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#2390 “12 Days of Temu Day 3! You'll demand Compensation!! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 16 June 2024 5:54PM
@SpeedRcrX
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
[gTV]C'est_la_V
For day three, our word was COMPENSATION
// J_Daito //
Let me guess. You got D[BLEEP]k pills
Det. Ema Skye
You uhh, admitting to something there, Mister Jedite?
[gTV]C'est_la_V




This is supposed to be a jewelry scale discussed as a page of cigarettes
// J_Daito //
YES I CRAVE THE SUPERB FLAVOR OF MANLLORO CIGARETTES
Det. Ema Skye
...that's obviously a covert scale to weigh drugs
Like, what jeweller would EVER need to have a scale that a) needed to be concealed on their person and b) DISGUISED as something else?
@SpeedRcrX
A jewel thief kinda Jeweller? A fence?
Det. Ema Skye
Fair point
// J_Daito //
Now I wonder if they ever made a transforming robot that turned into a pack of cigarettes
@SpeedRcrX
Dunno about that but Warrior Gold Lightan was definitely a thing.




So mass shifting was ALWAYS a thing
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
so like all transformers can mass shift right
@SpeedRcrX
Yeah why
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
so if they were like, in their "pretender" form and they were totally doing it with somebody could they mass shift their
// J_Daito //
you mean for her pleasure?
@SpeedRcrX
dude that would make their partner explode like an overheated poptart of blood and guts
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 16 June 2024 6:09PM





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November 6, 1997: Mercurius was going to a contest at Lover's Park, when Esmeroodo attacked using Ponko, determined to contaminate a crystal point. As the Senshi wrought unholy devastation after being spurned, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. The Moonlight Knight got to use a steel-tipped rose in battle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Gorgeous Meditation attack to win.


[08:37] <C'est_la_V> Wehn I'm happy he's happy, he says, so if Ispend his money on making me happy then he gets happy too, so we're all happy and it's selfless isn't it??
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> .......
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko wins
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> I AM THE ONLY NEKO HERE DAMMIT
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Agitated, Arty?
[08:38] * =^catablanca^= hangs his head
[08:38] <=^catablanca^=> All those years training her and this is how she ends up
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> You trained me to fight evil and take no money for it
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T EARN A LIVING


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