Suburban Senshi Entry #2390 - “12 Days of Temu Day 3! You'll demand Compensation!! ”
#2390 “12 Days of Temu Day 3! You'll demand Compensation!! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 16 June 2024 5:54PM
@SpeedRcrX
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
[gTV]C'est_la_V
For day three, our word was COMPENSATION
// J_Daito //
Let me guess. You got D[BLEEP]k pills
Det. Ema Skye
You uhh, admitting to something there, Mister Jedite?
[gTV]C'est_la_V




This is supposed to be a jewelry scale discussed as a page of cigarettes
// J_Daito //
YES I CRAVE THE SUPERB FLAVOR OF MANLLORO CIGARETTES
Det. Ema Skye
...that's obviously a covert scale to weigh drugs
Like, what jeweller would EVER need to have a scale that a) needed to be concealed on their person and b) DISGUISED as something else?
@SpeedRcrX
A jewel thief kinda Jeweller? A fence?
Det. Ema Skye
Fair point
// J_Daito //
Now I wonder if they ever made a transforming robot that turned into a pack of cigarettes
@SpeedRcrX
Dunno about that but Warrior Gold Lightan was definitely a thing.




So mass shifting was ALWAYS a thing
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
so like all transformers can mass shift right
@SpeedRcrX
Yeah why
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
so if they were like, in their "pretender" form and they were totally doing it with somebody could they mass shift their
// J_Daito //
you mean for her pleasure?
@SpeedRcrX
dude that would make their partner explode like an overheated poptart of blood and guts
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 16 June 2024 6:09PM






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