Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 10 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

the next person selected for was myself;
my word was: concieve
my item was:
 

So Ex-Incredibly-Hot-Girl-Friend, who's the lucky guy that's going to get THAT gift

Jedite don't be an idiot. Clearly the meaning is that whoever receives that will be ground up into mincemeat by her and consumed whole

precisely so fool / tempt not the wrath of rei.bot / i'll eat you for lunch

...pretty sure that's somebody's kink

EAT MY MEAT MOMMY

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