Suburban Senshi: Escapism at its Finest.
#255: “Mexican Standoff”

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*** Topic is '-= Who hit fast forward?! =-'
<// J_Daito //> What are you talking about, runt?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i dun trst U batch
<// J_Daito //> You're evil, I'm evil, it's a perfect alliance
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno wat U R dng
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u jst wnt my nuks
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u dnt car 4 me
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U R tring 2 trik me
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> butt im 2 smrt 4 dat
<// J_Daito //> You fool! With my experience in hatching evil schemes and gathering energy, I can give you power beyond your wildest dreams!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u! i wnt be foled! U wont do 2 me wat I did 2 kim jong!!
<// J_Daito //> look, I'm on your side for once, you mushroom-hairdoed, pink-headed stepchild!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u kno dat i brok my sliver cystal, U R jst wating until i trn my bak den U wil stab me in it
<// J_Daito //> This is our chance to ascend to workd domination! with your 30th century technology and my skill
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nonononononono
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u h8 me, i wont be Btraid
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tryst no1
<// J_Daito //> Without me your axis of evil will become nothing more than a moldy cheese wheel!
<GERMATOID> CHANCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No! That's the history eraser button, fool!
<// J_Daito //> YOU'LL TEAM UP WTH ME OR IL'L KILL YOU, YOU RADIOCATIVE RABBIT1
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im gona shuv dis nuk up yer AS, BATCH!!
* GERMATOID PRESSES THE BUTTON
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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