Suburban Senshi Entry #2425 - “No future for old jerks! History, going off the rails!! ”
#2425 “No future for old jerks! History, going off the rails!! ”
 | @spritflame *** welcome to #suburbansenshi-backrooms
Log excerpt starts - 29 July 2024 7:15AM |
 | @Paisley Pythia Peinforte Poor X is completely laid up, bruised aching and unable to move. |
 | DJ Reverend_H ...how freaky did you two get yo? |
| @Paisley Pythia Peinforte ... he was fighting Krynoids all day yesterday. |
| DJ Reverend_H What's that, yo? |
| @Paisley Pythia Peinforte Giant plant-creatures the size of a house that if left unstopped would sap the life out of the globe |
 | FireFly_9 So instead of a "Tree of Might" it's like a "Salad of Might"? |
| @Paisley Pythia Peinforte Bascially |
 | @SpeedRcrX Guys guys help I have no monies |
 | .'~SugaBB_2999~'. Like so how is this like different than any other day |
| @SpeedRcrX SHE CUT OFF MY BANK ACCOUNT |
| FireFly_9 Chibiusa-chan's question still stands |
| @SpeedRcrX LIKE IT'S COMPLETELY GONE YOU GUYS IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS BAD BEFORE |
| @Paisley Pythia Peinforte Maybe you should go talk to her like a reasonable adult? Offer to change your wandering ways? |
| @SpeedRcrX ... I look but I don't touch |
| Like... ugh this is stupid, I'm worrying about nothing |
| FireFly_9 What do you mean, Haruka-poppa? |
| @SpeedRcrX Our future is secure right? We have the future kids. Ten'ou K. Megume and Kaioh T. Katsumi. So everything works out!! :D |
 | @Sakura X. Aino Erm. That's in my timeline. Earth 1337-B |
| This is Earth 1337-A, a timeline which has been slowly going off the rails the last few years to the point where nothing is guaranteed for you guys. |
| I mean mom, Aunt Rei, Aunt Mako, Aunt Ami have all gotten kids in the present day. |
| Pop and Paisley have ended up together eventually. |
| The Golden Crescent has come out of nowhere. |
| Chibiusa is speaking proper English. |
| @SpeedRcrX ... |
| @Sakura X. Aino Don't you see? Nothing you knew from 2005 is relevant anymore. |
| @SpeedRcrX Are you saying like... there's a real chance she could dump me and it would stick?! |
| @Sakura X. Aino It's a whole new, scary universe. |
| @SpeedRcrX I F[BLEEP]KING HATE THE MULTIVERSE |
| MAKING ME BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS AND S[BLEEP]T |
| *** SpeedRcrX is away WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K AM I GOING TO DO |
| @spritflame Log excerpt ends - 29 July 2024 7:57AM
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