Christmas Eve! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gotta love it

Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's the last day of the Suburban Senshi gift pool for 2023!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got, and Hotaru-chan will explain how the word relates to the gift!!

How will Wish.com Santa surprise us today?

I don't know but I was certainly surprised <_<

Hmm?

N-nothing...

last four gifts today

the next person selected for was: ema
their word was: chop
their item was:

,,,That actually looks like it could be useful forensically for cutting into bodies or clothes when doing examinations, and because it's stainless steel, it looks like it would be easily sanitized.

Oh but Hotaru-san tell us the Real meaning

Because the word is chop and not dissect, it's clear this is a disciplinary weapon to be wielded against overly aggressive men who are harassing you. With one swift action you use the scissors to chop off the source of their masculine aggression.

beautiful ♥

...That might be a good Klavier Gavin detterent, yeah

Yo that s[BLEEP]t ain't funny yo, you know how long that s[BLEEP]t takes to grow back and how much Golden Crystal energy it uses, yo?

...Don' t be a d[BLEEP]k and you won't lose one?

...so metal ♥

the next person selected for was: piccolo
their word was: bad
their item was:
  



 

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NO FAIR I WANT THAT

That looks like it would get very unsanitary very quickly

That, Skye-san, is the point. It is a bad seat for people who are bad. It will become befouled by their secretions and effluence in short order, be nigh-impossible to clean, and then infect them with their own waste, murdering them from the nethers up slowly, over the course of months.

god damn you paint a beautifully macabre picture

Bulls[BLEEP]t if all it took to kill someone was exposure to waste I'd be dead ages ago

...You're functionally immortal because both heaven and hell have rejected you.

You could be "dead" already and not know it.

The minute Enma-sama stamps "APPROVED" on the paperwork that could be it for you.

...all the more reason I should enjoy a luxuriant royal ass toilet pillow before my time is up

it's yours. Merry Christmas.

OH MAN THANK YOU YOU ARE A GOD

I was, yes.

the next person selected for was: sakura april
their word was: drink
their item was:
  

HAUAHAHAHAHH that's perfect

...NGL I kind of want that

I'll battle you for it daywalker ♥

you're on ♥

This might be more auitable for Sakura April's purposes, Lyrica-san.... you see this kit is meant to be a the drink of death as the idea would be to fill it with 100 proof liquor dyed red and then fed into the bloodtream of your enemies when they are recieving a transfusion, so instead of it begin a gift of life it's a gift of death.

....that just makes me want it more Hotaru-sama~

....-sama?

...

There's no need for such formalities. Please just call me 'Hotaru'. :)

! O-O-Only if if if if you c-call me 'Lyrica'! It's only...f-f-fair

Okay, Lyrica :D

LOL looks like we found a way to kill the Daywalker everyone.

...did I say something wrong?

pfft lol

we come to the last item for this year

the next person selected for was: gemini
their word was: borrow
their item was:
  

... is that a litterbox fer hamsters?

Ebichu has found his dream home - a room filled with cocaine.

Why are there chopped up Shrooms or something next to it

You see this quite simple. When you have an annoying neightbor who comes over all the time to borrow the salt, naturally you want to deter them.

By death.

Yes. So in this casem by filling the rodent's litterbox with salt, they are encourage to leave their waste in it. Then you package this back up and give it to the neighbor, who will use it and either expire themselves or and up killing their neightbors and sent to death row for murder, eliminating them that way.

...what a cheerful Christmas memory that'll be...

And that's it for the Suburban Senshi gift pool this year, minna-san! but before we go one last gift to all of you from our family to yours - this Christmas Wallpaper!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!