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Suburban Senshi Entry #2415 - “Budokai fallout! Turning and turning in the widening gyre!!”
#2415 “Budokai fallout! Turning and turning in the widening gyre!!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 10 July 2024 8:11PM
Mdm_Maestro
So Hotaru-chan has won the Budokai.
In her path to victory she humiliated me, and then Haruka failed to avenge me.
@SpeedRcrX
Hey she mercilessly beat the s[BLEEP]t out of me too!
Mdm_Maestro
...Which disappoints me so utterly. Not only could you not redeem yourself, you could not protect my honor which reflects badly on my choices for believing in You.
@SpeedRcrX
...
FireFly_9
Michiru-momma do you listen to yourself?
Mdm_Maestro
NO MORE MOMMA
FireFly_9
...what
Mdm_Maestro
YOU DON'T GET TO COMMIT MATRICIDE AND THEN KEEP CALLING ME MOTHER
FireFly_9
...YOU DON'T GET TO LITERALLY ASSASSINATE YOUR CHILD and TELL ME HOW TO REACT
@SpeedRcrX
Guys come on
Mdm_Maestro
NO!
IT'S BEEN ALMOST THREE DECADES OF THIS
I'M TIRED
FireFly_9
Of what? Being reminded how bloodthirsty and stubborn you were? Of how your plans were so incredibly short-sighted and foolish?
@SpeedRcrX
Michi where is this coming from
Mdm_Maestro
...I HAVE ALWAYS HAD MY PRIDE
AND YOU TWO HAVE ALWAYS TRAMPLED ON IT
Always I'm expected to be the quiet one! The sensitive musician and painter!
Always overlooked! Always expected to be demure!
@SpeedRcrX
I never overlooked you!
Mdm_Maestro
No of course not! You looked me over quite well, at the same time you were looking over Elza Grey, Makoto-chan, the green orion slave women, KITT and others!
@SpeedRcrX
DUDE
Sure I looked but I didn't touch!
FireFly_9
KITT's gearshifter disagrees?
Mdm_Maestro
And yet you drain my fortunes CONSTANTLY, continuously drinking, wrecking your cars, and living the life of Riley while I labor in obscurity! And every time I've tried to break into the limelight, either by forming my own evil supergroup, taking over the website, having a painterly month dedicated to me, or even putting down our wayward child, you have not supported me!
@SpeedRcrX
...have you forgotten I'm an ace race car driver and pianist? I make my own money too!
Mdm_Maestro
I KNOW YOU'RE A FAST D[BLEEP]K
@SpeedRcrX
.....................
Mdm_Maestro
I chased you from the moment I saw you, but I never realized how fast you would become!
@SpeedRcrX
Michiru.
YOU were the one who convinced me so desperately to be a hardcore badass warrior to save the world
Do you remember I didn't want to go so hard?
YOU MADE ME THE ZEALOT THAT MURDERED THE S[BLEEP]T OUT OF HOTARU
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...what is happening here?
FireFly_9




Godot
Tomoe. There's an old saying in the legal profession.
"Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it."
FireFly_9
Heh.
Mdm_Maestro
Wait. You're blaming ME for this!?
YOU WERE JUST AS WILLING AND COMPLICIT
setsy_meiou
...
You both seem to overlook that you murdered me as well in the battle against Galaxia
@SpeedRcrX
YOU KNEW THE RISKS
setsy_meiou
I WASN'T EXPECTING TO BE STABBED IN THE BACK
Mdm_Maestro
WELL WHY NOT, YOU SEEMED TO SEE FAR ENOUGH AHEAD TO GIVE US YOUR INFURIATING RIDDLES AND LEAD US DOWN WHATEVER HELLISH PATH YOU DESIRED
setsy_meiou
....Right "Sailor Neptune". At least you Still have your powers and your name! You came out of all that just fine, whereas my path to ruin was set from the moment your both TOOK MY SAILOR CRYSTAL
@SpeedRcrX
God stop whining Sets.
Mdm_Maestro
Yes, Setsuna, stop whining.
setsy_meiou
....
After my humiliating defeat in the Budokai I was made a very interesting offer by a new power in this universe.
Mdm_Maestro
That's nice dear. But HARUKA I want you to explain to me how I can be made to BELIEVE IN YOU once again!
@SpeedRcrX
Well I need YOU to stop looking DOWN on me!
setsy_meiou
...Are you listening to me!?
Mdm_Maestro
It's hard not to look down on you when you've fallen so low!
@SpeedRcrX
ME LOW? ME LOW?
setsy_meiou
ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING TO ME?!
Mdm_Maestro
SETSUNA SHUT UP!
setsy_meiou
THAT'S IT
*** setsy_meiou is away The Division offered me power. And I'm going to take them up on it. And then I'm going to show you all what it means to f[BLEEP]king ignore me T_T
@SpeedRcrX
God what's her problem!
Mdm_Maestro
SEE WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE HARUKA!?
@SpeedRcrX
_YOU_ WHERE THE ONE WHO TOLD HER TO SHUT UP!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...so, the other day... you know, I was reminded of something fun you all did years before I got here... a MiST of Turkish Star Trek
Mdm_Maestro
HARUKA I'M TIRED OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS!
@SpeedRcrX
AND I'M TIRED OF YOU BEING SUCH A PRIG!
Mdm_Maestro
...WELL I NEVER
@SpeedRcrX
...AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM! MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE!
Mdm_Maestro
MAYBE I SHOULD!
*** Mdm_Maestro is away HMPH
@SpeedRcrX
*** SpeedRcrX is away HMPH
FireFly_9




@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
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@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 11 July 2024 7:50AM





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