Suburban Senshi Entry #2394 - “12 Days of Temu! We're still Looking Sharp!!”
#2394 “12 Days of Temu! We're still Looking Sharp!!”
@spritflame
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@SpeedRcrX
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
Vermellia X. Rosso
So what've you got this time? Hopefully something less brain-bleachy?
@SpeedRcrX
For day seven, our word was SHARP
And this was tough because obviously we got shown EVERY f[BLEEP]king knife, sword and scissors on the platform
Miles Edgeworth
What eventually won out?
@SpeedRcrX
Miles Edgeworth
...I'm not seeing the connection.
@SpeedRcrX
They're universal remotes. I guess for SHARP TVs too
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...
This entry is exceptionally lame.
@SpeedRcrX
DUDE IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY ODD THING OUT
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Fine do I have to save this? I'll save this.
* Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes to WISH.COM *
@SpeedRcrX
NO YOU CAN'T THIS IS A TEMU WEEK
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Are they paying you?
@SpeedRcrX
Well no
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
So on Wish, I found this disciplinary tool related to the word "sharp" once I set the price filter low enough to avoid all cutlery.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
* [ DR. XADiUM ] pales *
Vermellia X. Rosso
I don't get it how is a Banana Slicer a disciplinary tool?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Because, my dear, you don't slice bananas with it.
