when we answer! Since we get so many questions, we have to ask that you limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Thanks! Later!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Say goodnight, Rei!
<- spiritflame -> of i making incredibly hot girlfriend who cannot get enough am sure?! attack is your will, yer!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Yow...!
* // TV's J_Daito // is now known as // STUDMASTA J_Daito //
<// STUDMASTA J_Daito //> I gotz me sum bidness 2 tak care of! I'll see you punks LATAH! I'm gonna fire at will, baybee!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Xadium, WTF is up with that [BLEEP]?
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Heh