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* // J_Daito // is now known as // TV's J_Daito //
<// TV's J_Daito //> I'd like to welcome everyone to the second fun-filled edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi!
<// TV's J_Daito //> But before we do that I'd like to introduce everyone to my incredibly *hot* (ha ha) girlfriend, the Senshi of Flame, Hino Rei!
<- spiritflame -> hi there! what's new?
<// TV's J_Daito //> Thanks babe, now sit back and watch in awe as I MC this badass mailbag segment
<- spiritflame -> were we even talking about this badass?
<// TV's J_Daito //> I'm sure we discussed it earlier dear... now let's get moving!!!
<- spiritflame -> wonderful :(
<// TV's J_Daito //> Our first question for the day comes from "Red", who asks:

Ok, seeing as Chibi-Usa's got this major problem in attitude, and in typing, this question is for her.

Hey Chibi-Usa! You only put down the major part of the word. Sometimes, you even only put down one letter! I mean, It get's confusing sometimes, so just either shape up and learn to type better, or talk to Diana and let her type for you! I mean she does it so much better than you do!

(Due to the abusiveness I am showing towards Chibi-Usa, I don't expect this question to actually be put up there.)


<// TV's J_Daito //> Ha ha ha, don't be silly, Red, we abuse Chibiusa all the time, right Chibipalooza?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U U returded mron, wen I gt mi hads on U im gona ring yer nck!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Ha Ha HA you couldn't reach my neck on a stepladder, runt, so why don't you answer Red's question?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> D rezon i onle pat dwn da mjr prt of da wrd iz dat in da 31st centri da new eglish is lik dis, C momy az da qeen gt pat in chrge of da nw kirikulum n shee dint wnt hlep frum ami-chun bcuz she wnted 2 prov she culd do dis bi herslef an so dis is hoe wi lik 2 typ in skol, so lik if i lrned to typ lik U neadandertall pplz den id bi gong bakwrdz insed of frowrds n becuming stpder nit smrter so lik u ned to lrn to smel lik mi n nit kitisize mi riting k!?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> n i dnt lt dyana typ on a kibroad cuz si pops on it al da tim n itz sinky n i gotz 2 clen it up
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so lik deres yer answr n stuf werrs mi mony
<// TV's J_Daito //> Umm, no one is actually paid for their appearances on "Ask the Suburban Senshi"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u lid to mi u facking sum of a batch!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> And?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> OMFG i kil U
<// TV's J_Daito //> Anyways, Red's second question is:

Ok, what are you guy's opinions on the fanfictions that are running around on different sites? And if you guys have seen them, or even read them, how do feel about all those Usagi-centered fics? I mean, come on! If they want to write stuff, than at least have some other character focused! I mean, we have the actual show for usa-centered stuff!


<FireFly_9> First of all I would like to say that I find all this fanfic pairing myself up with the various senshi in shall we say "compromising" situations to be highly repugnant, and it offends me greatly.
<// TV's J_Daito //> I like those the best...
<FireFly_9> ¬_¬;;
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> cum on babi, u kno u wnt it!!
<FireFly_9> I most certainly do not! And especially NOT FROM YOU!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I think the Usagi-fics are overkill, and they're mostly crap anyway
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean, half of them don't even try to stay in the canon
<GERMATOID> I WISH I COULD SHOOT THEM OUT OF A CANNON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They just take like generic love stories that could easily be done with Characters named "Eve" and "Steve" and slap on the names "Usagi / Serena" "Mamoru / Darien" and expect it to be "th3 b3st fic Evar"
<Mdm_Maestro> And the plots are always the same... Usagi goes overseas to study Art (because of that one line in Stars where she indicates she likes to draw) and meets the hunky MamoDarien and they flirt, quarrel and make up
<GERMATOID> I MEAN I COULD MAKE A PLOT GENERATOR FOR IT IT'S SO CLICHED! DIE PLOTS SIND LÄCHERLICH!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> I think more fics need to center on the glory of the Dark Kingdom, and myself in particular... and don't turn my [BLEEP] good... I'm bad to bone baybee
<// TV's J_Daito //> Right, passion-flower?
<- spiritflame -> umm, that is right now, dear
<// TV's J_Daito //> Erm crap I gotta go... Ten'ou take over!!
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... Something is *NOT* right here
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay, Red's last question is:

