Suburban Senshi Entry #2425 - “No future for old jerks! History, going off the rails!! ”
#2425 “No future for old jerks! History, going off the rails!! ”
@spritflame
*** welcome to #suburbansenshi-backrooms
Log excerpt starts - 29 July 2024 7:15AM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Poor X is completely laid up, bruised aching and unable to move.
DJ Reverend_H
...how freaky did you two get yo?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
... he was fighting Krynoids all day yesterday.
DJ Reverend_H
What's that, yo?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Giant plant-creatures the size of a house that if left unstopped would sap the life out of the globe
FireFly_9
So instead of a "Tree of Might" it's like a "Salad of Might"?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Bascially
@SpeedRcrX
Guys guys help I have no monies
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
Like so how is this like different than any other day
@SpeedRcrX
SHE CUT OFF MY BANK ACCOUNT
FireFly_9
Chibiusa-chan's question still stands
@SpeedRcrX
LIKE IT'S COMPLETELY GONE YOU GUYS IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS BAD BEFORE
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Maybe you should go talk to her like a reasonable adult? Offer to change your wandering ways?
@SpeedRcrX
... I look but I don't touch
Like... ugh this is stupid, I'm worrying about nothing
FireFly_9
What do you mean, Haruka-poppa?
@SpeedRcrX
Our future is secure right? We have the future kids. Ten'ou K. Megume and Kaioh T. Katsumi. So everything works out!! :D
@Sakura X. Aino
Erm. That's in my timeline. Earth 1337-B
This is Earth 1337-A, a timeline which has been slowly going off the rails the last few years to the point where nothing is guaranteed for you guys.
I mean mom, Aunt Rei, Aunt Mako, Aunt Ami have all gotten kids in the present day.
Pop and Paisley have ended up together eventually.
The Golden Crescent has come out of nowhere.
Chibiusa is speaking proper English.
@SpeedRcrX
...
@Sakura X. Aino
Don't you see? Nothing you knew from 2005 is relevant anymore.
@SpeedRcrX
Are you saying like... there's a real chance she could dump me and it would stick?!
@Sakura X. Aino
It's a whole new, scary universe.
@SpeedRcrX
I F[BLEEP]KING HATE THE MULTIVERSE
MAKING ME BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS AND S[BLEEP]T
*** SpeedRcrX is away WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K AM I GOING TO DO
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 29 July 2024 7:57AM











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