Suburban Senshi: State of the Art (for 1984)
#321: “Announcing 'Ask the Senshi!'! ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= So this internet thing is interactive now? =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As I promised a while back, it's time for our MST3K of the Nigerian Pastor scam!
<// J_Daito //> What the hell is a Nigerian Pastor scam?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'll see
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Someone's scamming Nigerian Pastors!!! That's intolerant!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gat a facking duckshonarie batch!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Learn to spell, you forcibly disgorged overripe megafetus of a bacteriological senshi!!!
<// J_Daito //> yow... that hurt even *me*
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU u freeking poted plnt of a boblehed solder!!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> At least plants do somethign useful like making greenhouse gases for people to breathe!!! You just SUCK ALL THE AIR OUT OF THE ROOM!!!
<FireFly_9> Erm, Minako-san...
<// J_Daito //> Oops I deleted the spam
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> -sigh- fine
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok people, check it out, we're starting a new REGULAR feature here at Suburban Senshi, so that all of you, the mighty masses, can have a voice too
<// J_Daito //> Right... from now on, you guys can ask the Suburban Senshi questions, and they'll answer!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll never talk!
<// J_Daito //> I'll MAKE you talk!
<// J_Daito //> So
If you have a question for Ask the Senshi, just send it to us at Ask the Suburban Senshi! We'll make you famous... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify what handle you'd like us to refer to you as when we answer your question!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We reserve the right to bleep out handles like f[BLEEP]kmasterXXX and crap like that
<FireFly_9> All questions may be asked, but not all may be answered
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So fire away people, and maybe we;ll all learn some new embarassing things about your favourite Senshi!
<// J_Daito //> That includes you, you know
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yah but I'm perfect so there shouldn't be any problems
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I'm not included in this exposition, am I???
<FireFly_9> I think you mean *inquisition*, Minako-san
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> That too!!!
<// J_Daito //> No this is for the A-Team only, the B-Team sits this one out
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Be polite about it!!!)
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> So where's Artemis, then???
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dnt B a dumas batch, cits cnt typ!!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Artemis types better than YOU!!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u dyana typs btr dan al u materfackers!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> in gona lit her typ no
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ok gt redy her it cums
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and cat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> She is better....
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [BLEEP] yeah










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