Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 8 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!  

the next person selected for was: luna-p
their word was: coin
their item was:
 

m4r7H4 w45Hing2n l00king 7457y [martha washington looking tasty]

She has a very tiny, angry little face

Like Michiru lololol

You ☠

Well this coin, coming as it is from Wish, is most likely a cheap fake, which is a hilarious metacommentary on capitalism, as real money is being exchanged for fake fictional currency that has no intrinsic value other than vibes.

wH3n i pHin4lly 5ucc33d in c0n9u3ring 73H pHu7ur3 0pH m4nkind i will u53 7Hi5 c0in 45 my curr3ncy; i7 will b3 my lucky 9u4r73r [when I finally succeed in conquering the future of mankind I will use this coin as my currency; it will be my lucky quarter]

Is it me or are the wish.com gifts lamer this year? We might need to switch to Aliexpress

Or, you know, spend more money for good stuff?

I don't have money now, Michiru cut me off

Pity you weren't still a man from that time Usagi gender-swapped you, I would have cut off more than just the money

You're so jealous of me lcving my best life with Mako-chan while you're there off in the corner a bitter old crone

Oh you think you're the only one making changes?

LOL it looks like it went from a Dildo to a taser

Do not ask for whom the taser crackles, Ten'ou Haruka... it crackles for thee~ ☠

...s[BLEEP]t