Last question, I was just wondering why Mako wasn't considered an outer senshi, and why she wasn't on here... I mean, I know by the Television standingd that she isnt an outer, but if you see charts about the solar system, you see that Jupiter is an outer planet, because it is outside the meteor belt seperating the inner and outer planets. And there are lots of sites that would say that Jupiter is an outer planet. So, I was just wondering.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo prof, this one is perfect for ya!
<GERMATOID> RIGHT
<GERMATOID> WELL YOU SEE, RED, THE PROBLEM IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ASTROLOGY AND ASTRONOMY
<GERMATOID> IN AN ASTRONOMICAL (SCIENTIFIC) SENSE, YOU'RE RIGHT, JUPITER IS THE FIRST OF WHAT THEY CALL THE "JOVIAN" PLANETS, THE FIVE OUTER PLANETS THAT ARE EXTEND OUTWARDS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
<GERMATOID> JUPITER, SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE AND PLUTO... THE KUIPER BELT (PROBABLY THE REMAINS OF A SHATTERED WORLD) SEPARATES THEM FROM THE COMPARATIVELY SMALLER PLANETS
<GERMATOID> HOTARU-CHAN, CAN YOU FINISH UP?
<FireFly_9> But *astrologically*, (depending on who you talk to) the Planet Jupiter is not considered in the same class as the Jovian planets. If Takeuchi-sensei was stepped in the astrological tradition that classes Jupiter in with the inner planets (as the outers were mostly unanticipated by ancient astronomers) then that could explain her desire to not have her work with the soldiers of the Outer system. Newer astrologers, having to face the reality of newly discovered planets, may be referring to a synthesis of the old system with the discoveries of Astronomy when they put Jupiter in with the outers.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yawn
<FireFly_9> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry umm, yah that was fascinating and [BLEEP], let's move on
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, our next question comes from Jack Flagg, and it's for none other than moi!

The first is for Haruka: Do you think there's any hope that the WWE might stop focusing on the McMahons and Poochie...er, I mean HHH for about 5 minutes? I thought his impending unholy marriage to Stephanie might do it, but he's STILL monopolizing Raw.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, man, I know EXACTLY what the hell you mean. I figured, he'd get hitched, go on the honeymoon and get the [BLEEP] off TV , but NO
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean check out what happened last night... things were getting funny as hell when Jindrak and the other guy stole the 100k bounty from Randy Orton ("There's another way to collect" --ROFL) but then they get knocked out by HHH at the end just so he can look super bad... Dammit!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was a good angle that coulda gone for at least two more weeks as Flair and Orton tried to get the Cash... I mean think about this-- Flair's a badass, he's probably loaded, he could have fronted Orton the money to let things be cool with HHH-- and then he could have got mediaeval on Orton until Orton paid him back
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like the old master forcibly training a young disciple, but no...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And look at Smackdown... WTF was that 10 minute love-fest with Stephanie?! Look, Linda McMahon has it right, stay off TV most of the time and only show up for DRAMATIC announcements... but now all the wrestlers are being marginalized for people who for the most part don't fight
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I kinda like Shane but realistically he shouldn't have a chance in hell against Kane unless he cheats with heavy weapons... still, I'd rather see him solely in charge rather then the tired out ol' Vinny Mac.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Frankly It's this kinda [BLEEP] that makes people like RVD not want to re-sign with the company, what the hell is the point?
<Mdm_Maestro> Oh, like you should talk, ye who monopolizes the channel
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<// TV's J_Daito //> That was fantastic baby
<- spiritflame -> baby baby hono not... do like music!
<GERMATOID> THAT WAS LIKE 5 MINUTES
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... something ain't right...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, Jack's got one more question for all of us:

