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Suburban Senshi Entry #2374 - “Catching up on the Golden Crescent Arc AND The shocking truth about Sailor Moon revealed!!”

#2374 “Catching up on the Golden Crescent Arc AND The shocking truth about Sailor Moon revealed!!”

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Log excerpt starts - 31 May 2024 9:30AM

Det. Ema Skye

* Det. Ema Skye is working on her police report for things that have been going on outside of the Budokai Hype *

FireFly_9

There's no reason you need to do it alone, we can all help. For example, I got away from my kidnappers, who were a trange set of twins with Neptune powers.

// J_Daito //

Yes by dioocating your shoulders get out of the bonds. Pretty hardcore.

FireFly_9

<_< it's because my bones are weak and they just sort of snapped out of place when one of the captors slapped me. <_M

Det. Ema Skye

Well we had to lock the perps in Carbonite because they kept trying to use their powers to try and drown themselves rather than talk.

@SpeedRcrX

They're so hardcore these guys.

Det. Ema Skye

Yeah and I had a long conversation with one of Hotaru's Silver Millennium relatives, who basically told me that what the great healer is doing should be impossible because Saturnian Males lose a lot more of their life force when they try to do healing.

[gTV]C'est_la_V

But so then how's he able to jerk it off??

Det. Ema Skye

...I really hope you meant "pull it off", Minako.

The circumstantial evidence seems to lead to the conclusion that other members of the Golden Crescent cult are kidnapping people and using their life force to keep him going without telling him.

People who went missing during all the riots in Roppongi, or got lost in the shuffle in the massive tent city that's sprung up around the hospital for everyone seeking healing.

[gTV]Red_Crow

That place is crazy.

IrnChef_Jovian

So many people...

@Chateaux Concierge

Also some weird s[BLEEP]t is happening out in the Cosmos.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

So why did they kidnap Hotaru anyway?

FireFly_9

I was told "Khonshu" wants me gone.

Because I--well- -_Sailor Saturn_ -- was the one who ended the Silver Millennium.

They think I arbitrarily did it without giving them a chance to fight back.

// J_Daito //

Against Metallia? I was there. There was no amount of fighting that would have stopped that thing.

Det. Ema Skye

Thanks to the incredible scrying powers of Hotaru's brother from the Silver Millennium, Devyen, we got a clue that the popular paranormal radio host Haruki Tanaka might be a part of the cult harboring the fugitive Aya Mizuki, so I'm trying to get Matsuo Shin to arrange a meet.

FireFly_9

Poor Matsuo-san... he's another survivor of the Silver Millennium who wasn't reincarnated but actually just made it from that era to ours... he knows what it was like back then and this whole thing is just torture for him.

// J_Daito //

I know what it was like back then and I'm laughig my ass off

These cultists think Silver Millennium was a perfect society. It was a squabbling mess of politics and intrigue.

There's a reason why the "Eightfold Empire" - the survivors from that time who escaped the Silence Wave by fleeing to hyperspace - basically murdered each other the moment they re-encountered each other 10,000 years later.

Det. Ema Skye

Devyen tried ot help scry into he depths of the Healing Haven Hospital but got hurt and that shattered my confidence for a while because it seemed like every time I asked someone to help on a case, they got hurt. But Hotaru helped walk me back from that abyss.

FireFly_9

@Chateaux Concierge

Yeah on the other side of things something entered our universe via some strange ass portal on Mt. Fuji back when we had the first Solar storm.

and ever since then... I've been feeling stronger. I've been able to repair myself faster... my scanners seems sharper... I dunno what's up.

Det. Ema Skye

Yeah when Devyn and Matsuo worked together to try and scry the hospital again, Matsuo got messed up pretty badly, but a huge healing ray hit him and healed him.

We all thought it was you.

@Chateaux Concierge

Nerp. And I have no record of that happening.

@SpeedRcrX

And you're sure you're not hacked.

@Chateaux Concierge

Yup.

@[ DR. XADiUM ]

I confirmed it. It looks like whatever happened, she just couldn't percieve it for some reason.

@Chateaux Concierge

It's very troubling to have a perceptual blindspot like that.

@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

We've all got them. Look up saccades sometime. The human brain actually papers over our blind spots.

Det. Ema Skye

I also managed to get transferred ito the Alien Zone Police as opposed to regular Tokyo PD so my hands are a little less tied when investigating the Golden Crescent.

[gTV]Red_Crow

Yeah and then to make things weirder someone broke into the Ginga TV studios and stole Yuki Sakuraba's costume for the Sailor V show, doing around as a vigilante and beating up not only the Shambles monsters, but also members of the cult.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

WELL THE SOCIETY RIGHT becaue now they started a Serenity Social Center thing thats's spreading out into other cities!

Det. Ema Skye

As far as I can tell this is the "right hand" of the group that is actually trying to do genuine social work and community improvements.

@SpeedRcrX

on a f[BLEEP]king lighter note, we finally found out a bombshell, that Sailor Moon isn't Usagi and never has been

The Vampire Lyrica Hubert

Yeah I had to drag the truth out of Setsuna.

setsy_meiou

Hmph

The truth is of course that Usagi is the Moon Princess not the moon Senshi. Her "Sailor Crystal" is actually the Ginzuishou. The actual Sailor Crystal of the Moon belongs to (and this could have been obvious considering how close these beings were to the Lunar Imperial Court) one of the guardian cats, to whom it gets passed whenever the prior holder dies.

Vermellia X. Rosso

Way to go Artemis!!

=^catablanca^=

Yeah vermellia do you really think with my luck it was me

@SpeedRcrX

Oh god so that's why Sailor Luna

setsy_meiou

Luna = Moon

It's been in front of you all this time.

Det. Ema Skye

We also got another potential "in" the golden Crescent as Sailor Telesto was recruited to help heal in the hospital thanks to her formidable healing powers.

As for the Sailor V impersonator, thanks to Daniel Kakaku and his incredible shrinking tech we were able to get decisive drone footage of the perpetrator being Victoria Smithson, a girl I'd suspected thanks to the DNA left at the crime scenes

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

YOU SURE FINGERED HER, BOSS!

Det. Ema Skye

Look, I know I'm still single but are you trying to set me up on a date with Chris Hansen?

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

HSHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Godot

Yeah and once you lock down that case, Detective Skye, I'm going to prosecute her, and drag her down the blackest depths of hell, darker even than the purest dark roast.

@SpeedRcrX

Dude she's 12 years old!

Godot

a 12-year old who's commited theft, property destruction and multiple assaults.

@SpeedRcrX

I've done way worse :P

Godot

Yeah and your rap sheet is longer than a football field.

The only reason you're not in jail right now is your wife's rich and you're both famous and so have enough political pull to avoid it.

@SpeedRcrX

<_<

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