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Suburban Senshi Entry #2401 - “[Budokai 2k24] Round 2 - Helios vs. Minako + The facts of Rei-chan's Facts of Life!”
#2401 “[Budokai 2k24] Round 2 - Helios vs. Minako + The facts of Rei-chan's Facts of Life!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 26 June 2024 8:57AM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...well if that gets up your nose you're done.
Det. Ema Skye
So some people are saying the Carpet Cleaning Videos linked yesterday are setups - that the guys are intentionally caking rugs with dirt and hosing them off for TikTok fodder.
@SpeedRcrX
It makes sense to me - I mean how the f[BLEEP]k do those things get completely encrusted like that all the time?
IrnChef_Jovian
Yeah but does it matter? Watching them clean the rugs is so relaxing. It doesn't matter if it's fake - it's fake in the way a staged ASMR video is fake.
And really, I'd rather they get viral for cleaning carpets instead of like, finding dead bodies on an island and filming it.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
So guys? Question




@SpeedRcrX
OH LOL you didn't know?
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God, I wish that was the only thing of his I'd gotten
Chiba_M
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
GROSS
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YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING IT I LIVED IT
Det. Ema Skye
I thought Miko weren't supposed to... you know
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THE PENANCES I HAD TO DO WERE UNSPEAKABLE
@SpeedRcrX
LOL well if I did the deed with him I'd need to do all kinds of f[BLEEP]king penance let me tell you
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
eww you saw papa's steel-tipped rose
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...more like "rubber dongle"
[gTV]Red_Crow
ON THAT WONDERFUL NOTE here's Round 2 of the Suburban Senshi Budokai, Helios vs. Aino Minako!
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 27 June 2024 7:11AM
Thanks to Time Sage for finding the incriminating evidence against Rei!





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