The second question is for the group: Since you were discussing the Matrix and LOTR trilogies yesterday, I thought I'd ask you what your favorite movie trilogy of all time is. Myself, I'm torn between The Godfather and Star Wars.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Godfather, I dont' care what anyone says, Pacino roxored in 3... the sense of lost greatness is unbelievable
<Mdm_Maestro> I don't watch movies.
<FireFly_9> Depending on the end of Matrix Revolutions I will either choose it or the original Star Wars trilogy. The "new" trilogy doesn't work for me, mainly thanks to the shoddy episode I.
<GERMATOID> EVIL DEAD / EVIL DEAD II / ARMY OF DARKNESS!!
<//TV's J_Daito //> Hmm well I spent a lot of time stuck in that damn cave, so I've only recently started to see movies... but I thought the Highlander Trilogy rocked
<FireFly_9> There were four (and soon will be five) movies in that series, so that doesn't count.
<//TV's J_Daito //> I don't count the Adrian Paul shite
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Adrian Paul RULES!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Bah! Mr. James Bond wannabe
<// TV's J_Daito //> You agree with me, don't you, Rei-sama?
<- spiritflame -> so i think me are ready to meet haruka and the others tomorrow
<// TV's J_Daito //> Heh I think she's still a little dazed hehe
<- spiritflame -> who the heck is she?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Go get some rest dear
<- spiritflame -> heh jedite think do rei still a little dazed hehe
<// TV's J_Daito //> It's OK, anyone would say that after meeting Mr. Maxx Power for the first time
<- spiritflame -> i you now will... good like music!
<// TV's J_Daito //> There's a lot more where that came from, baybee
<- spiritflame -> when i was younger, i had a lot.
<FireFly_9> O_O;;
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chokes
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> woa richun wuz a trmp sknk ho!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Umm, umm, she's just delirious after the magnificence of me... say goodnight dear!
<- spiritflame -> umm, umm, do not say delirious after a magnificence good me... love she baby!
<// TV's J_Daito //> stop, you're making me blush!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> W T F is GOING ON
<- spiritflame -> umm, umm, i am you delirious after the magnificence are right... rei good do!
<// TV's J_Daito //> You were the BEST, baby
<FireFly_9> This is straining the bounds of credulity...
<- spiritflame -> if i had the baby, i would cherish it!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Ahehehe...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, yeah, umm, we have more questions... this next set is from our gracious host, Jay Navok, who runs the [THE HAPPY PLACE].com server

To: Professor Tomoe
Recently I think my PS/2 mouse port went berzerk. The mouse would randomly start clicking (without me having touched anything.) I put in another mouse but it did the same thing. So I bought a Microsoft wireless optical mouse (on sale after rebate at CompUSA!) This super mouse has many different buttons, tons of features, and a fearsome black and 'platinum' colour scheme... and has recently begun stalking me. How can I stop this uber mouse before its too late?


<GERMATOID> WELL IT'S MICROSOFT RIGHT? THIS IS EASY!
<GERMATOID> JUST INSTALL THE FIRST AVAILABLE SERVICE PACK AND THE MOUSE WILL DIE OF ITS OWN ACCORD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, the day's never complete unless we can take a cheap shot at M$...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jay's second question is:

To: Minako
Komatsu Ayaka will be 18 next summer. (Kind of old to be playing you, huh?) So... what's her number.


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, neko-chan, get over here!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Look!!! First of all I dunno why you would want the number of that cheap knockoff imitation!! Wait, no I do, it's the same reason I do!! I want to pay her a little visit and teach her the error of her ways!! No Sailor V will run with her arms sticking out unless she's making a clothesline for someone!!!"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think you mean "clotheslining someone", Minako-chan

To: Jadeite

Why do you not complain when Xadium spells your name wrong? Also, where was the "Scotty me up, Beamme!" Leisure Suit Larry 1 reference that I kept expecting to show up in round 1?



<// TV's J_Daito //> Okay, first of all, my computer can't run LSL 1 all that well, I think I need more RAM or something
<// TV's J_Daito //> Second of all, who says my name is "Jadeite"? you? Takeuchi? What does SHE know? As I explained in one of the episodes, the Dark Kingdom made the fearsome "dub" that struck fear into all your pansy Otaku hearts, and in that dub I used my TRUE name of "Jedite"... WTF, do you think I'd let myself be named after a ROCK or something? Maybe that's good enough for Kunzite-tachi, but not the mighty JEDITE!
<// TV's J_Daito //> I mean, George Lucas was so in AWE of my awesome presence that he named a whole ORDER after me! True, he screwed up and made them the GOOD guys, but it mattered not! We split the profits and all was well!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Rei-honey, you like "Jedite" better than "Jadeite", don't you?
<- spiritflame -> so i think me are ready to meet haruka and the others tomorrow
<// TV's J_Daito //> Umm, that's good, that you're feeling better after the hot [BLEEP], but uhh, which handle do you prefer, Jedite or Jadeite?
<- spiritflame -> umm, umm, of course i delirious after the magnificence do best... just you stop!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Aww, I see that you're embarassed. Ok baby, it's no problem
<- spiritflame -> no? get out of here.
<// TV's J_Daito //> I'm damn cool that way, aren't I
<- spiritflame -> umm, that's goodnight, that rei are hitting better after the cold [BLEEP], but uhh, which handle dear no prefer, dear or jadeite?
<// TV's J_Daito //> From you, "Dear" will do just fine, but for the REST of you PUNKS, know then that I am JEDITE, now and FOREVER!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I can't finger it, but Something whacked Rei-chan....
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> "iz wak wit"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I suppose that would be Jedite...
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- shudders

