Suburban Senshi Entry #2450 - “The Suburban Senshi celebrate X's Birthday (2024 edition)! ”
#2450 “The Suburban Senshi celebrate X's Birthday (2024 edition)! ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 29 September 2024 7:23PM
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:33 PM
Ne Ne X-chan it's time for your SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:33 PM
...
My birthday is tommorow
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:34 PM
Exactly!! Which is why this is a surprise!!
@SpeedRcrX7:34 PM
...that's actually pretty solid logic
@Sakura X. Aino7:35 PM
So what mom did was, because we didn't plan this till the last second, was she got all the gifts on our behalf, we all donated to a present pool
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:36 PM
So we don't actually know what "we" got you <_<
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:36 PM
...this should be interesting lol
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:37 PM
Of course!! It's my genius idea!!
* C'est_la_V hands out bags of gifts to everyone *
* C'est_la_V pulls out a list of names *
I pulled your names out of a hat and made the ⌈GIVING ORDER⌋ so just present your gifts to X-chan in the ⌈GIVING ORDER⌋ and we'll be fine!!
FireFly_97:39 PM
Why do you have Giving Order in Quotes
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:39 PM
Because the ⌈GIVING ORDER⌋ is sacred!!
FireFly_97:39 PM
...ok...
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:48 PM
This way we don't show any favoritism by who goes in what order!!
setsy_meiou7:48 PM
Don't worry, no one likes him
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:49 PM
... takes one to know one :P
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:49 PM
STOP FIGHTING AND HAVE FUN!! THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT!! THE COMMANDMENT OF MINAKO-SAMA!!
START THE ⌈GIVING ORDER⌋!!
Franziska von Karma7:50 PM
...It would appear that I am first on this list
* Franziska von Karma opens the bag she was handed by Aino Minako *
Doctor Xadium, this is your present




...
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:51 PM
I... thanks? (What is it?)
Franziska von Karma7:52 PM
I don't know... perhaps an inflated cushion for sitting?
* Franziska von Karma looks to Miss Aino Minako *
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:52 PM
It's a picture frame!!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:52 PM
An inflatable picture frame?
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:53 PM
To save our happy memories from this day!!
Franziska von Karma7:53 PM
Why "inflatable" though?
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:53 PM
Because that's fun!!
Next person!
=^catablanca^=7:54 PM
Okay let's see here... X I got you... uhh..




MINA WHAT THE HELL
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:55 PM
I might have gotten distracted while making the orders.... mom was s[BLEEP]tting me up for money and trying to get me to sell you to her so she could sell you to the mob for money and then Haruka-san got in a fight with a Precure and was bleeding all over the ground and
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:56 PM
I appreciate the sentiment Artemis... I'll find good use for these... decorative... paper streamers.
Mdm_Maestro7:56 PM
* Mdm_Maestro looks at what she got Xadium and slowly smiles *
Ahh, Minako-chan chose well for me. Yes. This present suits you just fine, Xadium.




@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:57 PM
....
Mdm_Maestro7:58 PM
Maybe one day you'll do art that captures my brilliance and we can revisit the sentiment.
=^catablanca^=7:58 PM
Mina where did you buy all this stuff
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:58 PM
Wish.com!
=^catablanca^=7:58 PM
I KNEW IT
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:59 PM
What it's the place to go to buy stuff that makes wishes come true!!
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert7:59 PM
So X I guess I got you this




...series of tubes.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:00 PM
It's what the internet's made of <_<
Det. Ema Skye8:03 PM
Here's mine:




[gTV]C'est_la_V8:03 PM
THAT'S SO CUTE
Det. Ema Skye8:04 PM
...did you buy these because you thought they were something we'd like to get X or something you thought was cute, Minako?
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:04 PM
I'm exceptionally good taste!!
Det. Ema Skye8:04 PM
* Det. Ema Skye sighs *
GERMATOID8:05 PM
THIS ONE IS FROM ME:




@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:06 PM
...
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:06 PM
(no that's from me later :P)
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:07 PM
It's a cake!!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:07 PM
WHAT PART OF THAT IS A CAKE
@SpeedRcrX8:07 PM
I can see the "cheesecake" factor
setsy_meiou8:08 PM
Well from me he gets this




so now the alien can have a nice inflatable blow up companion to do alien things with :P
FireFly_98:09 PM
...It actually has a "come hither" gaze...
DJ Reverend_H8:09 PM
Yo X if you don't want it I'll take it yo
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:10 PM
...feel free
Mizunomics018:11 PM
This gift was assigned to me. I feel this would have worked better for Motoki-san.
IrnChef_Jovian8:12 PM
Ami-chan can you not make those kind of jokes about him!!
@SpeedRcrX8:12 PM
You gonna be okay, Mako-chan?
IrnChef_Jovian8:13 PM
Y-yeah
Mdm_Maestro8:13 PM
Hmph
[gTV]Aya-chan!8:13 PM
Here's my present




[gTV]Red_Crow8:14 PM
Boss did you buy X a murder weapon
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:15 PM
It's just a hunting bow!! Like Evergreen Catnip from that one movie!!
=^catablanca^=8:15 PM
Katniss
@SpeedRcrX8:16 PM
So this is what I got you




...
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert8:16 PM
THAT IS SO METAL
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:16 PM
It's yours Lyrica
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert8:16 PM
THANK YOU
now to fill it with cherry Jello and freak out the mundanes
@Sakura X. Aino8:21 PM
This is from me, pop!




