Suburban Senshi Entry #2351 - “ Suburban Senshi's Seven Days of Christmas Day 1!!”
#2351 “ Suburban Senshi's Seven Days of Christmas Day 1!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:37 AM 12/18/23
#suburbansenshisquad
C'est_La_V
Hi Hi Minna-san!! Since we have far too many friends to by gifts for, we decided to just make a common gift pool. We all threw in 2,500 yen, and we had an advanced Tomoe Research Labs AI select a "keyword" for each of us. The AI then used that keyword to search Wish.com and ordered us an item matching that word for under 2500 yen. Over the next seven days we'll show what we got!!
EmaSkye_LAPD
That's not a bad idea when you have a large group of friends instead of everyone buying one item for everyone else.
C'est_La_V
I know, ne? So here we go
C'est_La_V
take it away rei.bot-sama!!
spiritflame
the person selected for was: haruka their word was: franchise their item was:
spiritflame
SpeedRcr_X
what
SpeedRcr_X
Is that a giant banana
SpeedRcr_X
What the hell am I going to do with something shaped like that
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
hhshshsh i tank ur sapposad 2 pat tit pu ur [BLEEP]
SpeedRcr_X
.................
// J_Daito //
Well Kaioh it looks liek you've been replaced for Christmas
Mdm_Maestro
You savages deserve to have the worst holiday possible
SpeedRcr_X
No now come on Michi they're joking, ir's not like that banana's detachable from the stand... I don't think
Mdm_Maestro
And if it was? ☠
SpeedRcr_X
...you'd have to up your game, that's all I'm saying
Mdm_Maestro
Why, you!☠
spiritflame
moving on, the person selected for was: jedite their word was: up their item was:
spiritflame
// J_Daito //
... light up sneakers but where the whole thing lights up?
SpeedRcr_X
Now you can be super stealthy when you're in disguise lol
GERMATOID
THERE'S NO WAY LEDS CAN LIGHT UP A SHOE THAT EVENLY, IT MUST BE RADIOACTIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
// J_Daito //
Is the AI trying to poison me for Christmas?
Mdm_Maestro
Perhaps that would be the great gift of all :P
// J_Daito //
You give that to us every day with your cooking.
spiritflame
the person selected for was: tomoe-hakase their word was: hotdog their item was:
spiritflame
SpeedRcr_X
LOL WHAT
Reverend_H
* starts sweatin' yo *
GERMATOID
_HOT DOG_ INDEED! MUAHAHAHAHA
GERMATOID
I'LL PUT THAT ON MY DESK AT WORK
Charm_BUSTer
That's sexual harassement, Hakase :P
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
I like how the girl coded one is on top going in from the rear
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
very progressive
Mizunomics01
fascinating~
spiritflame
the next person selected for was: hotaru-chan their word was: conception their item was:
spiritflame
FireFly_9
...hah?! A thanksgiving shirt? At Christmas?
SpeedRcr_X
I need to see you wearing that now LOL
FireFly_9
No. And what does a Turkey have to do with conception?!
Rule34Rocks
If you've ever seen Mr. Bean making a Christmas Turkey, you'd understand.
FireFly_9
I don't get it, Paisley-san...
// J_Daito //
Everyone knows you don't get it since you broke up with L, Tomoe the Younger
Rule34Rocks
Here, Hotaru:
FireFly_9
... his head went where
GERMATOID
THAT'S HOW IT USUALLY WORKS, DEAR! MUAHAHAHAHA!
spiritflame
moving on to the last person from today
spiritflame
the next person selected for was: chibiusa their word was: snail their item was:
spiritflame
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
...
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
wat
=/\catablanca/\=
Snail... "repair" cream?
=/\catablanca/\=
Is this a Photoshop?
Dr_Xadium
I swear it's not. Thats EXACTLY what was on Wish.
SpeedRcr_X
What the f[BLEEP]k are people doing to snails that thery would need repair? And how does this fix them!?
spiritflame
whatever the answer is i think it would irrevocably break our age rating
C'est_La_V
And that's it for today, minna-san!! Join us tomorrow for the next day of Suburban Senshi Christmas!!
