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Suburban Senshi Entry #2383 - “Vengeful Coiffure! Hotaru's Hair Care Secret, revealed!! ”
#2383 “Vengeful Coiffure! Hotaru's Hair Care Secret, revealed!! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 08 June 2024 12:04PM
@SpeedRcrX
And he's big on protecting the "purity" of the Love Live girls. so I just casually pointed out Nozomi's birthday was 6/9 "nice" and now he's f[BLEEP]king traumatized
// J_Daito //
You have learned well my son
@SpeedRcrX
Yeah it was a red letter day for me, I also f[BLEEP]ked up 'Taru because I discovered her deepest darkest secret
// J_Daito //
Oho? Do tell
FireFly_9
DON'T YOU DARE
@SpeedRcrX
Miss "Dark And Super Serious" uses THIS for a hair dryer:




FireFly_9
Grr
// J_Daito //
...Does it help her achieve "release"
FireFly_9
YOU'RE ALL DEAD
@SpeedRcrX
Well yeah from an existential point of view
FireFly_9
...from an "I'm going to filet you with "Glaivey-chan" point of view!
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 09 June 2024 8:44AM





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May 27, 1999: Mamoru and Rei were valiantly trying to beat small kids at video games whilst cosplaying, when Sailor Galaxia attacked using Ryuakusu, determined to steal the dreams of small children. As the Senshi gasped in shock, Sailor V appeared, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Tuxedo Mask got beat up badly. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.


<FireFly_9> You know you are probably consuming the remains of a poor creature that had been tortured its entire life in a small box before finally being brutally put out of its misery along with a mass of its screaming kin...
* // J_Daito // chews
<// J_Daito //> well, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it


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