Suburban Senshi Entry #2485 - “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 3!!”
#2485 “Suburban Senshi's Twelve Days of Christmas Day 3!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 15 December 2024 1:40AM
@[ DR. XADiUM ]1:43 AM
So you might know Lazy Game Reviews (LGR) for his retrocomputer videos, but did you know he's dabbled with making music as well! This is a great compilation he's put up on youtube:
flame_SNIPER1:43 AM
That's a lot of Techno~
@SpeedRcrX1:43 AM
Better than those stupid Three Lights for sure
[gTV]C'est_la_V1:44 AM
Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 3 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2024!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!
@spritflame1:45 AM
the next person selected for was: paisley-san their word was: film their item was:
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte1:45 AM
...how does one get "film" out of a bloody fish tank?
@SpeedRcrX1:46 AM
LOL does it say "Mr. Tank" on it
FireFly_91:48 AM
Yes, Haruka-poppa, and this makes this gift very simple to explain. You see, the "." in Mr. actually contains a hidden spy camera. Since fish tanks are very relaxing, this one would be placed in the bedroom, where the hidden spy camera would be used to capture any and all private activities, and the resulting footage used to blackmail those involved.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert1:49 AM
Why is everything so sinister to you (not that I'm questioning your awesome intellect, Hotaru-sama)
FireFly_91:49 AM
We live in a corrupt, sinister world.
Filled with corrupt, sinister things, made by corrupt, sinister people.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte1:50 AM
...I don't want a fish tank that'll spy on me in bed.
@SpeedRcrX1:50 AM
I'll take it!
IrnChef_Jovian1:50 AM
You'll take it?
@SpeedRcrX1:51 AM
Yeah we'll put it in your bedroom Mako and we can memorialize our special fun time! And the next time Michiru gets in our faces we can just send her to footage to get revenge!
FireFly_91:52 AM
...what is wrong with you, Haruka-poppa
Mdm_Maestro1:52 AM
Hmph. Like seeing you two rutting like inelegant pigs in writhing, confused heat would do anything other than make me laugh.
IrnChef_Jovian1:53 AM
HEY
Mdm_Maestro2:04 AM
What, dear? There is nothing about you that can even aspire to a fraction of my grace~ when *I* am with Haruka it is like a graceful ballet of sensation and delight~
flame_SNIPER2:04 AM
...Sure that's why the place would shake like a jackhammer was going off and bits of the ceiling would fall down on us downstairs :P
Vermellia X. Rosso2:05 AM
This discussion is really gross <_<
Mdm_Maestro2:05 AM
YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED TO ENVISION SUCH DIVINE UNION
Vermellia X. Rosso2:05 AM
Even if I wasn't ace I would be after this talk. Blehhhh
IrnChef_Jovian2:06 AM
ANYWAY Haruka we're not putting that in the bedroom, I don't wanna be filmed :P
I have no idea how the internet corrupted you so badly but we have to get you back to being the graceful, elegant pianist you used to be!
Ami-chan, can you please help me install internet filters in the house?
@SpeedRcrX2:07 AM
Wait what
Mizunomics012:08 AM
Hmph. I don't know why you're wasting your time with her Mako-chan, but yes I can set up filters in your house to make everything nicely PG.
@SpeedRcrX2:08 AM
PG? As in "Pretty Great" right?
Mizunomics012:08 AM
...
@SpeedRcrX2:09 AM
Right?!
Mizunomics012:09 AM
*** Mizunomics01 is away
// J_Daito //2:09 AM
hahaha no more pr0n for you, Ten'ou
@SpeedRcrX2:09 AM
BUT THAT IS MY OXYGEN. I NEED THE FULL FRONTAL INTERNET
IrnChef_Jovian2:10 AM
Don't worry Haruka-san! Withdrawl will be painful but I'll be there to guide you through it. You can focus all that attention you were giving the fake internet women on me~
*** IrnChef_Jovian is away ;>
@SpeedRcrX2:11 AM
*** SpeedRcrX is away Wait what do you mean "fake internet women?"