Suburban Senshi Entry #2388 - “Light entertainment is in our DNA! The Twelve Days of Temu starts NOW!”
#2388 “Light entertainment is in our DNA! The Twelve Days of Temu starts NOW!”
@spritflame
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@SpeedRcrX
In the name of innovating the frontiers of Cheapo entertainment, we bring you the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
@Sakura X. Aino
This was actually harder than we thought because Temu's search engine actually works and delivers sensible results, so we did have to significantly scroll to see the surreal stuff.
@SpeedRcrX
Let's show them today's item, sneaky future kid!
@Sakura X. Aino
For day one, our word was GENETIC
@SpeedRcrX
What it's like if Randy Orton was the Armored Titan from Attack on Titan
Det. Ema Skye
He seems really pleased to be completely lacking skin
Vermellia X. Rosso
Like, what is this? a
A poster, a painting, what?
@SpeedRcrX
A canvas poster for the wall
// J_Daito //
So let me get this straight
you hang it on the wall. One night you bring your date home, things are hot and heavy and you're down to do the deed and then the door opens and they see this giant painting of a guy with no skin