...I guess it'll come in handy if you're trying to summon spirits or something
=^catablanca^=8:21 PM
Mina how much time did you spend selecting these things
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:22 PM
What you should be counting is the thought, Artemis!!
FireFly_98:23 PM
This is from me.




@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:23 PM
That looks exquisite!
FireFly_98:23 PM
...It's an inch long.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:23 PM
...ah
Silicon Momoko8:23 PM
Now he knows how women feel
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:25 PM
This is from me!!




I put a lot of thought into it!!
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:25 PM
...a Knockoff memory card?
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:25 PM
But it's from "oeing!" And I know you love it when certain things go "oeing!"
* C'est_la_V demonstrates some impressive GAINAX bounce *
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:26 PM
<_<
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:26 PM
Yeah that hasn't changed about him any.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:26 PM
CAN WE MOVE ON
[gTV]Red_Crow8:27 PM
I'm up. I got you... what the f[BLEEP]k




@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:28 PM
LOL WHAT
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:28 PM
Oh god if we do a group pic you need to wear that X
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:28 PM
...
[gTV]Red_Crow8:30 PM
Minako we really need to talk about this whole birthday scheme thing
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:30 PM
It's so great isn't it!?!
Dr. M. Hanyu8:34 PM
This is mine...




@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:36 PM
...It's been a long time since I was at University.
Dr. M. Hanyu8:37 PM
Well look at it as uh... a good luck wish for surviving the transition into another year of being ancient
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:37 PM
..right
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:37 PM
* C'est_la_V gives X-chan a thumbs-up!! *
flame_SNIPER8:39 PM
Xadium-san this is... oh kami-sama what




@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:39 PM
.....................
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:39 PM
Should X wear this or the priest outfit LOL
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:39 PM
How about neither :P
@SpeedRcrX8:40 PM
How about both LMAO
Silicon Momoko8:43 PM
...this is what I got.




. Minako-san is this a joke about the way some people talk about my boobs
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:43 PM
They're JUST CUTE ANIMALS
Vermellia X. Rosso8:46 PM
This is what I go... aww man I'm sorry Grandpop...




[gTV]C'est_la_V8:46 PM
Why are you apologizing, Vermellia-chan! It's a cute keychain!!
Vermellia X. Rosso8:47 PM
The "L"...
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:47 PM
L! For "Lover!!"
Vermellia X. Rosso8:47 PM
That's not... what it means... and it's also creepy coming from his GRANDDAUGHTER
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:47 PM
A LOVER OF LIFE AND SCIENCE!!
Vermellia X. Rosso8:48 PM
IT MEANS "LOSER"
setsy_meiou8:48 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:48 PM
:<
Mdm_Maestro8:49 PM
It is the perfect gift for him indeed.
IrnChef_Jovian8:52 PM




MINA-P THIS THING IS "USED"
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:52 PM
...I don't want to know how it was "used"...
// J_Daito //8:53 PM
"You got a purdy mouth there, boy."
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:53 PM
D:
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.8:58 PM




... you're a Vegetarian right... I dunno why Minako-chan picked this for me
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:58 PM
* Paisley Pythia Peinforte demonstrates Gainax bounce* *
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.8:59 PM
LOLLLLLLLLLL
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:59 PM
* [ DR. XADiUM ] facepalms *
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:59 PM
kekekekekekekekeke
Chiba_M9:04 PM
Take this gift and become cool like me, Xadium-san.




The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:04 PM
Oh god smoking is so cringe
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:04 PM
Unless you're smoking hot like me!!
@The Intern9:05 PM




...I apologise.
=^catablanca^=9:06 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S LUNA OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
* =^catablanca^= has PTSD *
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:06 PM
That's f[BLEEP]king terrifying. I love it.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:06 PM
It's yours Lyrica
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:06 PM
SCORE
// J_Daito //9:07 PM
*snort* this one is perfect for you, Time Lord.




@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:08 PM
IS IT GIVING BIRTH WTF
MINAKO WHY
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:08 PM
Because chickens are funny!!
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:08 PM
We need to like never let her organize one of these things again
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte9:09 PM
Sadly we're still not done.
My turn:




I've always wanted to try camping with you, X, but this is not how I imagined the tent.
@SpeedRcrX9:10 PM
NGL that would be fun in normal size
@Chateaux Concierge9:11 PM
...
So this is what...
"This is What" is probably the best description for it X




@SpeedRcrX9:12 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
F[BLEEP]king LOL we REALLY need to dress him up in all this
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:12 PM
NO IT'S OKAY REALLY
@spritflame9:13 PM
xadium enjoy / for your birthday gift special / what the f[BLEEP]king hell




// J_Daito //9:14 PM
Is that a plush Transformer or something?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:14 PM
Mina what is that
[gTV]C'est_la_V9:14 PM
Kawaii. It's Kawaii!
golD_lux9:15 PM
Welp I guess I'm the last gift giver
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:15 PM
Oh thank Rassilon
golD_lux9:16 PM
Don't thank him yet because I'm pretty sure Uncle Haruka's gonna want you to wear this too




.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:16 PM
A GRILL FOR VAMPIRES
@[ DR. XADiUM ]9:16 PM
It's yours Lyrica
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert9:16 PM
Thanks but I have taste
[gTV]C'est_la_V2:43 AM
* C'est_la_V gets a picture taken *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY X-CHAN!! THANKS FOR GROWING OLD WITH US!!




@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 29 September 2024 2:44AM











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