Suburban Senshi Entry #2353 - “Suburban Senshi's Seven Days of Christmas Day 3!!”
#2353 “Suburban Senshi's Seven Days of Christmas Day 3!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:35 AM 12/20/23

#suburbansenshisquad
C'est_La_V
Hi Hi Minna-san!! It's day 3 of the Suburban Senshi gift pool!! As a reminder, since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. So now we're showing each other what we got!!
setsy_meioh
Horray for conspicuous consumption :P
FireFly_9
Actually this is far less expensive than each of us getting one gift fo everyone else.
spiritflame
the first person selected for today was: ami
their word was: symbol
their item was:




Reverend_H
YO I WANT THAT YO
Mizunomics01
You can have it, Elios-san... I believe in the maxim "Money talks, Wealth Whispers"
C'est_La_V
I'd love to see fanart of ami-chan wearing that, though....
Dr_Xadium
I will not be volunteered for this :P
SpeedRcr_X
Seriously though a good fanart challenge might be drawing us using some of the crazier items from this and we would post them up
spiritflame
the next person selected for was: makoto
their word was: heart
their item was:




IrnChef_Jovian
What... *is* that exactly?
Reverend_H
That hole's too small for me to put it in, yo
IrnChef_Jovian
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Reverend_H
WHAT YO I DIDN'T SAY WHAT 'IT' WAS
// J_Daito //
So what was it, then?
Reverend_H
....my d[BLEEP]k
IrnChef_Jovian
* SLAPS Elios *
IrnChef_Jovian
No but seriously what is it?
spiritflame
you are limited only by the power of your imagination
spiritflame
suggestions welcomed in the comments
spiritflame
the next person selected for was: akane
their word was: strain
their item was:




SpeedRcr_X
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
RedCrow
I'd ask "What the everloving s[BLEEP]t" but the s[BLEEP]t is quite clear
GERMATOID
IS THAT A TEA DIFFUSER SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF S[BLEEP]T?
C'est_La_V
AAHAHAHAHAA I want to see you using that at your desk Akane-san ahahahahahah!
RedCrow
I just... I have no words right now
SpeedRcr_X
Wait so if the word was "strain" is is straining to get the s[BLEEP]t out? HHAHAA
RedCrow
Okay can we move on now please
spiritflame
the next person selected for was: elios
their word was: fragment
their item was:




Flame_Sniper
Given what we've seen today this is like the most normal thing so far
Reverend_H
It's kinda cool I guess yo
RedCrow
If you don't like it you can have my s[BLEEP]t strainer.
Reverend_H
no thanks yo, you can keep that "S[BLEEP]t" to yourself yo, lol
spiritflame
the last person for today is: xadium
their word was: drug
their item was:




Rule34Rocks
....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SpeedRcr_X
LOL WTF
Dr_Xadium
...I guess I'm ready to go work in an Amazon.com warehouse now.
// J_Daito //
Yup, sorry Xadium but after 21 years of this place draining money you're being put out to wage slavery to bring us capital to continue operations.
Dr_Xadium
T_T
Dr_Xadium
Merry Christmas to me?
C'est_La_V
This might be the end of Christmas for X-kun but not for us!! Join us tomorrow for Day 4!!
Excerpt End - 06:59 AM 12/20/23



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