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Suburban Senshi Entry #2397 - “12 Days of Temu! Attack your Boredom!!”
#2397 “12 Days of Temu! Attack your Boredom!!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 23 June 2024 9:59PM
@SpeedRcrX
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
Sometimes we get a hit, sometimes a miss.
For day ten, our word was ATTACK
Vermellia X. Rosso
This thing has been attacking my brain so I'm glad we're almost at the end of the road
@SpeedRcrX
This is what we got




Vermellia X. Rosso
What even is happening here?
Is a midget attacking a ping-pong paddle? What's the product?
@SpeedRcrX
I think it's a paddle you're supposed to punch
golD_lux
While someone holds it? That's going to be such a weak target to whale on!
IrnChef_Jovian
Also where's that guy's head?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
Isn't it blended in the b-- oh s[BLEEP]t it's gone
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
So's the bottom of his body.
Vermellia X. Rosso
So it's like a floating ghost boxer that can attack people but he's smol
@SpeedRcrX
smol ghost boxer only from Temu
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 23 June 2024 10:15PM





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September 16, 1997: Hotaru and Chibiusa were imagining being in a shower of cherry blossom petals, when Jedite attacked using Mister Magic Pierrot, determined to conquer Crystal Tokyo in the 30th century. As the Senshi joined the fight one after another, Sailor Pluto mysteriously appeared, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got beat up badly. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through an amusingly pacifist monster. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.


[01:43] <FireFly_9> You're one to talk about people not learning lessons.
[01:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I learned when was the last time I tried to kill you
[01:43] * FireFly_9 thinks back
[01:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Intentionally
[01:43] <FireFly_9> Oh, well if you're going to start qualifying it now :P


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