Ne Ne X-chan it's time for your SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

...

Exactly!! Which is why this is a surprise!!

...that's actually pretty solid logic

So what mom did was, because we didn't plan this till the last second, was she got all the gifts on our behalf, we all donated to a present pool

So we don't actually know what "we" got you <_<

...this should be interesting lol

Of course!! It's my genius idea!!

Why do you have Giving Order in Quotes

Because the ⌈GIVING ORDER⌋ is sacred!!

...ok...

This way we don't show any favoritism by who goes in what order!!

Don't worry, no one likes him

... takes one to know one :P

STOP FIGHTING AND HAVE FUN!! THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT!! THE COMMANDMENT OF MINAKO-SAMA!!

...It would appear that I am first on this list

I... thanks? (What is it?)

I don't know... perhaps an inflated cushion for sitting?

It's a picture frame!!

An inflatable picture frame?

To save our happy memories from this day!!

Why "inflatable" though?

Because that's fun!!

Okay let's see here... X I got you... uhh..

I might have gotten distracted while making the orders.... mom was s[BLEEP]tting me up for money and trying to get me to sell you to her so she could sell you to the mob for money and then Haruka-san got in a fight with a Precure and was bleeding all over the ground and

I appreciate the sentiment Artemis... I'll find good use for these... decorative... paper streamers.

....

Maybe one day you'll do art that captures my brilliance and we can revisit the sentiment.

Mina where did you buy all this stuff

Wish.com!

I KNEW IT

What it's the place to go to buy stuff that makes wishes come true!!

So X I guess I got you this



...series of tubes.

It's what the internet's made of <_<

Here's mine:

THAT'S SO CUTE

...did you buy these because you thought they were something we'd like to get X or something you thought was cute, Minako?

I'm exceptionally good taste!!

THIS ONE IS FROM ME:

...

(no that's from me later :P)

It's a cake!!

WHAT PART OF THAT IS A CAKE

I can see the "cheesecake" factor

Well from me he gets this



so now the alien can have a nice inflatable blow up companion to do alien things with :P

...It actually has a "come hither" gaze...

Yo X if you don't want it I'll take it yo

...feel free

This gift was assigned to me. I feel this would have worked better for Motoki-san.

Ami-chan can you not make those kind of jokes about him!!

You gonna be okay, Mako-chan?

Y-yeah

Hmph

Here's my present

Boss did you buy X a murder weapon

It's just a hunting bow!! Like Evergreen Catnip from that one movie!!

Katniss

So this is what I got you

THAT IS SO METAL

It's yours Lyrica

THANK YOU

This is from me, pop!



...I guess it'll come in handy if you're trying to summon spirits or something

Mina how much time did you spend selecting these things

What you should be counting is the thought, Artemis!!

This is from me.

That looks exquisite!

...It's an inch long.

...ah

Now he knows how women feel

This is from me!!



I put a lot of thought into it!!

...a Knockoff memory card?

But it's from "oeing!" And I know you love it when certain things go "oeing!"

<_<

Yeah that hasn't changed about him any.

CAN WE MOVE ON

I'm up. I got you... what the f[BLEEP]k

LOL WHAT

Oh god if we do a group pic you need to wear that X

...

Minako we really need to talk about this whole birthday scheme thing

It's so great isn't it!?!

This is mine...

...It's been a long time since I was at University.

Well look at it as uh... a good luck wish for surviving the transition into another year of being ancient

..right

Xadium-san this is... oh kami-sama what

.....................

Should X wear this or the priest outfit LOL

How about neither :P

How about both LMAO

...this is what I got.



. Minako-san is this a joke about the way some people talk about my boobs

They're JUST CUTE ANIMALS

This is what I go... aww man I'm sorry Grandpop...

Why are you apologizing, Vermellia-chan! It's a cute keychain!!

The "L"...

L! For "Lover!!"

That's not... what it means... and it's also creepy coming from his GRANDDAUGHTER

A LOVER OF LIFE AND SCIENCE!!

IT MEANS "LOSER"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:<

It is the perfect gift for him indeed.

MINA-P THIS THING IS "USED"

...I don't want to know how it was "used"...

"You got a purdy mouth there, boy."

D:

... you're a Vegetarian right... I dunno why Minako-chan picked this for me

LOLLLLLLLLLL

kekekekekekekekeke

Take this gift and become cool like me, Xadium-san.

Oh god smoking is so cringe

Unless you're smoking hot like me!!

...I apologise.

OH MY GOD IT'S LUNA OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

That's f[BLEEP]king terrifying. I love it.

It's yours Lyrica

SCORE

*snort* this one is perfect for you, Time Lord.

IS IT GIVING BIRTH WTF

Because chickens are funny!!

We need to like never let her organize one of these things again

Sadly we're still not done.

NGL that would be fun in normal size

...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO IT'S OKAY REALLY

xadium enjoy / for your birthday gift special / what the f[BLEEP]king hell

Is that a plush Transformer or something?

Mina what is that

Kawaii. It's Kawaii!

Welp I guess I'm the last gift giver

Oh thank Rassilon

Don't thank him yet because I'm pretty sure Uncle Haruka's gonna want you to wear this too



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A GRILL FOR VAMPIRES

It's yours Lyrica

Thanks but I have taste