Suburban Senshi Entry #2414 - “[Budokai 2k24] END - Tomoe Hotaru vs Sakura April Shinguuji + UraNept in Uraknots! ”
#2414 “[Budokai 2k24] END - Tomoe Hotaru vs Sakura April Shinguuji + UraNept in Uraknots! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 10 July 2024 7:01AM
@SpeedRcrX
OnePiece fans on Reddit are so f[BLEEP]king entitled. Just because the Egghead Arc of the manga started off at a blistering pace compared to Wano now they expect massive lore drops every week and the whining when the story pacing slows down is f[BLEEP]king insane
[gTV]Red_Crow
This is why "fandoms" are garbage and life was better when you didn't f[BLEEP]king know other people's opinions existed.
Franziska von Karma
Mein Gott that judge
Det. Ema Skye
What did he do now?
Franziska von Karma
He continues to be unable to tell when someone is impersonating Moster Phoenix Wright in the Courtroom, no matter how outlandish their behavior.




Det. Ema Skye
...
At this point I think we've all given up on him. I remember when he came to the astonishing conclusion that his wife's nails were red only because she painted them.
@SpeedRcrX
Well I mean if you're going to adopt an expedited trial system where everything gets done in three days that would fry anyone's brain
Mdm_Maestro
Speaking of fried brains Google is onto you once again, Haruka.




@SpeedRcrX
LOOK THAT WAS AGES AGO
FireFly_9
And yet the Internet has not forgotten.
@SpeedRcrX
...
THIS IS A CONSPIRACY.
Y'all are CONSPIRING AGAINST ME
Mdm_Maestro
My dissatisfaction with your "shenanigans" is growing, dear.
Ever since you lost that match to Hotaru-chan, I've been re-evaluating what you're doing to my standing in the world.
@SpeedRcrX
...
IT WAS JUST ONE MATCH
FireFly_9
You realize, Michiru-momma, that her "master plan" basically made you an accomplice to murder.
Mdm_Maestro
* Mdm_Maestro shrugs "Rich people murder people all the time dear." *
FireFly_9
...
Mdm_Maestro
She just had the incredibly bad taste to face the consequences for it.
And that's simply not done.
[gTV]Red_Crow
NGL that's f[BLEEP]ked up, Michiru
Mdm_Maestro
The world is manifestly unjust in so many ways, Karasuma-san.
I'm still pondering what Haruka's punishment for her failure to be a suitable consort for myself should be.
@SpeedRcrX
...Don't you go down this road, Michiru!
DON'T YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD
Mdm_Maestro
OR WHAT
@SpeedRcrX
SOME THINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNKNOWN
FireFly_9
You mean like the status of your child?
@SpeedRcrX
WHAT CHILD
FireFly_9
...the one you had years ago when a power-made Usagi turned you into a man briefly and you and Michiru-momma rutted as usual?
The one who you abandoned in a boarding school in Latveria and is now... 12 years old?
@SpeedRcrX
Not ringing any bells.
Mdm_Maestro
YOU SEE? YOU CAN't EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF OUR PRECIOUS CHILD ALEJANDRO
FireFly_9
..."Alexander".
Mdm_Maestro
....ALEJANDRO SOUNDS MORE EXOTIC
FireFly_9
Oh my god.
Anyway, I have to go. It's time for the final match of the Budokai
@SpeedRcrX
I HOPE SAKURA APRIL CREAMS YOU
FireFly_9
...If I win, it will be absolute proof that I'm superior to you, Haruka-poppa. And then *I* shall be the dominant one in our family!
Mdm_Maestro
...If she wins, Haruka, my shame will be complete!
FireFly_9
*** FireFly_9 is away
[gTV]Red_Crow
Who will take home all the marbles and declare victory in the Suburban Senshi Budokai? FIND OUT NOW!
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 10 July 2024 7:29AM
Thanks to Darkstalker Raoul for finding the Bizarro Wright comic!











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