So guys Google reminded me that it still crawls the site
@SpeedRcrX6:59 AM
Why it's not like Google Search ever gives back useful s[BLEEP]t anymore it's all AI
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:00 AM
Yeah that's why I don't bother trying to appease it - BUT it did show us what people were searching to end up here
FireFly_97:00 AM
Oh no. How bad is it.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:01 AM
Put your NSFW goggles on
FireFly_97:01 AM
Ugh
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:02 AM
To save time we're just going to look at some of the top 20 queries
#1 is "lyrics doodoops.com doodoops.com"
@SpeedRcrX7:04 AM
What the f[BLEEP]k is a doodoops?
FireFly_97:06 AM
It takes me to an Iranian site which Google Translate says is "Doodoops website is a reference for music and entertainment and educational multimedia content for teenagers and young people (subject to Iranian laws)"
@SpeedRcrX7:06 AM
That sounds boring
And why would that lead to us?
// J_Daito //7:07 AM
Because, Ten'ou, you f[BLEEP]k up so much you're always saying "Dood, oops?"
@SpeedRcrX7:07 AM
I'm not a f[BLEEP]king Prinny :P
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:08 AM
Then, after the obvious "Suburban Senshi" we get to the NSFW
FireFly_97:08 AM
"Suburban Senshi" is not safe for something.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:08 AM
"auntie feast - nephew bangs his pent up hentai aunt while her husband is sleeping"
@SpeedRcrX7:08 AM
Wut
// J_Daito //7:08 AM
Okay who did it, fess up
Mizunomics017:09 AM
Well let's apply some logic here, shall we
Who is an "uncle" here?
No one here has brothers. So there has to be some other definition of "Uncle." Sakura-chan and Cressida-chan, being from the future, consider Jedite and Haruka-san "uncles" and refer to them as such. This narrows the list of Uncles to two.
Jedite's girlfriend is Sakura April. Haruka-san's wife is Michiru-san.
As the "aunt" is described as "pent up", it can't be Sakura April, because her.... "Relations" with Jedite are healthy.
// J_Daito //7:11 AM
"Mr. Maxx Power" never fails to satisfy~
Mizunomics017:12 AM
However, Haruka-san and Michiru-san's relationship has been in a state of terminal decline for the last few months.
@SpeedRcrX7:12 AM
...it isn't that bad
// J_Daito //7:12 AM
It's worse :P
@SpeedRcrX7:13 AM
Come on...
Mizunomics017:13 AM
Thus we can infer that Michiru-san is the "pent up hentai aunt"
@SpeedRcrX7:13 AM
Yeah but she doesn't have any nephews...
Mizunomics017:14 AM
In this case "nephew" might be playing fast and loose with the definition.
@SpeedRcrX7:14 AM
IT'S THAT GODDAMN KID FROM THE SCHOOL WITH THE FLOWERS ISN'T IT
Mizunomics017:14 AM
That "kid" would be an adult by now.
It would be perfectly legal, adultery aside.
@SpeedRcrX7:15 AM
.........................
Det. Ema Skye7:15 AM
I'd like to be the voice of reason here and point out this is all entirely speculation?
// J_Daito //7:16 AM
Now now Skye, if the Techbro says it, it has to be true. Is that not the way of the 21st century?
Det. Ema Skye7:16 AM
I... no?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:17 AM
The next one of interest is "step mom 'uhh you are such a pervert' s7:e3"
@SpeedRcrX7:17 AM
OKAY THAT COULD DESCRIBE LIKE 90% of us
Det. Ema Skye7:18 AM
Don't lump us in with you!
@SpeedRcrX7:18 AM
I AM NOT GOING DOWN ALONE
DJ Reverend_H7:18 AM
heheh she said "going down" yo
Det. Ema Skye7:19 AM
Oh you definitely have company, Haruka.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:19 AM
An oddly specific one was "plants' leaves absorb energy from ________, which often comes from the sun. what word completes the sentence?"
// J_Daito //7:19 AM
I KNOW THIS
THE FRUSTRATED DREAMS AND DESIRES OF TEENAGED GIRLS
Det. Ema Skye7:20 AM
In what way does that relate to the sun ?