To: Haruka

Who's a bigger car nut, you or mamoru?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mamoru's a rank amateur when it comes to cars. He just goes with the trends *I* set, that poseur.

To: Hotaru

Can I borrow your glaive? Please?


<FireFly_9> Sorry, but it's merely a power locus, it won't work for anyone else... and if it's a sharp edge you seek, blades are a dime a dozen. Besides, I need it to keep everyone in line here at the house.

To: The Suburban Senshi as a whole AKA the bunch of freeloaders Your HONEST and TRUTHFUL opinion of the [THE HAPPY PLACE] server system is desired. Also, about that glaive...


<// TV's J_Daito //> Freeloaders? cough *E3* cough
<GERMATOID> I LIKE THAT DUDE WHO CODES YOUR WEBPAGES!!
<Mdm_Maestro> His artistry is unparalleled, they're the only reason I deign to view your pages
<FireFly_9> I would prefer that any discussion relating to myself and bikinis be deleted with prejudice, and intimidation will only get you the *wrong* end of my glaive, friend.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik i tink gevid is facking awesum n lik i tel al mi feds 2 vist it, butt lik sinze i got lik no feds nobudy Cs it
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [THE HAPPY PLACE] kicks all manner of ass! w00t!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Okay, we've got one more set of questions for today, from LingTina:

This one is for Jadeite.

Do you think if you had nail hardener on you could have scratched your way out of the ice?


<// TV's J_Daito //> Ice? Where's Ice? Get it AWAY! AWAY!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you got psychotherapy to overcome your ice issues?
<// TV's J_Daito //> I haven't been keeping up with the treatments!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess your answer would be no, LingTina...

This one is for Haruka.

How do you fell about Jaguars and do you prefer tinted or not tinted windows on your car?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jags are crap... they look good but they race like soapboxes IMO... and I want my windows clear so I can see everyone appreciating me and my hot ride...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Speaking of "hot rides", I'm gonna clock out early. Ready Rei-babe?
<- spiritflame -> you are damn cool that way, are not you
<// TV's J_Daito //> The coolest, baby, the coolest!
<- spiritflame -> i think my coolest is broken.
<// TV's J_Daito //> I should think so too, baby
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTFWTFWTF.COM
<FireFly_9> I... this can't be right...
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<GERMATOID> ARE WE IN SOME FREAKISH ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We've still got some more questions from LingTina...

For Michiru.

Which composer's music do you enjoy playing the most?


<Mdm_Maestro> My own, of course.
<Mdm_Maestro> But Mozart ranks a distant second.

For Hotaru.

What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?


<FireFly_9> I enjoy reading books, listening to orchestral music, and researching eschatological matters on the internet.

To Professor Tomoe

What would you be doing if you weren't a brilliantly mad scientist?


<GERMATOID> I SUPPOSE I'D JUST BE BRILLIANTLY MAD!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> I can vouch for that...

This last question is for Chibiusa.

Would you like to switch bodies with your mother for a day like in the movie "Freaky Friday?"


<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sit yah! lik i dud dat onc b4, bt den i dint kno wat 2 do wit myself! an pegsus raned on mi prade! But lik nw, id sich bods n go afer popa n mak him mi man!!! hshshshshshshshshshshshssh! den id use bot sliver cystals n mak mysler rulr of da unverse!!! mohshshshshshshshshshshshshshs!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, like we couldn't see that coming... well, that's all the questions for today, thanks for writing in everybody! Remember,
If you have a question for Ask the Senshi, just send it to us at Ask the Suburban Senshi! We'll make you famous... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify what handle you'd like us to refer to you as when we answer your question! Later!
<GERMATOID> WAITWAIT
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
<GERMATOID> I WANT TO KNOW WAS DAS BU[BLEEP]EN IS UP WITH JED AND HINO REI!
<FireFly_9> Language, papa!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, don't we all wanna know.. somethin' just ain't right