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Suburban Senshi Entry #2413 - “[Budokai 2k24] Round 14 - Battle of the Big Guns! Vermellia X. Rosso vs Sakura April Shinguuji + Retail Shenanigans & Haruka's Despair!”
#2413 “[Budokai 2k24] Round 14 - Battle of the Big Guns! Vermellia X. Rosso vs Sakura April Shinguuji + Retail Shenanigans & Haruka's Despair!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 09 July 2024 12:10AM
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nothing but respect for retail workers
I had to do it as a side job for a little while when times were tough at the shrine
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
I was watching Cecelia Immergreen's playthrough of "I am a part-time worker!" the othe day and she really captured the essence of retail, and how some customers really needed to be treated and ultimately how just about every retail worker eventually comes to feel about their store.
FireFly_9
I see no lies.
@SpeedRcrX
well you know what I saw?!
On Michi's phone!?




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Why were you looking through her phone, Haruka-san?
@SpeedRcrX
It rang and I picked it up for her and it was a spam call but then this was open
DJ Reverend_H
Oh s[BLEEP]t yo is she gonna "Ride the Knight" yo?
@SpeedRcrX
SHUT UP IT'S NOT FUNNY
FireFly_9
Why are you complaining, it's not like you and KITT's gearshifter don't have a sordid history
@SpeedRcrX
THE BOND BETWEEN CAR AND DRIVER IS SACRED
FireFly_9
But it's not even your car?
@SpeedRcrX
LOOK CAN'T YOU SEE I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THIS TURN FO EVENTS
FireFly_9
Look can't you see the size of my smile
@SpeedRcrX
YOU RUINED MY LIFE HOTARU
FireFly_9
YOU KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED ME HARUKA-POPPA
@SpeedRcrX
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHEN YOU PUT THE TWO EVENTS IN PROXIMITY LIKE THAT IT SOUNDS WAY WORSE THAN IT WAS
FireFly_9
Oh my bad, I should have made it clear you WAITED A FEW YEARS BEFORE KILLING ME AND THE WOMAN YOU SWORE TO RAISE ME WITH
@SpeedRcrX
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDEROUS MISCHARACTERIZATION
FireFly_9
THEN SIT THE F[BLEEP]K DOWN
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...I don't want to know what I just walked in on
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A tale as old as time, Paisley-san
[gTV]Red_Crow
Well as much as I'd love to see them beat the s[BLEEP]t out of each other, it's time for the last bout of the New School block in the Suburban Senshi Budokai, where the gunslingers go at it! Vermellia X. Rosso versus Sakura April!
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 09 July 2024 7:37AM





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March 14, 1999: Mercurius was attending a curry party at school, when Teruru attacked using Yasha, determined to take over the galaxy. As the Senshi sought advice from their talking pets, Sailor Venus made the scene, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. The Moonlight Knight got relentlessly hit on by Fish-Eye. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden run-in biting by Artemis. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.


[21:39] <FireFly_9> He was drunk, Haruka-poppa. His latent attraction to you must have been unleashed.
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait what he's attracted to ME
[21:39] <// J_Daito //> CLUE TRAIN ADMIT ONE PASSENGER


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