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Suburban Senshi Entry #2381 - “Shaiking our fists at the Cloud! The modern Internet SUCKS lately edition!!”

#2381 “Shaiking our fists at the Cloud! The modern Internet SUCKS lately edition!!”

@spritflame

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Log excerpt starts - 06 June 2024 7:21AM

@SpeedRcrX

So a remote Brazilian tribe got their hands on internet for the first time and now everyone is addicted to pr0n and social media.

FireFly_9

Color me surprised.

Mdm_Maestro

So basically like you when you first got the internet, Haruka, dear.

FireFly_9

...Or like her now.

@SpeedRcrX

OH LIKE YOU TWO DIDN'T SPEND THE EARLY 2000s SCOURING THE NET FOR FANFIC DOUJINS OF YOURSELVES SO YOU COULD SMITE THE AUTHORS

FireFly_9

Better than you doing the same to get "ideas" for your "special times" with Michiru-momma!

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

I've always thought about doing a story where an AI was force fed the content of the Internet and became a porn-addicted racist.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

So basically you predicted ChatGPT.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

I kind of... did.

FireFly_9

THANKS X-SAN.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

v_V

Det. Ema Skye

Speaking of AI stuff, remember that horribly jank Humane AI Pin that was basically overpriced junk? Well now it's come out that their overpriced charging pods are a fire risk too.

@SpeedRcrX

Man I wish I'd come up with that AI bulls[BLEEP]t first. Going around and tricking people into thinking their computer was intelligent. I'd have made millions.

FireFly_9

Well you go around with your Ikuhara Perfection Field looking perfect in public and tricking people into thinking you're intelligent so I think you already mastered that grift, Haruka-poppa.

@SpeedRcrX

F[BLEEP]k off you miserable Wednesday Addams wannabe

FireFly_9

'The Wednesday Addams wannabe' who can end the world. :P

golD_lux

Look everyone it's like reason 9001 to pirate Photoshop.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

It's like all the s[BLEEP]t around the internet lately revolves around three concepts - AI, SaaS, and "The Cloud".

GERMATOID

REMEMBER, KIDS - "THE CLOUD" IS JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

So X if you're railing against the cloud is that basically the "old man shakes hand at clouds" meme?

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

Yes. Yes it is.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

AND OF RELEVANCE TO ME given what I write, apparently Google can Lock you out of Google Docs if your content is too spicy.

@SpeedRcrX

I guess that's the price we pay for using free s[BLEEP]t - of course Adobe's s[BLEEP]t isn't free and they're still f[BLEEP]king you.

Det. Ema Skye

Guys I just read that Humane wants to be bought out for ONE BILLION DOLLARS

*Dr. Evil pinky face here*

@SpeedRcrX

Like, a Billion for what? For f[BLEEP]king up so bad you're the laughingstock of the tech reviewer world? That's some heavy techbro entitlement there

Like, only in their world could you absolutely s[BLEEP]t the bed with your overhyped, overexpensive product, have everyone literally clown on you and then still have the BALLS to ask for that much money to reward your f[BLEEP]kuppery

Det. Ema Skye

Sad thing is, someone's probably gonna pay it, if just for the tax write off.

FireFly_9

Meanwhile the rest of us mortals just struggle to make enough money to eat, knowing that retirement is a cruel mockery and we will work until we die.

Det. Ema Skye

I don't know how this came across my feed but here's a hilariously deranged Breaking Bad video.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

BOSS YOU KNOW SCIENCE IF YOU WEREN'T A COP WOULD YOU "COOK" LIKE WALTER WHITE

Det. Ema Skye

...There's a reason why, unlike Gumshoe, no one dares cut my pay.

[gTV]Red_Crow

Hot off the presses the Sailor Moon Cosmos Arc will be on Netflix Aug. 22.

@SpeedRcrX

Oh yay the s[BLEEP]tty grimdark arc finally gets to be inflicted worldwide

Can't wait to see it and just get drunk right after

Mdm_Maestro

As if you need an excuse for that, dear.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

I'm reading this Metafilter Thread that talks about how retailers hate it when you shop on your desktop computer versus a cellphone. I never knew this was a thing.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

This is because you are old and barely use your mobile for anything other than a camera.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

Because mobile websurfing is garbage and I hate having to use "apps" for everything?

@SpeedRcrX

Now now not everything is bad about mobile phones X

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

What's so good about them