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*** Topic is '-= Boiled with the Steam of Consciousness =-'
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay, first I'd like to thank Lady Delphi and Saiyajedi for helping out with the song information I wanted below (I'm guessing Saiyajedi is who I think he is, right? You're you, right?
<FireFly_9> That made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Quiet! I'm hopped up on sake!
<FireFly_9> Which simply means everyone BUT you will be quiet tonight.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahem, to digress from my digression, to talk about the topic, unfortunately because Michiru stole my wallet the 100 million dollar reward cannot be dispensed
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So like, you all have my eternal gratitude
<// J_Daito //> Bah, fat lot of good that will do, considering your mood swings
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? I have perfect emotional control!
<FireFly_9> You have three modes: "Compete", "Faux Philosophize" and "Kill".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU, I have much better control than you, for such is the nature of the misunderstood woman who must sacrifice her own inner ethics to save the world--what a moral conundrum, I had only read about in in the science fiction I had read as a child-- and f you don't beleive me I'll kick your ass!
<// J_Daito //> Oh yeah, she's rambling like a rabid scatman on speed
<// J_Daito //> Too bad we can't pit her against the Chibiusa...
<// J_Daito //> Like some kind of electronic bloodsport
<FireFly_9> I find the concept repugnant and morally offensive.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> C'mere Hotaru, let yer loving Haruka-poppa give you a great big kiss
<FireFly_9> Pardon me for a moment.
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<GERMATOID> I THINK I BETTER MAKE SOME TASTY COFFEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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<// J_Daito //> Yessss.... Hey ten;ou, let me pur you anotehr cup of warm delicious *sake*...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru sed i wuld c sumthin funy if I joned the cat
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You wanna "jone" the cat? Are you jonesing for cats now? Horses not good enough?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK u i ment if i joned da catroom
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is IRC dumbass sprout, not a chatroom... a chatroom is where pedophiles go to stalk their underage prey
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o_0 iz dat wut UR doin 2 mi? RU a pedofile!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF are you tlaking about midget
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ur lik a crepy old womn n UR in dis catroom tlaking 2 mi
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [BLEEP] you, bit[BLEEP]! Aren't you the one always saying you're 903 years old?! How the [BLEEP] don't I know your chibi-skank ass isn't stalking ME?! huh?
<// J_Daito //> lol
<FireFly_9> Oh my god, that's a disturbing mental image...
<// J_Daito //> Nothing that hasn't been seen in the doujin circles for ages, child
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mi stlak U? HSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS! U stoopid dumas, UR 2 facking withred n ugly loking 2 B desrible 4 a pinces lik mi!! U lok lik a MAN!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit! My bishounen looks have won me admirers of all sexes! I'm prime merchadise, baby!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshs U R sik inda hed, I duno Y mirichru hags out wit U
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mi"RICH"ru is being a hag tonight, she stole my money!
<Mdm_Maestro> Bah! Your wealth is piflered from my trust accounts anyway! So I'm just repatriating MY funds thank you!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey baby wanna make some music?
<Mdm_Maestro> Why HAruka, you haven't been so forward in a long
<// J_Daito //> What's that noise from upstairs?
<GERMATOID> THEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING ECCHI! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> Poppa!
<// J_Daito //> No, it's the sound of smashed furniture and screams fo rage....
<GERMATOID> LIKE I SAID, ECCHI! MUAHAAHAHHAAH!
* FireFly_9 is on the second floor, she can see it from her room
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> eww datz preverted
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa has taken Michiru-momma's stradivarius...
<// J_Daito //> The... five million dollar Stradivarius?
<FireFly_9> The same...
<FireFly_9> She is... attempting to play it like a Guitar.... I'll try to convey what's going
<// J_Daito //> oh [BLEEP] did you hear that?
<FireFly_9> Yes. An altercati
<GERMATOID> I CAN HEAR IT DOWN HERE IN THE BASEMENT!
<FireFly_9> There goes a strin
<FireFly_9> there goes all the strings
<FireFly_9> michir's slamed haruka on the head with the violin
<FireFly_9> Haruka likes this
<FireFly_9> haruka is attemptng to seduce michru even as she punches her in the gut repreatedly
<// J_Daito //> o_0;;
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<FireFly_9> Michir is unimpressed, she wishes Haruka had testicles so she could remove them with scissors
<FireFly_9> And Haruka is cowering in a coner, she's used some of the sake to make fake tears whilst Michiru momma was looking at the violin
<FireFly_9> now she's whimpering and being utterly apologetic, but i know that look
<FireFly_9> oh dear god, Michiru is buying it
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> diz wil get dizgusting
<FireFly_9> I'm closing my room door now
<// J_Daito //> NO! We want DETAILS!
<FireFly_9> I am not going into this. See any Yuri fanfic to sate your depraved curiousity
<FireFly_9> As for myself, I'm getting the earmuffs
<GERMATOID> I'M GETTING THE STETHOSCOPE!
<FireFly_9> PAPA!
<GERMATOID> I CAN'T HELP IT, YOU KEEP KILLING MY CLONED WOMEN!
<FireFly_9> Because you keep cloning that meretricious madam Kaolinite instead of someone wholesome and kind like mother...
<GERMATOID> YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT MEN'S TASTES CHANGE WITH AGE, DEAR
<FireFly_9> This is not a discussion I want to have with you.
<GERMATOID> BUT YOU'LL SEE! IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!
<FireFly_9> I seriously doubt I will grow up to clone homicidal sex-obsessed, scantily-clad he-men.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi drols lik a leky facet
<// J_Daito //> And that is why you will never be rich, Tomoe Hotaru...