// J_Daito //7:20 AM
SOME JAPANESE APHORISM ABOUT SHINING YOUTH I DON'T KNOW
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:21 AM
Immediately below that was "mitosis in the ________ accounts for growth of the nail."
flame_SNIPER7:24 AM
Like why would they expect to find those kinds of answers here?
Mizunomics017:27 AM
...the nail matrix, obviously. The Nail matrix is the formative layer of cells at the base of the fingernail or toenail composed of dividing keratinocytes, which matures and keratinizes to produce the nail plate.
flame_SNIPER7:27 AM
Oh, right.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:27 AM
Then the next term was "eccentrix hentai"
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:27 AM
Oh is that when you and Paisley-san get it on?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:27 AM
Oi!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:28 AM
You should talk miss "I hump a pegasus in order to get past my Electra Complex."
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:28 AM
LOOK
I HAVE ISSUES OKAY
I'M TRYING TO WORK THROUGH THEM AFTER NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO YEARS
GIVE ME A F[BLEEP]KING BREAK
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:29 AM
Next was "type 50 tardis"
Which can't be mine as it's a Type 60
@The Intern7:32 AM
The amount of Time Lords that visit here doesn't make this an unreasonable search term.
IrnChef_Jovian7:32 AM
I haven't heard any terms relating to the senshi...
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:33 AM
Oh there was one in the top 20
"devious usagi scat porn"
@SpeedRcrX7:33 AM
.
flame_SNIPER7:33 AM
...
IrnChef_Jovian7:33 AM
....
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:33 AM
..
Det. Ema Skye7:34 AM
God help me for being forced to even think about this but what are they looking for? Usagi being devious about looking at scat porn? Scat porn being done by a devious Usagi?
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:35 AM
Somehow I can't imagine Usagi-chan even watching that kind of thing
flame_SNIPER7:35 AM
I just hear her in my head braying "eww! That one's pooping!"
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:36 AM
Oh god I just looked at 21-30
"a rpg in which a blonde gal jk gives birth to a child from a futanari tribe and breastfeeds it"
@SpeedRcrX7:36 AM
JESUS WHAT
@The Intern7:37 AM
I've heard about that sort of thing happening Three Million Years in the Future...
IrnChef_Jovian7:37 AM
Eww
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:37 AM
"gallifrey gals nude"
@Sakura X. Aino7:37 AM
...
@The Intern7:38 AM
...
the obession humans seem to have with the nude form is frankly mystifying.
@Sakura X. Aino7:38 AM
(they're a really repressed species socially)
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:39 AM
Results 31-40...
"sporechan"
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:39 AM
Ugh
I... really want.. to get past the "spore" thing... it's been forever...
@SpeedRcrX7:41 AM
To be fair, you used to be a really annoying s[BLEEP]t until that piano dropped on your head
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:41 AM
YOU dropped it on my head and now I talk stupid!
But still...
Ever since I started being a Detective with Ema-san, it feels kinda good to be respected, you know? I want more of that.
FireFly_97:42 AM
Chibiusa-chan, you're finally growing up
...metaphorically anyway
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:43 AM
...F[BLEEP]K YOU I ACTUALLY GREW HALF AN INCH THIS YEAR!!
T_T
Mizunomics017:43 AM
I wonder...
FireFly_97:43 AM
?
Mizunomics017:44 AM
I wonder if, due to the parental neglect and ostracism Chibiusa-chan faced as a child, plus the unrelenting mockery she faced from large corners of society as well due to the excessive focus on her during the Year of the Dead Moon...
What if, given her power and control of the Silver Crystal, it literally led to her mentally "stunting" herself physically as her mental growth was similarly stunted?
And now that she's being taken seriously for the first time, perhaps she's "unlocking" and starting to grow both within and without?
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:47 AM
..whoa... deep
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:48 AM
Well those stupid search terms actually lead to a deeper kind of searching... the soul kind.
@SpeedRcrX7:48 AM
yeah yeah i still want to know who that "nephew" was ☠
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