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Suburban Senshi Entry #2360 - “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Yuki's attacker revealed! A blast from the past!! ”
#2360 “[Sailor V Selection Arc] Yuki's attacker revealed! A blast from the past!! ”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 12 January 2024 8:46PM
FireFly_9
So I thought using a youth formula to de-age Haruka-poppa, turn her into a baby and kidnap her in revenge for her kidnapping me as a child would be fun.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Was it?
FireFly_9
No, all she does is laugh at me and fill her diapers with waste which I have to clean up. I hate this and everything to do with this.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Well you know what they say, when you seek revenge you first have to dig two graves.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
sewiz dere ani updat on da Yukey kase???
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
Oh god that
I'm still wrapping my head 'round it
Det. Ema Skye
Here's the update
Thanks to Intern, we were able to CSI-vision crappy license plate imagery from some roadside cams to find the address of the guy who did the hit-and-run on Yuki.
We sent a squad of officers to his place. He wasn't answering, so they busted in and found this:




FireFly_9
Oh my god
Det. Ema Skye
Yeah someone murdered him.
And even more bizarre was the fact he had a crescent moon on his forehead. DNA and historical records searches by Megan O'Cain, one of the stasis-preserved survivors of the fall of the Silver Millennium showed that our vic there was a reincarnated civil servant, part of the Royal court, distantly related to the Serenity Line.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
It turns out that Serenity reincarnated not just Moon and her guardians, but as many people as she coud from the moon when she died. It looks like some of these people are now starting to regain their memories of their past lives.
Det. Ema Skye
Yeah it ties back into a case that Matsuo Shin and I were working about a strange cult that seemed to be imitating Silver Millennium garb and habits... the "Golden Crescent".
And now we think they might be some of these survivors that are reawakening their past memories, though we're not 100% sure.
FireFly_9
That's all we need
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
My pet theory is Yuki was attacked because her Sailor V production is basically a blaphemy against the true history of the Silver Millennium. The dead fellow had a Sailor V manga in his place.
FireFly_9
So the Golden Crescent may be going after the whole production?
Det. Ema Skye
Maybe. And to top it all off ther are almost riots in Roppongi now because Yuki's still in a coma and the hospita; isn't letting some quack faith healers in to try and "Cure" her.
FireFly_9
I heard about that on Haruki's show. There are so many people trying to get famous by being "the one to heal 'It's Yuki!!" that he had to give over his whole show to just interviewing them all this morning.
Det. Ema Skye
Yeah things are just getting crazier and crazier.
It's like in your favorite poem, Hotaru. I feel like the gyre is widening.
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 12 January 2024 9:05PM





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