I'm sorry Elios but that was a Zygon. You were tounging a Zygon.

Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's the last day of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

the next person selected for was: prosecutor godot
their word was: cultural
their item was:
 

...that's one bawdy cup of coffee

LOL did one of thegnomes lose it all in the dino attack from Michiru's gift and had to resort to pole dancing to make ends meet

It's like some kind of gnome-librarian-chef-stripper hybrid ornament

This is clearly "cultural" commentary on what all men want as this "thicc" gnome woman embodies all the tropes that "men of culture" would find appealing.

So Godot since you can't see the color red does that mean she's naked in your eyes

...It means I'm more traumatized than a cup of coffee that's had a jug of creamer and fifty cubes of sugar dumped into it

That about sums up the back half of 2024 lol

Godot can I uh... can I have that thing

...aren't you busy living in sin with the Jupiter senshi?

But sometimes she's not around and...

Has she locked you down so tight that you even find granny butt-elf there attractive?

..Aren't your nethers secured by a bluetooth chastity belt now? What good would it even be to you?

TO TOUCH! TO FEEL! TO DREAM! THESE ARE STILL POSSIBLE IN MY PRISON OF FLESH

...That is the most poetic I've ever heard you, Haruka-poppa. Maybe Makoto-san's training is working. Maybe, by this purgation of sin, you are becoming purer, nobler

I WANT TO LICK IT IT EVERYWHERE A

..Or not.

How long before she snaps

It's going to be a long 2025...