<FireFly_9> I stand to inherit a great deal from father, actually.
<GERMATOID> WELL DEAR I MIGHT SPEND IT ALL ON KAOLINITES UNLESS YOU STOP KILLING THEM
<FireFly_9> I stand to inherit a great deal. Perhaps right now.
<GERMATOID> ONLY KIDDING DEAR
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<Mdm_Maestro> The worst five minutes of my entre life
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What you didn't like it when I covered you[BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] with [BLEEP] and then I [BLEEP][BLEEP]you like a
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<// J_Daito //> I never knew that was possible...
<FireFly_9> I don't even understand what she said...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wel u C horatru wen a wman and a women luv ech otre vry mch, n dey get broed wit da strait up sit, dey get dese ties n den dey [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP]
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<// J_Daito //> I am [BLEEP]ing traumatized now
<FireFly_9> Elios... he must have taught her those depraved rites of self-debasement...
<// J_Daito //> Wanna know what's worse if that's true? In her case an ANIMAL would be involved
<FireFly_9> I'm sorry, but the way some people treat the business of human mating, they might as well just BE animals.
<// J_Daito //> I've seen some sick [BLEEP] on the itnernet... I've even seen people eating that sick [BLEEP]
* [ Dr_Xadium ] says CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS HERE
<// J_Daito //> But it's late, and cable TV has taught me that all restraints are removed at night
<FireFly_9> I'm having flashbacks to Haruka's little soliloquy now...
* FireFly_9 shudders
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack u im bak
<// J_Daito //> They only let you in for amusement value
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU geydite im 2 cuel 2 diz sit
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> every1 suld be gaced bi mi pesence
<FireFly_9> I mean what the hell is erotic about a water closet?
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> What did I JUST say?!
<FireFly_9> I'm sorry, but this just irks me! And as the topic has drifted into this territory, I may as well ask!
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<// J_Daito //> Hey Xadium, don't self-insert, it's bad form
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, self-insertion, sounds ecchi
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<// J_Daito //> LOL the OP is dead!
* // J_Daito // sets mode +o
<// J_Daito //> Who is the master, and who are the slaves!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> it al depndz on who wers da blk msk n da bit
<FireFly_9> Will someone answer my question? Why is a watr closet considered a desirable place for... that kind of thing?
<// J_Daito //> VBecause taking a dump on the lawn went out with the 18th century?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u wuld kno cuz U were dere
<// J_Daito //> Why don;t you come over here, runt, and I'll shove your head right INtO the water closet!
<GERMATOID> HOW DO *YOU* KNOW ABOUT WATER CLOSET FETISHES ANYWAY, DAUGHTER DEAR? HMM?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, he's got her ass now!
<// J_Daito //> In the context of this present discussion that could be taken SO wrong
<// J_Daito //> Oh wait, here it is in this doujin right here
<FireFly_9> what?!
<FireFly_9> Papa -> I know because one of the SPAMS your server routed to my INBOX led to such a depraved site before I could stop it!
<// J_Daito //> Tomoe the spam king?
<GERMATOID> MAD SCIENCE DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS THESE DAYS... EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY CAN MAKE A CLONE NOW!
<FireFly_9> Jedite -> Put down the doujin
<// J_Daito //> Bah, like there would be anything worth seeing, stick-girl
<// J_Daito //> There's a reason they always pair you up with chubyusa, the two of you can't contrast the other's lack of "talent"
<FireFly_9> This is going TOO far!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Dam stait! I gots tonz mre talent!
<FireFly_9> Excuse me?!
<// J_Daito //> Ooh, catfight.
<GERMATOID> HEY ANYONE WANT MY TASTY COFFEE?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That better not be some sick come-on.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'll tak Ur ttsy cofe NE day, soitchy
<FireFly_9> STAY AWAY FROM MY FATHER!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> su up u cnt tlak, ur not pety lik me! my msments R biger dan urs!
<FireFly_9> No. I refuse to participate in this demeaning discussion
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshs Jedite's got mre talent dan U
<// J_Daito //> You do know what "talent" means in this dscussion, yes?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ov cros, dumas, u gotz man-teats yer so phat, u got a grrdle uner dat unifrom
<// J_Daito //> Why you little!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn that was good coffee...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Head's all clear now...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, I had fun tonight-- I think...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Always good to
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U FACKING GOTH ANNIEREXIC!
<FireFly_9> Immature Lolicon Beastial, Incestuous Man-Eater!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O...K...
<// J_Daito //> So Souichi, just what IS the deal with water closets, anyway?
<GERMATOID> THEY GENERATE 25-40 P.S.I. WATER PRESSURE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> I AM THE CHANNEL KING! OPS FOR EVERYONE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the heck's been going on here?
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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Im gona mak ur dady my man-batch horatru n dere's notin U kan du abut it!
<FireFly_9> You're my best friend, Chibiusa, but I will stop you if I must
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I tld U alredy! UR *mi* brest fend, I M nit *UR* brest fend, U dnt oan mi!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMFG what did I do...
<FireFly_9> You want a war, Chibiusa?
<FireFly_9> You shall have a war.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now, girls...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> say ot of dis u tazvestit!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'M GONNA COme OVER THERE AND TEACVH YOU A LESSON YOU LITLE BRAT!
<FireFly_9> But Haruka-poppa, you are rather a crossdresser.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There are *names* and then there are *slurs*, girl. If I called you a "smart, well-mannered waif-like youung woman" you'd behappy right?
<FireFly_9> Yes, I suppose...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But if I said what you *really* were, which was an "antisocial, anorexic goth introvert with a death fetish", how would you react?
<FireFly_9> Please stay right where you are. You're about to find out.
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