Suburban Senshi Entry #2492 - “Hit it where it counts!! Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 9!!”
#2492 “Hit it where it counts!! Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 9!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 21 December 2024 11:07PM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:08 PM
I hate not understanding anything about card games because it makes all the tense scenes in movies and dramas completely flat and boring to me.
@SpeedRcrX11:08 PM
Then you should learn strip poker
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte11:09 PM
...bugger off Haruka :P
FireFly_911:09 PM
What's wrong with you, Haruka-poppa. Isn't Makoto-san enough for you :P
@SpeedRcrX11:11 PM
Look I'm extremely powerful and virile and that means I need outlets. Now that Mako-chan's censored my internets my hormones are f[BLEEP]king with me. Why last night I had a dream about MAtsumi, Megan and Minerva and exploring their mountains of Quinox
FireFly_911:11 PM
Surely you mean "the mou..." oh god you are just beyond all hope.
[gTV]C'est_la_V11:12 PM
Hi Hi Minna-san!!
FireFly_911:12 PM
Oh THANK GOD
[gTV]C'est_la_V11:12 PM
Eh?
FireFly_911:13 PM
Nothing just get on with it please Minako-san
[gTV]C'est_la_V11:13 PM
? ? ? okay
It's day 9 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!
@spritflame11:15 PM
the next person selected for was: elios their word was: count their item was:
DJ Reverend_H11:16 PM
...Oh s[BLEEP]t is that what I think it is yo
FireFly_911:17 PM
What... do you think it is.
DJ Reverend_H11:17 PM
A counter for how many times the piston pounds that p
@spritflame11:17 PM
* spiritflame has kicked elios: no *
FireFly_911:18 PM
Eww disgusting.
=^catablanca^=11:18 PM
Please come up with a funner explanation for it <_<
FireFly_911:19 PM
I can't. I can't unsee it now, him using it like a targeting ring as he... ARGGGGH
*** FireFly_9 is away AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
@SpeedRcrX11:19 PM
*** SpeedRcrX is away GOD DAMMIT CAN I BORROW SOMEONE'S UNFILTERED INTERNET