But like Mr. Wright said, just because it was almost Christmas doesn't mean it was Christmas.

I still got them a gift though!

YOU GOT THEM THIS FOR GOD'S SAKE

They're FUN

They look like a giant collection of d[BLEEP]ks!

Like I said, fun!

If these "happy" snowmen are from Quebec does that mean they're filled with Maple Syrup?

I'd drink out of those bottles~

DO NOT NEED THIS MENTAL IMAGE SOMEONE HELP ME

Here let the awesomeness of the Bruticus Rap wash over you Ema

That's awesome~

No! That was Bruticus!

Ne Ne!!

"That time of year?"

Hai, Hai~

Erm, the Twelve Days of Christmas start after Christmas Day.

This is Japan, just roll with it, Paise.

To explain to everyone who's never been a part of this before, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool.

We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen.

Over the next twelve days we'll show what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

The first person selected for was: Piccolo
their word was: wife

...what

...how?

The two figures represent a husband and wife couple. The wife lays suggestively on her side with a hip jutting out, indicating her readiness to engage in carnal relations. The husband, like any c[BLEEP]k, is excited by this and wants to rub his success in the mating game in the face of every frustrated loner on the planet, so he mockingly writes "good morning" on a board which he brandishes to everyone, when he damn well knows it is only he who will have the "good morning" via sex with the wife.

I don't see how this powers me up.

Because, as a perpetually single being, you lack a mate. And with your super hearing, every whisper, moan and climactic "cock-a-doodle-doo" of the fornicating fowls will remind you of your lonely, frustrating existence, and the sheer tension will build until it explodes a volcanic release of of power from your body.

"power"

...that's not how Nameks work. We just vomit eggs.

LOL call it what you want man, just "vomit your eggs" in private.

...Are you looking for a beating, Ten'ou?

See, his agitation is growing already.

This is already off to an "exciting" start! Tune in tomorrow for day two, Minna-san!!